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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Bruh.
Like fuck all I'd be munching on some hookup's perianal area. That would be like eating some donut you found in the street.
Like fuck all I'd be munching on some hookup's perianal area. That would be like eating some donut you found in the street.
Bruh.
Like fuck all I'd be munching on some hookup's perianal area. That would be like eating some donut you found in the street.
Im mostly exaggerating. I just expect some dick sucking, ass fingering and then insertion of the penis for about 10-15 minutes, eyaculation and then RNH tell the guy he can leave while he smokes a cigar while posting on GAF he just had sex.
liliththepale
Banned
this is me rn
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I...think I accidentally set up a date with a woman
I was at Walmart because it is the only thing open close and I needed a few things to finish my Chimichurri, and in line this cute Latina started talking to me and our kids are almost the same age, so she said we should get together sometime. I thought she meant like for our kids to hang out and I added her on fb. I just agreed to having lunch with her tomorrow over messenger, but like I just checked out her profile and she is recently out of a relationship with her fiancee. Who was a woman.
I was at Walmart because it is the only thing open close and I needed a few things to finish my Chimichurri, and in line this cute Latina started talking to me and our kids are almost the same age, so she said we should get together sometime. I thought she meant like for our kids to hang out and I added her on fb. I just agreed to having lunch with her tomorrow over messenger, but like I just checked out her profile and she is recently out of a relationship with her fiancee. Who was a woman.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
YUP
THIS IS ME
THIS IS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING OH GOD
Who would have thought my first time fucking would be with a guy. Lol. The fuck is going on hahahaha
liliththepale
Banned
it seemed pretty clear as of a week or so ago
good luck!
is that... good? I mean are you okay with that? If not then you'd be doing her a favor to message her and set things straight.
fengshuifever
Member
Everyone talkin lewd in here and all I want right now is snuggles.
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Yessss, you get yours Rob! *sends all the good luck vibes*
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Yessss, you get yours Rob! *sends all the good luck vibes*
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Well yeeeeah there is that. I was thinking like a month ago though, lol
And I do still like women, haha
I'm so scared
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
You Know Nothing
Member
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Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I mean I am definitely gonna talk to her again, but...I'm kinda open to it, in dunno.
Come over here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Can I get in on this? :3
liliththepale
Banned
atta girl! Let us know if anything happens ♥
I don't think so. I've been with enough people to know what I want, and right now I'm having the time of my life.
ty. Heading to a barbecue in a few
enjoy Mr. Robot
Good to hear everythings going smoothly after the move in!
You Know Nothing
Member
I should make this my avatar since Em retired her version.
Out of curiosity, do you still stay in touch with Justin?
fengshuifever
Member
To quote RNH
But i'm so scared. Hahaha
Last night, for the first time since I started dating the girlfriend, I actually wasn't used to sleeping without her.
What has happened to me
Professor Beef
Banned
I should make this my avatar since Em retired her version.
Too bad we don't have gif avatars, otherwise you could use the eyebrows version.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Awwwwwwww :3
Dependency. Also when is Metroid Marathon ?
fengshuifever
Member
Oh god no.
I'm definitely doing it tomorrow (today I had to be an adult and earn some cash money).
It'll probably be around before lunch time over here.
I was running through Metroid 2 (Game Boy) and man...is that game stressful. In a way that I wish AM2R managed to capture.
So be around my computer mid-PM tomorrow, gotcha.
The original Metroid 2 has far more atmosphere. I think it's a combination of how close the screen is zoomed in around Samus, the total lack of a map and the creepy sound effects for music.
In that regard, I think AM2R compliments it more than replaces it because it's doing different things.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Got his number
So unless I chicken out
...I'm not going to be virgin come Saturday morning. Possibly Wednesday morning.
Well, I took my goddamned time, hahaha
So unless I chicken out
...I'm not going to be virgin come Saturday morning. Possibly Wednesday morning.
Well, I took my goddamned time, hahaha
Good luck! I hope you like anal more than I did.
(It's also an option to just do oral, if you're feeling nervous. I'm not sure how much you've told him upfront about your lack of sexual experience.)
Just.....don't feel you need to do anything you aren't ready for.
And be safe is the extent of my advice.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Don't forget to play that one Madonna song.
Yeah, under NO circumstances skip out on using a condom. At least in Seattle, gay men have gotten very cavalier about its use because of the existence of PrEP but I think there's no such thing as too much protection, frankly.
You Know Nothing
Member
Quite frankly it's pretty asinine behavior. I mean they're acting as if all other STDs magically don't exist anymore or something. Sure none of them are as bad as HIV, but it's not like they're particularity pleasant or benign.
It's bizarre to me. They're trading a few minutes of increased pleasure for the possibility of a lifelong infection. Yeah, condoms suck but come on.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
I hear one way of getting rid of Syphilis is though a Malaria induced fever. The increased temperature that the body goes through can be enough to kill the infection, after which the cure to get rid of the Malaria is then applied.
You Know Nothing
Member
Few things gross me out more than images like this. I'm trying to sleep.
Spoiler tag that shit going forward plz <3
Baroquemantic
Member
Maybe it had a screw loose that day.This is problematic
Don't lose your screw when I sit on your lap XOXO.
Im bored as fuck -____________-
Get me pregnant Jobbs. In 30 minutes I can make you shoot 3-5 times.
Is FakeGAF still your GF?
EDIT: REMOVE THE LINK!
Baroquemantic
Member
Was not expecting this to lead to porn.
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