-
Hey, guest user. Hope you're enjoying NeoGAF! Have you considered registering for an account? Come join us and add your take to the daily discourse.
Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
- Thread starter liliththepale
- Start date
- Status
Lol, a guy did that to me before my last girlfriend, fucking weirded me out, he even did the "AWWWW SUPRENYA!" thing, I didn't get it at first and it weirded me the fuck out.
You Know Nothing
Member
I now feel weird that this has never happened to me.
But I'd probably feel weirder if it had.
The only gross thing that happened to me was the first time I topped someone the guy wasnt clean and the whole fun died right there. He wanted to go back at it and I said no thanks.
I'll just say a prayer while I baptize you with it. Feel holy bitch?
I'll just say a prayer while I baptize you with it. Feel holy bitch?
they need to learn about sperm banks
liliththepale
Banned
I don't know what you're talking about. Oogie Boogie isn't a ghost. Besides, that would be copyright infringement.
Good! Builds tension.
Can I ask, do you still feel the same way if I put them behind the scenery? This is the plan anyway.
I only have one really awkward hookup story. When highschool prom came around, I wasn't dating anyone at the time so I had planned to go stag. I had been asked to go with multiple people but my heart wasn't in it. But then some of my girl friends who also would have gone stag decided instead we should take some guys who probably weren't likely to find dates. It feels pretentious to say we were being charitable, but I don't know how else to describe it.
So my date was a nice enough guy, and most of the evening was lovely. We all hung out in a big group so it wasn't any problem. But he read way more into the affair than was actually there, and thought because I asked him to the dance that I actually liked him. I don't know. That's probably a fair reading of the situation from his perspective. Maybe I didn't communicate well enough. He was somewhere on the autism spectrum, which I'm not qualified to diagnose, so maybe that's beside the point.
Anyway, he manages to get me alone for a little bit and then just starts hugging me real close. I didn't want to be rude and just push him away, so I gave a quick squeeze in return to signify okay, that's fine, but we're done now. Only he took it as an indicator to go further, and he started kissing me. I had to break away and tell him sorry, we weren't going to spend any of the rest of the night together. Awkward!
edit: I found a picture from that fateful day
Nothing worse than a dirty unshaved twink. Fucking guy one time had the hairiest asshole I've ever seen, trying to fuck him was like try to fuck someone through jungle vines.
Ehhh it wasnt hair the issue. I had to take a shower...
You Know Nothing
Member
I've had some bad ones with guys but the worst was with this girl. I was 15 and this 17 year old girl took an interest in me and we ended up fucking for a while, I was desperate to please her and keep the situation going, so one day she goes "I want you to pee on me" and in my head I was like "fuck no" but I was so thirsty that I agreed to it.
so one night she wanted me to do it on her face, I was trying so hard to pee on her but I couldn't even remotely get myself going, I had to drink 3 pints of water and wait half an hour before I could do it and then I pretty much hosed her down, the worst part was how much she enjoyed it, some of it got in her mouth and she did that forced snowball thing that i usually like to do with cum, but I borderline vomited from tasting my piss in her mouth.
I broke off the relationship with her a few days later because I couldn't get even remotely excited about her again after that.
Ummm... They feel even more like they're watching me that way. More ominous somehow. I don't know if I'd necessarily expect them to "come alive", but I'd feel like they're somehow relevant -- which I guess is sufficient for the tension you'd like to build.
Also is the frog going to turn into a person?
I read my homecoming and proms to essentially be this. I was probably wrong that it was to that extent but i'm pretty sure it was still more like friends. it was junior year for both anyway so its good that I didn't ruin anyones senior dances (and i'd suspect that I was harmless enough that the junior ones didn't suck too much either)
also for reference: I asked for homecoming and was asked for prom. the girls were friends who I was decent enough friends with and had a bunch of classes with me
Lets say i've had similar experiences, and maybe once when I was extremely high I tried to ignore it and kept going before he realised he'd shit himself.
Yeah, I think he did something similar to me as well. It was just such a weird night. I think he ended up as disappointed as I was because I never heard back from him.
(It's also possible that he had a "fuck a dude only one time" rule as part of the open relationship he's in.)
edit: I found a picture from that fateful day
You're so pretty.
trab pu kcip
Member
I actually heard that Simba story before. like it really seems to be a thing.
and I do think the ghosts look better in the background Lili! +that guy sounds awkward but not too gross I guess
oh my.
__
it's so hot I have a fan literally right next to me and I changed into my bikini top. still feels like death
and I do think the ghosts look better in the background Lili! +that guy sounds awkward but not too gross I guess
oh my.
__
it's so hot I have a fan literally right next to me and I changed into my bikini top. still feels like death
I don't know what you're talking about. Oogie Boogie isn't a ghost. Besides, that would be copyright infringement.
Good! Builds tension.
Can I ask, do you still feel the same way if I put them behind the scenery? This is the plan anyway.
I only have one really awkward hookup story. When highschool prom came around, I wasn't dating anyone at the time so I had planned to go stag. I had been asked to go with multiple people but my heart wasn't in it. But then some of my girl friends who also would have gone stag decided instead we should take some guys who probably weren't likely to find dates. It feels pretentious to say we were being charitable, but I don't know how else to describe it.
So my date was a nice enough guy, and most of the evening was lovely. We all hung out in a big group so it wasn't any problem. But he read way more into the affair than was actually there, and thought because I asked him to the dance that I actually liked him. I don't know. That's probably a fair reading of the situation from his perspective. Maybe I didn't communicate well enough. He was somewhere on the autism spectrum, which I'm not qualified to diagnose, so maybe that's beside the point.
Anyway, he manages to get me alone for a little bit and then just starts hugging me real close. I didn't want to be rude and just push him away, so I gave a quick squeeze in return to signify okay, that's fine, but we're done now. Only he took it as an indicator to go further, and he started kissing me. I had to break away and tell him sorry, we weren't going to spend any of the rest of the night together. Awkward!
edit: I found a picture from that fateful day
I'll tell you right now from my six years in autistic schools as a student, if you give an autistic person an inch they'll take a mile.
The amount of time I've told autistic people they look nice only to have them act like I'm their boyfriend is ridiculous, the worst one was this girl who was at this dance
I showed up with my girlfriend, passed this other girl in the hall while my GF was in the bathroom and told her she looked nice, fast forward to 10 minutes later me and the gf were on the dance floor and the autistic girl came over furious that I was dancing with another girl and claimed I was her boyfriend
Managing to keep that girlfriend after that is one of my proudest achievements, I explained the shit out of that situation and she agreed that I was telling the truth and that the other girl misunderstood me being nice for me being her bf
You Know Nothing
Member
for group things I don't see it as a big deal. you don't really need to be into eachother or anything to enjoy the things that are only minorly couply
just has to be very specific that its AS FRIENDS
righthandmouse
Banned
Dawwww. Look like a young Taylor Swift.
I was fine with this up until the piss in mouth thing. NOPE.
I'm telling you I didn't aim for her mouth, she moved her mouth into the line of fire, fucking gross.
liliththepale
Banned
Good. Good.
This area is pretty early in the game, and you can visit it right from the beginning, so I only want it to be mildly dangerous, and only especially so at night. You get a warning from one of the first NPCs that shit goes down at night, so I don't think that's unfair.
Then the game will just continue to get creepier and more ominous. I'm kind of going for that Dark Souls 1 feel where you go into the bad part of town, then you get into the dungeon, and then deeper still to some mysterious underground cave, and then to various levels of not-Hell. Basically that sense of "how is there something deeper and more insidious still further down?"
No. The frog princess is trying to find true love's kiss but also you're not its true love, so it's going to try in vain. Now that I mention it, this feels tangentially related to the prom story I just told.
High school is so awkward for so many people. I'm able to look back and mostly only remember the good parts, but there were definitely plenty of things I would really rather not repeat!
Thanks
No, not that gross I guess. Actually gross was choking on an ex's dick and then vomiting lasagna on him. lol
I mean, yeah. For that reason and others, I wouldn't do it again. At the time I was like oh, look at me, I'm being nice. But maybe I did more harm than good.
I mean, I would really prefer not to generalize. That's why I said he was on the spectrum, because not all manifestations of autism are the same, so you can't lump them all together. But yes, I know what you mean and I'm sorry that happened to you
You Know Nothing
Member
righthandmouse
Banned
Is she from Oklahoma by any chance?
Dignity is important to me, I wouldn't want pity in a group or otherwise. Again, though, we all look out our own windows and maybe there are people out there who would feel differently about this.
You're aware there are other autistic people in this thread who aren't likely to be amused at your sweeping generalizations, right? I know I'm not.
mine actually generally went without incident. theres a few times people took me being friendly as sucking up to teachers but beyond that I mostly got along with people and just didn't do anything weird or anything. I was just generally kinda boring.
You Know Nothing
Member
I just want to say that Jobbs has found a good new gagging gif, so now the pedophile gif can stop being used.
Good. Good.
This area is pretty early in the game, and you can visit it right from the beginning, so I only want it to be mildly dangerous, and only especially so at night. You get a warning from one of the first NPCs that shit goes down at night, so I don't think that's unfair.
Then the game will just continue to get creepier and more ominous. I'm kind of going for that Dark Souls 1 feel where you go into the bad part of town, then you get into the dungeon, and then deeper still to some mysterious underground cave, and then to various levels of not-Hell. Basically that sense of "how is there something deeper and more insidious still further down?"
No. The frog princess is trying to find true love's kiss but also you're not its true love, so it's going to try in vain. Now that I mention it, this feels tangentially related to the prom story I just told.
High school is so awkward for so many people. I'm able to look back and mostly only remember the good parts, but there were definitely plenty of things I would really rather not repeat!
Thanks
No, not that gross I guess. Actually gross was choking on an ex's dick and then vomiting lasagna on him. lol
I mean, yeah. For that reason and others, I wouldn't do it again. At the time I was like oh, look at me, I'm being nice. But maybe I did more harm than good.
I mean, I would really prefer not to generalize. That's why I said he was on the spectrum, because not all manifestations of autism are the same, so you can't lump them all together. But yes, I know what you mean and I'm sorry that happened to you
When it comes to autism their honestly are a few generalisations you can make, I'm probably better at identifying them due to my own autism and background of spending years with other auts people.
I think theres this common misconception about every case of autism being completely original and unique, that's really not true honestly, if you gave me an hour and a few of my old auts friends we could probably create a list of different auts groups people fit into, based on their traits, levels of functionality and how well they get along with people.
I think autism is this thing people mystify because we don't understand it well, I want to write a book some day about this, but that would require me doing some gonzo journalism and going back to the places and people I used to hang around with.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Alright well before I get banned, we should probably get out in the open that there isn't anyone likely more autistic than me here.
I have ASD, i spent six years in an autistic primary and secondary school, before spending two years on an autistic college course.
I can assure anybody who has a problem with anything I have to say about autism that my opinions are thoroughly backed up by years of experience.
I don't really see it much different than the time I was going on a school trip to Kennywood and our group decided to include the kid that has downs. that was pretty fun.
I just realized it might look like i'm comparing autism or general awkwardness with down's syndrome. that's really not what i'm trying to say. just that even at that level that we decided to have him come with us because no one else wanted him to come along and he was still just one of the group and the whole pity aspect never mattered.
I've also been in a similar position before and it ended up working well and once made a friend the same way so I definitely don't see it as a bad thing
We used to play dodgeball in high school and every team had to have one of the two downs syndrome kids on our teams, never a problem neither of them would ever really get involved in the game, but one time for some reason they both ended up as the last people on their team and neither of the could throw the ball far enough to hit the other person, so we were all there for an hour praying the match would end somehow the lunch bell went off and the guy on our team chucked it perfectly at the other guy and they laughed, they were fucking with us and could play perfectly fine.
Nope, Luton which i'm assuming is the English Oklahoma.
trab pu kcip
Member
hah the black cat one is super cute
When I first started this company I was 21. I felt like a big shot because all my friends were still working retail and dealing with college. I was brought in as an IT guy and was making pretty amazing money for someone my age. I bought my first new car and just carried myself with a previously unseen level of confidence.
I guess this was pretty attractive because I dated around a decent amount before marrying my now ex-wife at 25.
Anyway, there was this extremely attractive temp secretary that was at my office who my mentor and I became friends with. Well one day my mentor and I had work to do in a satellite office about 4 hours south. The temp secretary decided to come along. I had never really been a big drinker prior to this and my mentor decided to change this. Prior to going into work the next morning we go to a bar near the hotel....
I somehow ended up getting HAMMERED. Like black out drunk. I wake up hours later in my hotel room and I discover that I'm naked and laying in bed with a very naked temp secretary.
I had never experienced anything like that in my young adult life and getting the story on what actually happened while I was blacked out was incredibly awkward.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Posting from beyond ama
What part of that was gross?
control F "piss" you've already been really outclassed
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I am gross.
Oh I guess I left out the part about the hangover and the vomit! I think I was more focused on the awkward part
Annnnnd the story continues.... I dated this person briefly after this hookup. This part is embarrassing but y'all are family so who cares. I was really sick one day but I was invited to come over to her dorm and hang/bang. I shouldn't have gone anywhere because I was in extremely bad shape. High fever all that. But my young adult thirst knew no bounds and I went to her dorm anyway.
When it came time to fuck I was so sick that I couldn't function and I ended up falling asleep.
Oh I guess I left out the part about the hangover and the vomit!
There we go.
liliththepale
Banned
I'm not and would never say I have more experience and understanding than you do. What I will say is that when we have people like Josh who's one of the most caring, considerate people I know, and not prone to rabid outbursts, it's really difficult for me to lump him and others into any generalization.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Septembeard approaches lol
You Know Nothing
Member
How's the afterlife?
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Autism in Love is great documentary.
Well i don't know this "Josh" you speak of but so it would be hard for me to lump him in with any group, but is this Josh guy the only autistic person you know? it would be hard to generalise something you haven't seen a lot of, I think it's easy for me due to the overwhelming amount of autism I've seen over the years.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Aside from Satan being stingy with the AC and demons devouring the souls of the damned, not as bad.
I took a tour of all the rings of hell and apparently Satan has an eight circle of hell dedicated to the republican party.
Many demons are salivating over Donald Trump's rotting soul.
I imagine it probably comes down to communication, communication, communication.
The hurdles might be greater if you're autistic but the principles in any relationship are the exact same. She's referring to me. I'm Josh. Nice to meet you.
- Status