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[Martinski43]

I was fearing, but after he told me not to fear i am not anymore. Phew.

Choir of the year?

 

[Tyaren]

That was fine. Don't get the criticism here. :/

 

[KraftyKrankins]

BULGARIA in the back!!

Opa!!!

 

[Milchmann]

Germany going for the last place for the third year in a row.

 

[Andrefpvs]

The first 20 seconds of Germany's song are virtually identical to that one David Guetta song

 

[CosmicWabbit]

Germany can't be last place this year that is reserved for Spain

 

[nOoblet16]

She was barefoot? What? Why?

I have a German friend who often walks around barefoot during summer days. Must be a German thing ! Lol

 

[chromatic9]

Germany, please invite David Hasselhoff for your next years Eurovision

 

[Lovely Salsa]

Yes. But Lena was super cute, likeable and just all around perfect for the ESC.

Just like satellite

 

[cilonen]

As someone who is new to eurovision, it it standard that alot of these songs sound like there ripping of other sounds ?

And not in the 'hurr hurr mainstream sucks' way but these songs have moments where i feel like there from other songs

Yep, perfectly standard. I figured they do it to get the songs to stick in the viewers heads quickly by reminding them of heavily played pop songs.

 

[Tyaren]

Bibi for Eurovision next year!

 

[sono]

I didn't think anything could be worse than rap metal. I was wrong

lol

 

[nitronite]

And here we have a song designed to not win

 

[RocknRola]

Dudes, don't do the damn horns if you can't actually back it up with actual rock/metal >.>

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Wait, Ukraine? I haven't been following this for a while but I was under the impression the host country couldn't participate in the contest? Did that change?

 

[mclem]

Can't we send Lena again?...even a third time Lena would be better.

Lena's busy on Schlag den Star next week. Against Lena.

 

[nOoblet16]

The first 20 seconds of Germany's song are virtually identical to that one David Guetta song

Yea that's it, it was a David Guetta song. Which one was it again?

 

[Hanmik]

Last year we had Justin Timberlake in the last part of the show..

Who will it be this year?

A duet between Putin and Trump?

 

[Courage]

Yea that's it, it was a David Guetta song. Which one was it again?

Titanium

 

[BlazingDarkness]

'The song is called 'Time', the question you'll have is 'how can three minutes be this long?''

Norton throwing shade :lol

 

[Diprosalic]

As someone who is new to eurovision, it it standard that alot of these songs sound like there ripping of other sounds ?

And not in the 'hurr hurr mainstream sucks' way but these songs have moments where i feel like there from other songs

You have 3 minuted to convince people of your song. Sticking to melodies that people already know and like is not a bad idea.

 

[Martinski43]

Ukraine's One Republic?

 

[KraftyKrankins]

Wow they really don't wanna host again do they?

 

[Jasup]

Well it seems Ukraine is not aiming to win this one

 

[Ennosuke]

Germany, please invite David Hasselhoff for your next years Eurovision

Brilliant idea, sir!

 

[Parham]

Andross returns

 

[mclem]

And here we have a song designed to not win

My Lovely Hearse.

 

[Sidewinder]

Menschen! Leben! Tanzen! Welt!

Lol, summer 2017 hit right there!

 

[def sim]

nick carter over here

 

[BGBW]

Why is Arnie's head there?

 

[GreatEdmondo]

Zordon looks unimpressed with everything going on around him

 

[Fliesen]

As someone who is new to eurovision, it it standard that alot of these songs sound like there ripping of other sounds ?

And not in the 'hurr hurr mainstream sucks' way but these songs have moments where i feel like there from other songs

that's par for the course.

The ESC is all about trying to make that perfectly "engineered" song.

There's accusations of plagiarism like EVERY year in one or multiple countries

 

[His Majesty]

damn I thought it was over

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

This is ok, but they're playing to the wrong crowd.

 

[AnythingBut]

This has as much rock as a wonkey dining table.

 

[Fur_Q]

Prometheus head

 

[Jasup]

We must feed him gravel

 

[KraftyKrankins]

Why is Arnie's head there?

Nahh, that's the Prometheus head.

 

[Ullus]

It's like I'm back in school again

 

[DerZuhälter]

Ukraine just as shit as last year I see.

 

[UtterlyPerplexed]

They kidnapped Zordon. Someone kill him to purge the universe of songs like Spain's, please!

 

[mclem]

I WILL OBEY.

 

[Ladekabel]

That's terrible.

 

[GrayFoxPL]

Why is there Dural head?

 

[DukeBobby]

Where's the rock? I was promised rock.

 

[nitronite]

Why is Arnie's head there?

I've heard the singers that it's meant to symbolize humanity. (or something)

 

[BGBW]

Zordon looks unimpressed with everything going on around him

He's trying to kill them with his eye beams now!

 

[D4Danger]

which WWE superstar comes out to this music again?

 

[oti]

Wow they really don't wanna host again do they?

Nobody wants that. Not even Germany would want that.

I remember when Greece won and sent arguably the biggest star the Greek music industry has ever produced. Anna Vissy. And they gave her a bad song. But nobody cared. She sang the living hell out of it. People were contempt.

 

[GAMEPROFF]

Hey, its giant Cyclops!

 

[Martinski43]

Fake playing on instruments.