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[Phantast2k]

Maybe his boogers have magical powers and were the secret to the world cup success.

Maybe, sure, probably not though...

I think a lot of people are going to jizz all over this performance, blocking out the fact that Slovakia played horribly.

On the plus side though:
We have a lot of unusual suspects able to score: Kroos, Khedira, CBs - that's great.
Gomez over Götze, finally.

But:
Draxler is still ineffective & inconsistent and will likely disappoint in the next match.
Kimchi was pretty good, but is probably going to get exposed against Spain or Italy.

 

[Paganmoon]

Mario Gómez needs to play in a better league than the Turkish one. Can't believe some Premier League team hasn't snatched him up.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Germany winning against either of these teams would be a miracle.
:/

 

[Phantast2k]

Mario Gómez needs to play in a better league than the Turkish one. Can't believe some Premier League team hasn't snatched him up.

I hope Leicester picks him up.

 

[Croyles]

Maybe, sure, probably not though...

I think a lot of people are going to jizz all over this performance, blocking out the fact that Slovakia played horribly.

On the plus side though:
We have a lot of unusual suspects able to score: Kroos, Khedira, CBs - that's great.
Gomez over Götze, finally.

But:
Draxler is still ineffective & inconsistent and will likely disappoint in the next match.
Kimchi was pretty good, but is probably going to get exposed against Spain or Italy.

I agree that Draxler is inconsistent and could hurt us next match maybe, but I think Kimmich will be able to hold his own against Spain or Italy.

 

[TheOctodad]

Germany winning against either of these teams would be a miracle.
:/

Yah. This quarter final is gonna be nasty.

 

[Mattlikewhoa]

Mario Gómez needs to play in a better league than the Turkish one. Can't believe some Premier League team hasn't snatched him up.

I can see a club picking him up in the near future.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Every time somebody says 'SOMMERMÄRCHEN'on german tv, I feel like I wanna puke...

 

[His Majesty]

Wilmots has already said he is not interested in an attractive game. Just warning everyone to keep their expectations low.

 

[Jisgsaw]

Man, still salty about that yellow against Hummels. I hope this won't cost him the semis.

 

[The perfect Dark]

Germany winning against either of these teams would be a miracle.
:/

What?

 

[dr3upmushroom]

What?

They've failed to beat Italy in a tourney and Spain has beat them in the last few.

 

[dragonbane]

Germany winning against either of these teams would be a miracle.
:/

They've failed to beat Italy in a tourney and Spain has beat them in the last few.

The cards are entirely different now. We can beat both of them. Anything can happen tbh. Initially our chances are already better because our defense is not constantly breaking apart with Neuer having to save everything

 

[Haunted]

Did no one .gif the German goals? Shame.

 

[Croyles]

Ha

 

[Clydefrog]

Horrendous Belgium kit.

 

[Beefy]

 

[dragonbane]

Fantastic performance by our boys, no one to be singled out as a weak link. Passing, positioning, tackling, running, finishing, everyone is performing their roles on a high fucking level.


Hope Italy and Spain were watching. An evening like this makes me hopeful and confident, though the upcoming competition will be the toughest possible.

Yeah, I believe in our boys. Always have though, the critics are often wrong. Once the important matches begin they usually show up

 

[dr3upmushroom]

The cards are entirely different now. We can beat both of them. Anything can happen tbh. Initially our chances are already better because our defense is not constantly breaking apart with Neuer having to save everything

I'm not questioning Germany's skill, if anything I'm cheering for them as a neutral observer. Just stating what the Football Gods have determined.

 

[dragonbane]

I always wish Neuer shot a goal from super far away to transform him into the biggest of bosses.

Still has this magnificent assist. Close enough:

 

[JDB]

WHEN WILL IT STOP

 

[paperboywriter]

WHEN WILL IT STOP

It's human nature, let it go

 

[Lender]

Should have been a goal

 

[Spring Drive]

Well done Germany

 

[Lender]

Belgium started well. Shocker.

 

[JDB]

Pretty sure the Dutch commentator is about to lose his voice.

 

[paperboywriter]

Do who's gonna win this? What do you think GAF?

 

[Rainy]

For those watching in the US, man I didn't know Max Bretos calls games lol

 

[hobblygobbly]

Do who's gonna win this? What do you think GAF?

I hope Hungary, them and Iceland are the underdogs. Király's trousers are the magic.

 

[Sgtpepper89]

Gonna be another 3-3 game

 

[Lender]

1-0 YEEEEAAAAAAH

 

[Tempy]

GOOOL

 

[Creamium]

YEEEEEEEESSSSS

 

[paperboywriter]

I'm giving belgium the benefit of the doubt this game. Hope they can deliver for once.

Nice goal!

 

[Omega Kirby]

Belgium takes the lead

 

[JDB]

Yeah, his voice is definitely gone lol

 

[eFKac]

And the first one in.

Hungary doesn't seem to try parking the bus so they'll suffer, Belgium is on another level.

 

[Creamium]

We are playing great so far. Deserved goal.

 

[Lima]

I say the final will be Schwarz-Gold-Rot against Schwarz-Rot-Gold.

 

[Firemind]

ALDERWEIRELD!!!!

so clutch

 

[eFKac]

I say the final will be Schwarz-Gold-Rot against Schwarz-Rot-Gold.

After Croatia gone I wouldn't be surprised, at least on this side of the ladder.

 

[LegendofDragoonLives]

Like you could get Boateng for 50m.

Like Boateng would go for that hilarious downgrade. Moving from Bayern to United is like moving from a PS4 level quality graphics to PS2.

 

[paperboywriter]

The fuck

France your pitches are shite

 

[Eyeh4wk]

Ooops

 

[Lima]

Like Boateng would go for that hilarious downgrade. Moving from Bayern to United is like moving from a PS4 level quality graphics to PS2.

LOL

He will stay at Bayern and get dat Neo level upgrade.

 

[Spizz]

Omg if that went in...

 

[Shambalakan]

Courtois! lol

 

[Sgtpepper89]

Disney on ice

 

[moojito]

Like Boateng would go for that hilarious downgrade. Moving from Bayern to United is like moving from a PS4 level quality graphics to PS2.

Keeping in line with your solid analogy it's like moving to a ps2 that ejects money from the disc tray.

 

[eFKac]

Lmao.

But it's not the first time players are slipping on those pitches this Euro. Common sight.