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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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Nerdkiller
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Nah, emu's are stupid and mean.
Take it from someone who's old man was involved in an emu farm for a year or two in the early 90s.
Baroquemantic
Member
It's an ugly fucker but it got results!
You Know Nothing
Member
Need a cassowary to get the real party started.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Hehehe
Baroquemantic
Member
Oh dammit. Got some hairline scratches on my phone screen that were not here yesterday. This is gonna drive me crazy.
That SB was glorious.
You Know Nothing
Member
hot take: Frooties are fucking great. Regular Tootsie rolls are trash.
hot take: Frooties are fucking great. Regular Tootsie rolls are trash.
Frotting is alright.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
You are a master
What do you think between Wolfenstein and that? I finished Wolfenstein about a week ago and it's hard to pick. The pacing of Wolfenstein is great but DOOM is so fucking raw.
Wolfenstein was actually a great story; it felt like a more polished RAGE.
But DOOM is on a whole new level of FPS. It's like the perfect FPS.
The length was fine with me. I thoroughly enjoyed the tougher and tougher fights even if it was with the same old shitdemons. The level design stayed awesome throughout the game though.
AND THE MUSIC
Yeah I had a lot of fun with Wolfenstein's story and where it takes you. It reminded me a lot of old James Bond films, but with a bigger crew that was enjoyable.
I liked the length of DOOM quite a bit. By the time I got to a point where I was thinking to myself "hey this feels pretty near the end" it was over. 8 hours was perfect. I didn't really hunt around levels though.
I liked the length of DOOM quite a bit. By the time I got to a point where I was thinking to myself "hey this feels pretty near the end" it was over. 8 hours was perfect. I didn't really hunt around levels though.
... how did you finish it in eight hours? It took me 14.
I maxed my health and ammo ASAP and didn't die a lot as a result. I was only on the default difficulty, I was kind of surprised at how quickly I finished it too.
I started out on Ultra-Violence (Hard) and got my asss handed to me. I switched to Hurt-Me-Plenty (Normal) and shit got easy once I leveled-up my weapons and shit. Switched back to hard towards the end.
the end boss reminded me of something from TMNT
fengshuifever
Member
DOOM is so fucking good, oh my God.
It still is my GOTY, it's so perfect.
Jeff Gerstmann nails what I thought after finishing it. It retroactively made me dislike most other FPS campaigns of the past
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Trying to get Jake triggered with the bacon struggle meat.
Germans make some pretty good meatballs, I'll have you know. Even hotel ones are tasty.
Germans make some pretty good meatballs, I'll have you know. Even hotel ones are tasty.
Listening to this now. I keep nodding in agreement.
you can only do so much with a first person shooter. DOOM encourages you to switch strategies on a dime, based on the enemies the game spawns.. and you can actually do it. and when you do: OMG
leave the quad damage for later and then use a siege cannon
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I hate you all.
I really want to play Doom, almost to a physical urge, but I don't have the computer and I'll be dammed if I beat it with a joypad.
I really want to play Doom, almost to a physical urge, but I don't have the computer and I'll be dammed if I beat it with a joypad.
I wouldn't have even bought the game if I wasn't positive that I could play it at 100% max graphics settings. Big ass monitor @ 144 Hz with surround-induced headphones.. my god. It's an experience.
Don't do it unless you can do it right.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
That's what I intend to do. Doom games need to be experienced in their fullest.
Hush!Joypad?
Ok grandad
Joypad?
Ok grandad
mornin', GUVNOR
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
DOOM is legit. It's so no nonsense and utterly self indulgent in getting the simple act of shooting shit just right. It sounds, looks, and feels great, encouraging mobility and accuracy to give it that growing skill ceiling draw. The soundtrack is crunchy as fuck and brilliantly mixed into the ebb and flow of combat set pieces (different encounter sequences trigger audio cues), and the glory kills integrate surprisingly well into the encounter design and balance.
Wolfenstein: The New Order is the closest thing to a Half-Life 3 style game since Episode 2. It's a magnificent set piece, narrative driven shooter with satisfying core game systems and great encounter setups. Most of all the character writing and performances are far, far better than they have any right to be. There's an absolutely genius balance of pulp and sombre, violent absurdity and authentic emotional depth, that really elevates the whole thing. And the soundtrack also rocks.
In short: Mick Gordon is god.
Wolfenstein: The New Order is the closest thing to a Half-Life 3 style game since Episode 2. It's a magnificent set piece, narrative driven shooter with satisfying core game systems and great encounter setups. Most of all the character writing and performances are far, far better than they have any right to be. There's an absolutely genius balance of pulp and sombre, violent absurdity and authentic emotional depth, that really elevates the whole thing. And the soundtrack also rocks.
In short: Mick Gordon is god.
Chuckie
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Some do. In the Netherlands we have this one which is a hotel:
But it is a modern castle (built in the end of the 19th century) so you might not consider it genuine enough. We do have some older castles in the Netherlands but while you can visit them, you can't stay the night.
Edit: I found another one, actually built in 1340 (well started, the renovated later as is pretty common with castles)
ThoseDeafMutes
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There's like a youth hostel in Scotland that is a castle. It had a passage under the stairs that led to the games room which had a PS1 and a few games. I was 9 at the time so this was pretty fucking baller.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I don't know how to respond to this
Some do. In the Netherlands we have this one which is a hotel:
But it is a modern castle (built in the end of the 19th century) so you might not consider it genuine enough. We do have some older castles in the Netherlands but while you can visit them, you can't stay the night.
Edit: I found another one, actually built in 1340 (well started, the renovated later as is pretty common with castles)
k, i'll take the dungeon for 2 nights on the first castle. how many deutsche markies do you want?
Chuckie
Member
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Feeling rather lewd.
Still in Germany.
Why.
Still in Germany.
Why.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I just realised
I haven't smoked in like 18 months now
:3
I haven't smoked in like 18 months now
:3
Chuckie
Member
And apparently it is also the reason we have nice weather in the Netherlands next week!
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
I bought a bigger tv and soundbar for this very reason. It was an orgasmic experience.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Quick early morning shoutout to this cashier for not judging me when I bought Doritos for breakfast
As a former cashier I'll tell you right now we only judge people when they buy condoms.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Dude next to me is straight up decked the fuck out in golf gear
I'm triggered
I'm triggered
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