"SportsCenter breaks down like this: 60% Manziel gossip, 39% praising LeBron for buying a giant Brita filter to clean Lake Erie, 72% jerking off the SEC, and 41% explaining away whatever crime an NFL player committed that hour. There's 2% 'Other', which is room for whomever has to fill in for Bill Simmons every time he's suspended for having the audacity to defend women."
goooooddamn
Loved this part.