OK, now that I'm done watching all of the national finals, here are the top 20 non-qualifiers, from pretty good to best:
20.
Stella Christine - Ain't Got Time For Boys (Finland)
Not the strongest in its style but gives off a really strong 90s pop/R&B radio vibe, which I liked quite a bit.
19.
Elly V - I'll Be Around (Bounce) (Austria)
A really cool song that for some reason isn't one of the big preseason hits, but it still gave an acceptable outlet to the people who just cannot stand Zoë.
18.
Lisa Ajax - My Heart Wants Me Dead (Sweden)
Modern Swedish pop with a bit of an attitude. The performance/staging wasn't all there but it was a stronger song than it got credit for.
17.
Maxine Pace - Young Love (Malta)
It's a bit Junior ESC and it flies a bit too close to the Meghan Trainor sun but ultimately it's a fun, catchy song that recalls one of the better non-qualifiers from recent years,
Timebelle's "Singing About Love" from Switzerland's 2015 contest.
16.
Marta Grigale - Choices (Latvia)
OK yeah the performance was really bad but it's still great.
15.
Laura - Supersonic (Estonia)
The mangled English lyrics ("You must have to choose", "jumping to dreams", etc.) just make it more endearing. The song is modern, interesting, and reflects Estonia's recent efforts.
14.
Simone - Heart Shaped Hole (Denmark)
A pretty good Sia facsimile from a Dansk MGP veteran.
13.
Eini - Draamaa (Finland)
Pure schlager camp turned up to 11 with a nod toward Sweden and I am HERE FOR IT.
12.
Raquel - Flashing Lights (Malta)
The faux-dubstep verses sound like ass but the song is pretty strong and I love her voice when she's hitting her notes right.
11.
DVINES - Set It On Fire (Latvia)
The song is just ok but the production makes this an absolute banger.
10.
Robin Bengtsson - Constellation Prize (Sweden)
Shameless to the point of near-parody and that infamously embarrassing title but whatever, it's a bop.
9.
Nika Kocharov & Young Georgian Lolitaz - We Agree (Georgia)
Georgia picked their band internally and then the songs were voted on by the public/jury. This was the best, a really fantastic throwback hazy 90s jam.
8.
Keøma - Protected (Germany)
I'm always a fan when legit bands enter national contests just for the hell of it, and this was a great way to shake up the typical German ethos when it comes to selecting a song for ESC.
7.
Laila Samuels - Afterglow (Norway)
Melodi Grand Prix was astoundingly terrible this year, but this was the only song worthy of MGP's reputation as it actually sounds something like contemporary Norwegian pop. Losing the weird shirtless dancer and focusing on more closeups on her with the neat laser projection stuff would have helped, but alas the Norwegian public has proven to be hopeless these last few years.
6.
Würffel - I'm Facing North (Estonia)
Didn't even make the Eesti Laul finals but I thought it was a really neat take on the modern synthpop revival that all the kids are going crazy for these days.
5.
Margaret - Cool Me Down (Poland)
A song so powerful it caused the bookies to favor Poland as this year's Eurovision winner before it even won the Polish selection... and then it lost.
4.
Wiktoria - Save Me (Sweden)
Divided a lot of Melfest regulars but I thought (and still think) it was an incredibly strong song/performance. It's schtick but it's really really smart schtick, and one that will make her a guaranteed star whether or not she competes in Melfest again.
3.
Karmapolis & Szécsi Böbe - Hold On To (Hungary)
The chill vibe and under-the-sea performance really sold this, along with the great vocals and smart production. Another song that was dead in the water when it showed up for Hungary's contest, but is overall a good thing for ESC. Not a big fan favorite but I really got into it.
2.
Raiven - Črno bel (Slovenia)
Could have been this year's "Love Injected" with its slick production, repetitive chorus, and
ice queen performance. A damn shame it just barely lost to that awful song Slovenia is sending this year.
1.
Mick Pedaja - Seis (Estonia)
Perhaps the best entry in any national final in a few years. Really smart use of the 3 minute window, and a gorgeous, pulsating, very Estonian song. Was never going to make it to Eurovision but he made a statement nonetheless.
IMO another pretty strong year for national finals, and as usual some countries inexplicably sent their weaker/weakest entries. I hope some of the better entrants return next year.