I solved that by doing next to no speech prep
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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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trab pu kcip
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so many people say this. it's not true. it's hell before speaking and a deeper circle of hell actually speaking :lll
where is that "shit" pic when you need it?
CrudeDiatribe
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I've done that; and it's gone OK when I know my shit. I think for a truly polished presentation it needs to be rehearsed.
RobotNinjaHornets
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trab pu kcip
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ahahah oh you guys make a miserable experience funny <3
CrudeDiatribe
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Lea mistake?
trab pu kcip
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is that nathan fillion?
Just think that they are lifeless boxes. It makes it a lot easier. I did that at my diploma presentation in front of 50+ people
Rehearsed presentations are always the worst from what I've seen of people. Prevents the speaker from reading the room and comes off as super stilted. The speaker should be focused on engaging the audience rather than trying to recreate some thing they've planned out fully
trab pu kcip
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was that nathan fillion?
I think so
RobotNinjaHornets
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Jaffa Cakes, yes or no?
liliththepale
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If you needed to start carrying a purse, which one would you use?
Stormhammer
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I've never had them. But if this is what your heart desires and you are good with the caloric intake then go for it.
pita
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I only have three classes this semester but my independent study is giving me anxiety already.
I'm teamed up with a graduate student to rewrite a simulator. He already seems to think I'm an idiot and his only instruction to me was: "I'll take care of the classes and you write the simulator functions."
I've never written a simulator before nor used the language we're working in. I feel like I have to have something to show for by like next week and I'm playing catch up learning Java and how to even start thinking about programming a simulator.
Lili, Jobbs, I don't know how close it is to the type of you two do for games.
I'm teamed up with a graduate student to rewrite a simulator. He already seems to think I'm an idiot and his only instruction to me was: "I'll take care of the classes and you write the simulator functions."
I've never written a simulator before nor used the language we're working in. I feel like I have to have something to show for by like next week and I'm playing catch up learning Java and how to even start thinking about programming a simulator.
Lili, Jobbs, I don't know how close it is to the type of you two do for games.
What kind of a simulator? I've done a couple small ones in school. Generally I don't think it's related to games programming since a lot of the time games are supposed to be specifically scripted to achieve an exact result but more generated games like dwarf tress and obviously simulation games are using techniques of simulation
RobotNinjaHornets
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If you had to watch an hour of wrestling, would you pick a slow, methodical match or an ultra violent match with barbed wire and light tubes and shit?
What languages are you used to? And what language is this going to be in, Java? And what's meant by simulator in this context?
I cannot fully express how much I dislike wrestling or UFC with words but if I were forced to watch something along these lines I would prefer as many "oh shit" moments as possible so that I could treat it like a horror movie. so, ultra violent.
CrudeDiatribe
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Sure, but on the flip side see Steve Jobs presentations, which were rehearsed for days.
RobotNinjaHornets
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You mean like this?
WARNING THIS GIF IS LEGIT KIND OF GROSS AND NSFW BUT THE GUY'S FINE HE'S CURRENT WWE HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IT'S COOL
Yes that is a chainsaw
:3
What are you floating on?
I didn't really like his presentation tbh
Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
WhereAreMahDragonz
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A high school acquaintance of mine who was in my circle of friends died two days ago, in a head on collision with a teen who was high and drunk. I'm just finding out about it now.
I wasn't super close friends with him but the whole thing is so tragic and he was the nicest guy. Life is so unfair.
I wasn't super close friends with him but the whole thing is so tragic and he was the nicest guy. Life is so unfair.
How many inches is your penis? Length and girth btw.
Fucking awful
Let me guess, the little shit who was drunk and caused the accident is just fine
Professor Beef
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My condolences. A childhood friend of mine passed away recently too, but I didn't find out until a few days ago because the news broke on Facebook and I only check it every few weeks. This is coming off his mom passing a couple months ago, too.
I don't
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I taught my girlfriend how to use a stick
And she's using it right now
she borrowed my car to go to work
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Fucking awful
Let me guess, the little shit who was drunk and caused the accident is just fine
Yep. The driver, who is 17, is being tried as a juvenile, and the two passengers, both 18, may face charges.
Sorry to hear
Im 6 inches in length but I havent checked the girth. Can you confirm if you are bigger or smaller than that?
This is my cousin Jeff
I spent my entire childhood with him pretty much.
He was in the airforce. He was KIA in afghanistan in 2009
sweetest, most talented, handsome, smartest guy, for real
feels weird even now
OF COURSE the fucking dickhead survived
Do you think I'm pretty?
dude I'm not talking about my dick on the internet.
that goes against ama rules
all fakegaffers are so yes
man you are pretty trusting! I don't think I could do that unless we were living together or something.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Rest well, brother.
it's just a car dude, what's the worst that could happen
Ask me anything means anything.
fine let me go measure real quick. your peer pressure is too much.
she could wreck it and then you would be without one.
she could wreck it, get hurt and sue you.
This is my cousin Jeff
I spent my entire childhood with him pretty much.
He was in the airforce. He was KIA in afghanistan in 2009
sweetest, most talented, handsome, smartest guy, for real
feels weird even now
I know the feeling mate, my cousin John was killed by an land mine in 2007, he was the nicest guy I've ever met, his army nickname was unfortunately Jim'll (this is before we knew Jimmy Savile was a horrible pedophille) because he was known as a guy who was super chill and could pretty much do anything you asked him to do.
liliththepale
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Vazra, I love you but no means no. You don't get cart blanche to harass someone just because you're gay.
If she wrecked it and was physically okay I wouldn't be upset. It's just a car
and she's not suing me unless I'm the worst judge of character in history
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