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Europa Universalis IV MP Community Thread of Don't trust the Russian or trains-Part 3

How many sessions until Kabouter gets annexed by some scrub AI country?


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Toma

Let me show you through these halls, my friend, where treasures of indie gaming await...
Oh wait, I totally flaked on the game yesterday, didn't I? Whoops

EDIT: Does 'Jazz seriously own the entire German region? Good lord.

Lot of Vassals, but yeah. I'd wager its now or never to dismantle the HRE.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
I guess this is the tipping point of the game.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
You should come vacation in America, the waitresses here like big tips.
 

Mgoblue201

Won't stop picking the right nation
This sounds all too familiar :/. Euros have just been exporting rebels to us, while they're stealing our trade, it's a conspiracy.
The Euros must be to blame, because I would never oppress my own people.
did you also get a national disaster?
No, but I was already at 100% OE when my ruler died, and it took me a few years to get back to zero stability. I also had to fight my vassal's rebels, because instead of coring all the provinces I gave them, they decided to westernize. It took them decades just to core a single province. But I was much more willing to expend manpower than raise autonomy or spend points to deal with the problem, even though I was fighting a war against Bahmanis simultaneously. It was more of a distraction than anything.
 

Toma

Let me show you through these halls, my friend, where treasures of indie gaming await...
If that is the Holland word for 'massive' and/or 'the largest penis ever', then yes.

"Is the largest penis ever too diseased?"

Wait, didnt you say yours was the biggest? And the answer is yes?
 
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Rally hope I'll make it on time tonight. My wife is on a vacation to Iceland, and I have to get two kids to sleep before nine sharp

edit: and they passed out. valium so goood
 

smjanssen

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Hope my computer will actually manage to run the game properly between now and 21.00. Keep getting the Windows blue ring of death and subsequently crashing in the startup process :(
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
You can't see it but Party Town is sieged :>>>>
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Yersh!

They're drinking and dancing with all the pretty Muslim senoritas.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Jazz's military is dismantled and most of his country is being sieged down.
 

Morfeo

The Chuck Norris of Peace
You know what I noticed last session?

When my gf brought me my coffee and manwhich... the coffee was cold and the manwhich only had TWO condiments, I mean do we live in a 3rd world nation or what?

8 years with Reinfeldt, and here you get the results!
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Would be better than CIV:BE.

What a turd that was.
 
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I bet Kab knows. Dat beta race privilege.

EDIT: BE was so strange. I don't get why it wasn't just made an expansion for Civ 5.
 

Toma

Let me show you through these halls, my friend, where treasures of indie gaming await...
I bet Kab knows. Dat beta race privilege.

EDIT: BE was so strange. I don't get why it wasn't just made an expansion for Civ 5.

You know exactly why.

$$$
 
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Nederland Is Eigenlijk Duits: +20 morale except when fighting Germans.

EDIT: and Belgians.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
New Gelre exclusive trade goods:

Heroin
Opium
Marijuana
 

Mgoblue201

Won't stop picking the right nation
I don't want another EU4 expansion until Paradox finally gets around to releasing the CK2 Secret Bears DLC.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Is that like Sunset Invasion but with Canuckistan?
 

Kabouter

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Upon playing some Far Cry 4 I have concluded that my armies need to use elephants instead of horses. Paradox, let me do this, make it happen.
 

Haly

One day I realized that sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
Upon playing some Far Cry 4 I have concluded that my armies need to use elephants instead of horses. Paradox, let me do this, make it happen.

CK2 Rajas get elephants.

But it seems like the India of the 1500s forgot their noble history of siege elephants.
 
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