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[GrayChild]

It's almost here, boys! Sooner than later! I know it! There are way too many coincidences for this to be fake!

 

[Josemayuste]

 

[Spyxos]

Never will happen.

 

[Robb]

Any Half-Life fan who watched TGA very closely knows it’s all but confirmed at this point.

 

[The Fartist]

I worked at a brothel in San Francisco in my 20s. It was GDC 2010/2011, I think, we were letting anyone with a GDC badge in for free. These guys from Valve came in and I had to ask when HL3 was coming, he said, and I quote: "It's never happening"

I think he got a blow job.

 

[Doczu]

I worked at a brothel in San Francisco in my 20s. It was GDC 2010/2011, I think, we were letting anyone with a GDC badge in for free. These guys from Valve came in and I had to ask when HL3 was coming, he said, and I quote: "It's never happening"

I think he got a blow job.

Should have kicked him out and told the lazy bum to work on the game

 

[U n i o n 0015]

Guaranteed the same hype cycle will happen next year.

 

[GrayChild]

I worked at a brothel in San Francisco in my 20s. It was GDC 2010/2011, I think, we were letting anyone with a GDC badge in for free. These guys from Valve came in and I had to ask when HL3 was coming, he said, and I quote: "It's never happening"

I think he got a blow job.

I think it's time for a new petition:

"No blowjobs for anyone from Valve (Gabe included), until they release Half-Life 3".

 

[hemo memo]

Guaranteed the same hype cycle will happen every year.

Ftfy

 

[GHound]

I think it's time for a new petition:

"No blowjobs for anyone from Valve (Gabe included), until they release Half-Life 3".

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don't think it's physically possible to keep people from sucking off Gabe Newell.

 

[Sentenza]

I think it's time for a new petition:

"No blowjobs for anyone from Valve (Gabe included), until they release Half-Life 3".

They'd let their own dick rot rather than deliver the game, at this point.

 

[RayBoy]

 

[HerjansEagleFeeder]

 

[Skifi28]

Kojima's fart was the last clue we needed.