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[EatChildren]

It's a Placebo kind of Friday.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

As a former cashier I'll tell you right now we only judge people when they buy condoms.

I don't understand the embarrassment around buying condoms

Like...you're getting laid why is that embarrassing

Waa!? this jughead comic just got interesting, Jughead is apparently asexual, that makes a lot of sense now that I think about it, in one issue he goes way into the future and a distant female descendant of Archie tries to kiss him and he's like "nah".

Asexual representation! Nice :3

 

[Lucian Cat]

It's a Placebo kind of Friday.

It's a drink yourself stupid kind of friday.

Fuck everything.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

It's a drink yourself stupid kind of friday.

Fuck everything.

What happened?

 

[Lucian Cat]

What happened?

Today is a good day to drink. That's all I'm saying.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Everyday is a good day to drink tbh

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I thought every day was a good day to drink but that's just what I heard

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

But I can't drink :c

 

[Lucian Cat]

I thought every day was a good day to drink but that's just what I heard

Excessively

 

[Fluvian]

I don't understand the embarrassment around buying condoms

Like...you're getting laid why is that embarrassing


Asexual representation! Nice :3

I don't know I've always bought packs offline, but sometimes when I sold them it would be embarrassing if the guy or gal bought the really small ones, i's weird because I used to sell loads of lewd magazeines to older guys who would come in and there wasn't even a hint of shame off of them.

 

[Jobbs]

I took my gfs phone and took a screenshot of the desktop and loaded it from the gallery and out the phone down... Then watched her try to interact with a screenshot for ten seconds when she picked it up 😁😂

 

[Chuckie]

I took my gfs phone and took a screenshot of the desktop and loaded it from the gallery and out the phone down... Then watched her try to interact with a screenshot for ten seconds when she picked it up 😁😂

That is an awesome idea. I have done something similar with a colleagues desktop before. Make a screenshot and throw away all his icons and hide the bar.
Lol he even restarted his PC

 

[Misha]

So cold

 

[friskykillface]

Brrrrrrrrrr

 

[SolVanderlyn]

ICE

COLD

 

[Chuckie]

 

[SolVanderlyn]

That tagline makes no fucking sense

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

As a former cashier I'll tell you right now we only judge people when they buy condoms.

I once bought a tub of Vaseline. Only. Needed to lube a nut on a guitar I was working on. In hindsight mumbling this to the cashier only made things worse.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I once bought a tub of Vaseline. Only. Needed to lube a nut on a guitar I was working on. In hindsight mumbling this to the cashier only made things worse.

I'm just imagining this - "Um...I need to lube...uh...a nut. On a guitar. A guitar nut. *cough*"

 

[Misha]

That tagline makes no fucking sense

I think that's the point

 

[Funky Papa]

There's a large jar or vaseline in my bedroom.

It's my girlfriend's.

She uses it for her lips.

Spoiler

Vaseline is kinda messy anyway. Aquaglide is much better for lewding.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Wow I've been in Jersey for a grand total of 20 minutes and it already blows

 

[Funky Papa]

Wow I've been in Jersey for a grand total of 20 minutes and it already blows

Enjoy the shithole that is Newark.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Enjoy the shithole that is Newark.

I'm already on my flight. Crisis averted.

 

[Chuckie]

That tagline makes no fucking sense

It reflects the quality of the movie!

 

[jb1234]

Up until 4:30 AM playing Final Fantasy 9. God, it's like I'm in my early 20s again.

 

[Funky Papa]

Let me tell you about yesterday's meat salad.

I actually cut it to pieces with a butter knife, it was so soft.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I came to the conclusion that most women/men simply bore me and vise versa. This is why I suck at dating! I feel so relieved.

 

[friskykillface]

Date aliens

Mass Effect was really a way to show alien relationships through dancing and clubbing

 

[Funky Papa]

I don't really want to know what space Reggaeton sounds like.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I came to the conclusion that most women/men simply bore me and vise versa. This is why I suck at dating! I feel so relieved.

They just can't handle the thrill of the Xiao.

I don't really want to know what space Reggaeton sounds like.

Add techno and wubs.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I don't really want to know what space Reggaeton sounds like.

Like a vulgar declaration of war against good taste

They just can't handle the thrill of the Xiao.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[FUME5]

Kickboxer.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

You ever leave your pants on the floor before you wear them the next day and then worry that there's a spider in them or some shit?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Damnit

My jacket/hoodie/hair configuration was on point in the lift, but I wasn't quick enough to get a photo :c

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

You ever leave your pants on the floor before you wear them the next day and then worry that there's a spider in them or some shit?

I live in Canada, so no.

 

[Funky Papa]

You ever leave your pants on the floor before you wear them the next day and then worry that there's a spider in them or some shit?

Is that what being Australian feels like?

 

[EatChildren]

You ever leave your pants on the floor before you wear them the next day and then worry that there's a spider in them or some shit?

I do this all the time and never had an issue. That being said, my friend put on her pyjama pants only to find a huntsman spider had made it home.

 

[FloatOn]

I'm wet











(because of the rain you pervs)

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Is that what being Australian feels like?

I'm not Australian, but probably.

I do this all the time and never had an issue. That being said, my friend put on her pyjama pants only to find a huntsman spider had made it home.

God dammit

 

[Misha]

I'm hedging my bets on Misha

She seems the least likely to cause any sort of ruckus

I'm too nice for any game involving politics and deception. I get walked all over in risk

 

[You Know Nothing]

So cold

I woke up shivering.

It's a great feeling. No sarcasm. I was over the heat and humidity a month ago.

 

[Jobbs]

You ever leave your pants on the floor before you wear them the next day and then worry that there's a spider in them or some shit?

Now I do

 

[trab pu kcip]

Kickboxer.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Saw that twist coming from a mile away in Until Dawn.

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

 

[Chuckie]

I fucking love this scene.

 

[Misha]

I woke up shivering.

It's a great feeling. No sarcasm. I was over the heat and humidity a month ago.

I'd sacrifice you to the gods if they promised I'd never be cold in the morning ever again

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm too nice for any game involving politics and deception. I get walked all over in risk

Play a couple of games of Saboteur with me, feng, Acrid and jb and see if that stays true c:

Spoiler

And if you do I'd like to apologise in advance :3

 

[Funky Papa]

Cold weather is the best. I wake up dry and energised. And if it's too cold, I bring out the comfy blankets.

I'd eat the peeling of a raw sausage if the Dark God's promised me that I would never have to suffer restlessness nights due to extreme heat.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Btw, I bought Ratchet & Clank PS4 yesterday for $25.

Can't stop #eBaying