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Fake Picture GAF v9 — No Man's Thirst

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Nerdkiller

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Professor Beef said:
Almost time for lunch.

This AMA is OVAH
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But what about my weather vane?

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Prophet Steve

Member
Pau said:
Not at first at least. Trying to make something simple first and then adding on to it.


Right he said he would do the object classes and I'd do like the simulation routines: Initialization, timing, record keeping, etc.


He isn't trained as a programmer. He's a mathematician. I don't think he's ever had to divide a programming assignment like this. I get the feeling that he's not happy about being saddled with an undergraduate "assistant" so he tells me as little as possible and answers all my questions as if I'm an idiot. His only instruction to me was: "I'll deal with the object classes. You write the simulator."
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I'd kind of think a mathematician would want to tackle algorithms, but okay. But that's just frustrating when someone doesn't put any effort in working together.

And that sounds like a much more unfair division of tasks, but it is difficult to tell without details obviously.
 
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Zero²

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Jobbs said:
I have fun in the thread like most of you, but there are definitely times when I don't like the vibe. I don't really want to write a list of indictments, but suffice it to say I prefer a friendly, positive, inclusive atmosphere.
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And there is no problem with that, we are not a bunch of perverts!
 
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Clydefrog

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I bought a sleeping mask off Amazon. It's just one of those silk blindfolds. Is this gonna change my life?

Now I kinda wish I bought one with crazy eyes on it...
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

Banned
My grandma doesn't know who I am and has been asking me questions like

"who are you?"
"Do you live here?"
"How old are you?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The last one I went "well...um...no, boys are icky"
 
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Fluvian

Banned
WhereAreMahDragonz said:
My grandma doesn't know who I am and has been asking me questions like

"who are you?"
"Do you live here?"
"How old are you?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The last one I went "well...um...no, boys are icky"
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How did she respond? "oh you like girls? I had a bit of that myself back in my day, the year was 1943 and Eva Braun was the most beautiful woman in the world"
 
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You Know Nothing

Member
FloatOn said:
Jake makes the best shitposts

Im dying
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latest


Xiao Hu said:
That's also the way I prefer you know ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Good. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

WhereAreMahDragonz said:
My grandma doesn't know who I am and has been asking me questions like

"who are you?"
"Do you live here?"
"How old are you?"
"Do you have a boyfriend?"

The last one I went "well...um...no, boys are icky"
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Man, Alzheimer's is the fucking worst.
 
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Professor Beef

Banned
Fuck. My mom saw me talking to my friend on Facebook about me not going to PAX and asked me if I needed money to go. :(

I was never planning on going because I'm saving up my money for other stuff, but damn...
 
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liliththepale

Banned
My coworker is blasting ska en espanol. It's hilarious.

Clydefrog said:
I bought a sleeping mask off Amazon. It's just one of those silk blindfolds. Is this gonna change my life?

Now I kinda wish I bought one with crazy eyes on it...
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I have one with pink cooling gel in it. It's almost like an ice pack for your eyes. Kinda weird but it feels great.

It helps a lot for the nights when I don't just fall asleep watching some video.
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Misha said:
I find it attractive on women tbh. Can do things for hips, waist, and thighs if done right
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Somewhat baggy cargos can look hot af on a lady with generous hips and matched with a contrasting skin tight tank top. 100% effortless.

It's pretty much the late 90's raver girl look, but it doesn't look dated like nearly all the fashion from that era.

liliththepale said:
My coworker is blasting ska en espanol. It's hilarious.
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Fuck that guy. I don't know him and I already hate him.
 
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Misha

Banned
Funky Papa said:
Somewhat baggy cargos can look hot af on a lady with generous hips and matched with a contrasting skin tight tank top. 100% effortless.

It's pretty much the late 90's raver girl look, but it doesn't look dated like nearly all the fashion from that era.
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+visible belly button

I remember it as like Hollywood's attempt at how women should look like as mechanics or other tomboy/rugged jobs/hobbies
I mean at least they tried
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Misha said:
+visible belly button

I remember it as like Hollywood's attempt at how women should look like as mechanics or other tomboy/rugged jobs/hobbies
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*****yes*****

Dark lipstick is optional, but it goes so well with that look.

Unf. I know what I'm buying the girlfriend next time we go shopping.
 
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Fluvian

Banned
I just put a mirror next to my bed so I could pretend someone was sitting next to me whilst I read....God damn it I'm lonely today.
 
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Jobbs

Banned
Texts I'm getting from my gf are pissing me off. I don't know how to describe most of her immediate family as anything other than toxic.

Sometimes when I get frustrated I go close shave. Makes me feel better somehow.
 
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jb1234

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Jobbs said:
Texts I'm getting from my gf are pissing me off. I don't know how to describe most of her immediate family as anything other than toxic.

Sometimes when I get frustrated I go close shave. Makes me feel better somehow.
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Does her brother still hate you?
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Jobbs said:
child they all hate me
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Speaking from distant experience, that often happens because they feel inferior. Which as far as I'm concerned only confirms the validity of their fears.

I guess that racial and religious prejudice could also play a role, but if you are dating within your same group, it's usually either that or politics.
 
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Jobbs

Banned
jb1234 said:
They have bad taste. You're very likable.
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I'm a charming motherfucker

her family is trash btw

Funky Papa said:
Speaking from distant experience, that often happens because they feel inferior. Which as far as I'm concerned only confirms their validity of their fear.
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my girlfriend comes from lower class origins, and I have no problem with that and I'll hang out with anyone, I don't care, but they don't care about anything and htey drag her down big time because she's trying to go to school and do something with her life -- and it seems like they resent it
 
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Fluvian

Banned
Jobbs said:
child they all hate me
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Weren't you the one who told me you're extremely protective of your sister? and that you're kind of shitty to her boyfriends? now that I think about it I'm certain that's someone else...
EDIT" I think it might have been robotninjahornets I was thinking of
 
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Funky Papa

FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Jobbs said:
I'm a charming motherfucker

her family is trash btw



my girlfriend comes from lower class origins, and I have no problem with that and I'll hang out with anyone, I don't care, but they don't care about anything and htey drag her down big time because she's trying to go to school and do something with her life
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Life needs an ignore button sometimes.
 
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Jobbs

Banned
Fluvian said:
Weren't you the one who told me you're extremely protective of your sister? and that you're kind of shitty to her boyfriends? now that I think about it I'm certain that's someone else...
EDIT" I think it might have been robotninjahornets I was thinking of
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I am protective, yeah.

These people aren't protective, though, they're just bitter and mean. People without hopes or dreams. The rhyme was unintentional.
 
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Misha

Banned
Funky Papa said:
That one is great, too, but I feel like the cute/hot threshold to properly rock it is a tad higher.


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As a guy, I've been told I look good with mountain pants, but those things are much form fitting than the average cargo ones and mine grab my butt as if they were made of Velcro.

As far as doodz go, hiking pants >>>>> cargo pants.
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Absolutely. Good thing Hayley Atwell has no problems there :p
 
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Fluvian

Banned
Jobbs said:
I am protective, yeah.

These people aren't protective, though, they're just bitter and mean. People without hopes or dreams. The rhyme was unintentional.
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Oh okay, it's never good when gf/bf's family is toxic, I remember when I was 17 I was dating this guy and his dad came home super wasted once and started throwing punches at us screaming "faggots!", the mother was the worst part because she'd guilt him horribly for being gay, I'd hear her constantly say shit like "I guess you don't want me to have grand children, why would you ever want to give me something I'd like Dennis? all you do is take" and yes that last part was her taking a jab and calling him a bottom, the weirdest part about that is they have two other straight kids....
 
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MutFox

Banned
British Royal Family is coming to the province,
and I've been assigned field work to cover them... :/

Gotta work on a weekend... :(
 
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Misha

Banned
MutFox said:
British Royal Family is coming to the province,
and I've been assigned field work to cover them... :/

Gotta work on a weekend... :(
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Make something ridiculous up about them.

Like prince Charles has an identical twin that he has locked up in his basement
 
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RobotNinjaHornets

Banned
Just rewatching One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

The techniques for treating mental health problems were awful, true, but the hate Ratched gets I think is unfair. She was doing her job, and I genuinely believe she was trying to help. Hm.

Jobbs said:
my girlfriend comes from lower class origins, and I have no problem with that and I'll hang out with anyone, I don't care, but they don't care about anything and htey drag her down big time because she's trying to go to school and do something with her life -- and it seems like they resent it
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Elaborate?

Fluvian said:
Weren't you the one who told me you're extremely protective of your sister? and that you're kind of shitty to her boyfriends? now that I think about it I'm certain that's someone else...
EDIT" I think it might have been robotninjahornets I was thinking of
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My sister has only gone out with one guy that I'm aware of and he's a cool guy. So no not me haha.
 
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Fluvian

Banned
RobotNinjaHornets said:
Just rewatching One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

The techniques for treating mental health problems were awful, true, but the hate Ratched gets I think is unfair. She was doing her job, and I genuinely believe she was trying to help. Hm.



Elaborate?


My sister has only gone out with one guy that I'm aware of and he's a cool guy. So no not me haha.
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I actually think it was Jobbs now.....
 
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