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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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Funky Papa
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What I mean is that most people these days should be used to use a condom or at very least expect their partner to demand it.
Re: Oral. Condoms are specially terrible for oral, which is why I wouldn't have oral sex with somebody who's not tested and safe if given a choice between unprotected oral sex or no oral sex at all.
So apropos.
Stormhammer
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how's everyone's weekend so far?
I hate my lifeI don't wanna know what kind of STDs french dude has. I mean being in a band AND being a bartender?
but he talks so cute(
it's well known that the french are filthy, yes
but no band dudes is a pretty good rule either way
good, uneventful but relaxing
about to go to the store and then come back and draw monsters and stuff!Patrick Bateman
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Ah, ok. Sounds right.
trab pu kcip
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it's well known that the french are filthy, yes
but no band dudes is a pretty good rule either way
good, uneventful but relaxing
that's racist!
Baroquemantic
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Ah, I see your point. I agree.
I was joking, I have no idea really, I don't know any french people
Kubi was amazing. So was the green tea frozen yogurt with matcha mochi.
Get sausage
No that's Lebenserfahrung. If you're into hookers and shit he's probably your best buddy for that.
trab pu kcip
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he probably is a fuckboy for all I know though
just because you knew one nasty french dude you can't say everyone is like that.
Stormhammer
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it's well known that the french are filthy, yes
but no band dudes is a pretty good rule either way
good, uneventful but relaxing
uneventful and relaxing is exactly my weekend right now, and it hasn't been that way in a while so I'm happy~ drawing the monsters for any particular reason?
Baroquemantic
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That's cool that you're gonna be drawing a self portrait, Jobbs!
Design stuff for my game. A lot of times I like to work out ideas by drawing concept sketches first.
he probably is a fuckboy for all I know though
bartender + in bands has some possibility of being a fuckboy
but you never knowooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I'm gonna make you pay for that you son of a BITCH!
You should have met one of his French friends who came to China and stayed with us a couple of days. Horroble I tell you! Plus the shit my former-biggest-slut-of-all-China flatmate told me about her French hook ups...gross
trab pu kcip
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what did she tell you? :O spare no details
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Finally got my PS4 back from my brother. Anecdotes:
Tomb Raider is Pretty Vistas: The Game, AKA Uncharted: Lady Lead Edition. The writing is like a stock summer action flick B grade movie with a 79/100 metacritic score
Resident Evil looks just as good as it does on PC. Chris is hard to play as. Damn you inventory space! And where IS Barry in his game?
Neverwinter is addicting. I have a green haired half elf rogue that I like to stab people with.
Tomb Raider is Pretty Vistas: The Game, AKA Uncharted: Lady Lead Edition. The writing is like a stock summer action flick B grade movie with a 79/100 metacritic score
Resident Evil looks just as good as it does on PC. Chris is hard to play as. Damn you inventory space! And where IS Barry in his game?
Neverwinter is addicting. I have a green haired half elf rogue that I like to stab people with.
I bet there's llooottsss of pubic hair
You Know Nothing
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The way god intended.
trab pu kcip
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XIAO WHERE YOU AT
you cant spread racism and then not deliver the gross sex stories
you cant spread racism and then not deliver the gross sex stories
Later. I have to wake up at 4am to drive to Frankfurt. Gute Nacht, ihr Hübschen!
Edit: that gossip thirst lol
Hummm you workout all those muscles on the same day?Did a mini workout after all.
Tried to approximate
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Patrick Bateman
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Guten Flug!
You Know Nothing
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seeing completely untrimmed pubic hair
Zero²;215200137 said:
no some of it was already sore from yesterday. like my lower back has just been kind of sore in general lately. it's a bit touchy.
trab pu kcip
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.....
But she wants to date boys? I guess you can't fight biology
Stormhammer
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Design stuff for my game. A lot of times I like to work out ideas by drawing concept sketches first.
That looks amazing :O
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
To quote someone I heard at the lunch table in college one time:
"Boys are stupid. All they're good for is sex and making babies"
liliththepale
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Milk and brownies for breakfast (which was at noon), then snuck in about an hour more of Duck Game. Now I'm drawing ghosts. Life could be worse!
Freeza Under The Shower
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okay, what's the story here? Because it looks like someone's about to get murdered or something.
A really bad joke by a reporter?
Yeah after I posted I imagined that might be the case. Yeah I get specially sore in the morning of the next day after a heavy workout. I'm like a mummy trying to get out of bed hahah
ooh I wanna see those ghosts!
Incidentally, I have to design ghosts soon. Like, for real. Actual ghost enemies. I'm working on the haunted wing of this laboratory area and this is the one place you encounter ghost enemies in the game.
The only thing I really know for sure about them presently is that no weapon in the game can hurt them save for one, and it's a weapon that you can potentially acquire far away in another region. It serves no other purpose and doesn't damage anything else but ghosts. The game never really tells the player what it's for if/when they get it. The obtusity of it is delightful to me (ghost area is totally optional)
Zero²;215201424 said:
man I'm over 30, what's your excuse!
thank you
You Know Nothing
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Should throw a curveball and have no ghosts in Ghost Song.
trab pu kcip
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I need some other gross hook up stories now!
I'm all alone and I need to tell my brain that it's for the best
I'm all alone and I need to tell my brain that it's for the best
liliththepale
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They're decorations, not actual entities you can interact with. So they're all going to be in the background probably. Probably.
trab pu kcip
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oogie boogie!
Listen. I know it's not especially an original thought but I almost feel like I'd be disappointed if I was playing and none of the decorations ever started moving and attacking. I'd be staring at them intently wondering which one was going to move.
I don't really do gross hookups
I'd tell you all about it if I had anyI don't believe I shared this because it's really super gross but you asked... I'll spoiler it just in case.
My last hookup was a really cute but odd dude. Things got off on a bad foot when he tried to fuck me without a condom (which is apparently standard procedure when you're on PrEP in Seattle but I wasn't going for it). So we did other things, I eventually got off and then, in an incredibly bizarre moment, he took some of my cum and painted on my forehead, ala Simba in The Lion King.
(Distressingly, I just googled this and it's apparently a thing, known as Simba'd.)
Afterward, he was like, "Yeah, I probably shouldn't have done that."
(Distressingly, I just googled this and it's apparently a thing, known as Simba'd.)
Afterward, he was like, "Yeah, I probably shouldn't have done that."
You Know Nothing
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I never kiss and tell. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
(But really.)
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(But really.)
I'm lkjdaslkjflkdjsflkjlkflkjsdljf;lskjf
Patrick Bateman
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TBH, I always wanted to do that. Yet I feared for my balls getting cut off right after I did it.
TBH, I always wanted to do that. Yet I feared for my balls getting cut off right after I did it.
I would never do that
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