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Aar:
Drank half a bottle of a nice Brunello di Montalcino
Drank half a bottle of a nice Brunello di Montalcino
I would be willing to do that, but can I at least get some war score in my favor first?AAR:
Took four provinces - conquered Urbino, took 3 from Venice. Currently assisting France against Burgundy. It is a tedious war because numerically the Franco-Aragonese alliance has overwhelming superiority, but the French generals are so immensely dumb that they either a) sit around and do nothing, not even sieging, b) wander off to other parts of the country because apparently Languedoc needed inspecting, and c) failing to chase and stackwipe Burgundy's defeated armies. Fortunately, with Italy consolidated under my rule and 4 Quantity ideas, I have enough wealth to get a zillion jillion mercs and even if I didn't my manpower is supercharged and barely scratched at the moment. My peace demands are not grand - Burgundy returns Guyenne to France. Any peace deal involving that is acceptable to me. Otherwise, I'll keep pushing and pushing until France makes their own offer at 40/50/60/70%, who knows. Ball is in your court, mgo.
I'm loving the continued success of Bavaria.Aar:
Drank half a bottle of a nice Brunello di Montalcino
I would be willing to do that, but can I at least get some war score in my favor first?
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do
Like suck french cock?
Better that then norweigian I bet.
I might not be able to play today.
Morfeo probably feeling relieved right now.
Or do you have first hand knowledge?
Incredibly relieved lol. Anyways, hope you will play, as I suspect the Timurid war-mongering AI might want to declare war between our peaceful nations.
I beseech the Emperor of All Spain, King of Aragon, Castile, Leon, Portugal, Galicia, Navarre, Sardinia and the Two Sicilies, King in Mallorca, Menorca, Toledo, Seville, Murcia, Cordoba, Jaen, Algeciras, Algarve, Corsica, the Canary Islands, and Cape Verde; Prince of Catalonia, Asturias, Girona, and Viana; Duke of Montblanc, Milan, Ferrara, and Mantua; Marquis of Liguria, Oristano, and Goceano; Count of Roussillon, Cerdanya, Cervera, Barcelona; Osona, Besalu and Covadonga; Lord of Balaguer, Biscay and Molina; and Defender of the Faith, and we declare this...
war of anti-dickishness.
A gross overestimation of his own tactical capabilities and general misdemeanor in official conduct with other nations lead to an unthinkable alliance in which the honorable mamluks and ottomans found an agreement to punish the crown of aragon for their most bothersome attitude, hubris and behaviour.
This war shall serve as a reminder for the whole world to treat your fellow rulers with respect, be it in defeat or victory and that alliances might spring up for not only tactical reasons, but also common decency.
The Ottoman and Mamluk people slightly bow their head in shame for betraying a common ally, but the circumstances led us to the current day, which hopefully will be remembered by future generations as the day in which we sparked the light of hope. May the decency be with us all.
In memories of past allied victories,
Fanboi & Toma
I beseech the Emperor of All Spain, King of Aragon, Castile, Leon, Portugal, Galicia, Navarre, Sardinia and the Two Sicilies, King in Mallorca, Menorca, Toledo, Seville, Murcia, Cordoba, Jaen, Algeciras, Algarve, Corsica, the Canary Islands, and Cape Verde; Prince of Catalonia, Asturias, Girona, and Viana; Duke of Montblanc, Milan, Ferrara, and Mantua; Marquis of Liguria, Oristano, and Goceano; Count of Roussillon, Cerdanya, Cervera, Barcelona; Osona, Besalu and Covadonga; Lord of Balaguer, Biscay and Molina; and Defender of the Faith, and we declare this...
war of anti-dickishness.
A gross overestimation of his own tactical capabilities and general misdemeanor in official conduct with other nations lead to an unthinkable alliance in which the honorable mamluks and ottomans found an agreement to punish the crown of aragon for their most bothersome attitude, hubris and behaviour.
This war shall serve as a reminder for the whole world to treat your fellow rulers with respect, be it in defeat or victory and that alliances might spring up for not only tactical reasons, but also common decency.
The Ottoman and Mamluk people slightly bow their head in shame for betraying a common ally, but the circumstances led us to the current day, which hopefully will be remembered by future generations as the day in which we sparked the light of hope. May the decency be with us all.
In memories of past allied victories,
Fanboi & Toma
Seems a bit pointless, I was just about to give you half of Venice.
Seems a bit pointless, I was just about to give you half of Venice.
The war isnt really about territory ;p
It was really annoying how you looked down on others and how you treated other players in the chat/here in the thread. Basically, you have almost all the MP players against you in the current game, and even though I would have preferred keeping you as a ally, fanboi and me decided that punishment is due.
We'll stop once we... fucking rock the house.
If you're declaring war on me because you think I'm a dick rather than for actual strategic reasons, I'd prefer to quit. :/ I don't really want to play a game where nobody wants my presence.
If you're declaring war on me because you think I'm a dick rather than for actual strategic reasons, I'd prefer to quit. :/ I don't really want to play a game where nobody wants my presence.
If you're declaring war on me because you think I'm a dick rather than for actual strategic reasons, I'd prefer to quit. :/ I don't really want to play a game where nobody wants my presence.
Nobody thinks that you or any of the other players here are a dick, but I also understand where the attackers are coming from with regards to your playstyle and comments in the thread, and considering how Valheim went down, this shouldnt come as too big of a surprise for you. With that said, the worst possible outcome of this, would be if you quit, that would suck for everybody. We all want you in the game.
I also feel the demands Toma posted are very reasonable, and wont set you back too much. You are still in a waaaay better situation than most others, notably myself who is just waiting to know who will get to me and annex me first.
Toma, you get da beaches.
I get da Mountains? :>
Nobody thinks that you or any of the other players here are a dick, but I also understand where the attackers are coming from with regards to your playstyle and comments in the thread, and considering how Valheim went down, this shouldnt come as too big of a surprise for you. With that said, the worst possible outcome of this, would be if you quit, that would suck for everybody. We all want you in the game.
I also feel the demands Toma posted are very reasonable, and wont set you back too much. You are still in a waaaay better situation than most others, notably myself who is just waiting to know who will get to me and annex me first.
Toma, you get da beaches.
I get da Mountains? :>
Me likey!
I think if you don't take out Roboleon soon, him annexing you is inevitable.
I think if you don't take out Roboleon soon, him annexing you is inevitable.
Don't give him ideas, I'm having lunch with him tomorrow ffs!
Don't give him ideas, I'm having lunch with him tomorrow ffs!
I don't think he will try to take you in the middle of the lunch room.
I need to hide my daugthers...
Right, listen to this man! Do it!
Nah, still 8 years before you need to think about that.
LOL!
8!!? what happened to 10?!
After Awesome Report: PUNY Turks and their Ancient Egyptian friends give in to demands of mighty Russia without a fight! Leaving their only resort to pick on the peaceful peoples of Iberia.
Ehem, you know, the fights we actually took we won right?
BUUUUUUUUUUUURN
Ehem, you know, the fights we actually took we won right?
BUUUUUUUUUUUURN
I bet this is what some US generals say about Iraq.
I bet this is what some US generals say about Iraq.
Or what Gelre says... or Ming... oh wait...