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Fake Picture GAF v9 — No Man's Thirst

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Nerdkiller

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You Know Nothing said:
The Drippy Dragon is legit nightmare fuel.

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I read that as Dragon Dragon, and thought to myself...

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jb1234

Member
Dude #2 texts me with a pic of him and seven other dudes in his hot tub, asks why I wasn't there. There was apparently a "lot of sucking and fucking."

Granted, my depression has been very bad the last week (and especially the weekend this happened) but even if my mood were stable, I don't really think this is something I'd be into.
 
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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Threesome doesnt sound cool for me cause I have a feeling one will be more of a background guy than anything. Orgies are bigger no no.

In other news Im thirsty.
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jb1234

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I'd be woefully out of place, I think. The one threesome I had was okay because it was really more of a twosome. We didn't spend a great deal of attention on Dude #2. But ultimately, I think I'd just feel like a piece of meat in an orgy. Any physical pleasure I'd experience would be greatly overwhelmed by the emotional repurcussions.
 
SolVanderlyn

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Coming home like

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Xiao Hu

Member
FloatOn said:
Alright time to start mr robot season 2

Have a glorious evening everyone

Edit - well shit it's not on prime :(
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I don't know how and why but it was shortly available on mobile Amazon Video so I downloaded all the episodes that were there for the Spain vacations.
 
SolVanderlyn

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
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Edit: Possibly offensive

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liliththepale

Banned
FUME5 said:
Good to hear everythings going smoothly after the move in!
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It's really too soon to tell, but thanks! I wasn't sure whether the move would actually happen because her cousins were in town with some holiday time off, but after a couple of tourist events they were ready to just hang around the house. So she suggested they help us with the move to speed things up a little, and they were more than happy to help.

I'm not expecting any problems but it's only been a day, and that's dangerously close to my previous track record.


jb1234 said:
Out of curiosity, do you still stay in touch with Justin?
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Not actively, no. But we run in a couple of the same circles and one of my roommates has him over once in a while (which was how I started dating him in the first place). Things have basically gone back to exactly how they were before we started dating, or at least the appearance of.

He feels vindicated in leaving me because I found someone else already, and even joked that he did me a favor. I don't know how to feel because obviously things would be different if things had stayed as they were. He's masking some insecurity or sense of loss or both, and I'm avoiding further drama with our mutual friends and not risking my new relationship by admitting I'm still not happy he broke things off.

I think what it is is that I'm mad he was right. I'm mad because how could he have known? Do the ends justify the means here? It sends a mixed message when he claims to be happy for me now but it didn't feel like he cared about my happiness at all when he got scared we were getting too serious. I know I should interpret that as character growth but I just can't yet. It's like I'm waiting for this persona to crack so he'll admit he fucked up, and so I can tell him too bad, I'm happy now, and he lost out.
 
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RobotNinjaHornets

Banned
liliththepale said:
Not actively, no. But we run in a couple of the same circles and one of my roommates has him over once in a while (which was how I started dating him in the first place). Things have basically gone back to exactly how they were before we started dating, or at least the appearance of.

He feels vindicated in leaving me because I found someone else already, and even joked that he did me a favor. I don't know how to feel because obviously things would be different if things had stayed as they were. He's masking some insecurity or sense of loss or both, and I'm avoiding further drama with our mutual friends and not risking my new relationship by admitting I'm still not happy he broke things off.

I think what it is is that I'm mad he was right. I'm mad because how could he have known? Do the ends justify the means here? It sends a mixed message when he claims to be happy for me now but it didn't feel like he cared about my happiness at all when he got scared we were getting too serious. I know I should interpret that as character growth but I just can't yet. It's like I'm waiting for this persona to crack so he'll admit he fucked up, and so I can tell him too bad, I'm happy now, and he lost out.
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Yeah but

You've probably had more ladysex than him since you broke up
 
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liliththepale

Banned
FUME5 said:
Well, then, you know yourself a lot better than I did at 24!
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You might be giving me too much credit. And I'm fortunate to have other people who remind me of my value.


RobotNinjaHornets said:
Yeah but

You've probably had more ladysex than him since you broke up
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Okay this is true

I want to congratulate you on your probable sirsex but that sounds weird and I don't want to jinx it. So... potentially congrats!
 
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EatChildren

Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
On a scale of 1 to 10 today ranks as a solid "go fuck yourself".

Thankfully my leek, sweet potato, and butternut pumpkin curry soup is smelling good, and I have baltic porter cooling in the freezer.
 
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FloatOn

Member
I wake up in the middle of the night and vaz actually took the time to write a story :eek:

I'm impressed :)

Also besides the sleeping over part it is probably pretty accurate.,
 
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liliththepale

Banned
FloatOn said:
I wake up in the middle of the night and vaz actually took the time to write a story :eek:

I'm impressed :)

Also besides the sleeping over part it is probably pretty accurate.,
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Yeah that really came out of left field even though we all knew it was coming.


Tence said:
The both sound even weirder.
Boysex because it sounds pedo, doodsex because 'dood' is the Dutch word for 'death'.
I guess you could go for dudesex
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That's because Rob's gonna kill it!

(Rob please don't actually feel pressured to make it anything more than it is. That's a guaranteed way to make things awkward)
 
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RobotNinjaHornets

Banned
liliththepale said:
That's because Rob's gonna kill it!

(Rob please don't actually feel pressured to make it anything more than it is. That's a guaranteed way to make things awkward)
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Aw yeah B)

(Haha, don't worry, I won't. Thanks for the concern though :3)

Symphonia said:
I'm good.

Actively avoiding the new BLM protest thread.
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Good :D I saw you post in LettersGAF and was wondering if you'd make an appearance here too :3

Seems wise. I've just given up on any politics threads lately, GAF is more right wing than it likes to admit

And just to update in case you missed stuff: everyone is bi now. Including me :D
 
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Jobbs

Banned
My gf has a pretty good cold. I bet she got it from my nieces. They are good at that.

I don't avoid contact so I'm sure I'll be getting if I didn't already have it coming
 
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DrM

Redmond's Baby
Jobbs said:
My gf has a pretty good cold. I bet she got it from my nieces. They are good at that.

I don't avoid contact so I'm sure I'll be getting if I didn't already have it coming
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Yeah, kids are great with spreading diseases to other family members.
 
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EatChildren

Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Soup was duller than expected. Porter was crisp and tasty but too easy drinking. My IBS is playing up and has been a lot lately so I need to book another appointment with my specialist and demand a colonoscopy for peace of mind.

I'm fucking done living tonight. Early bed it is.
 
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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
RobotNinjaHornets said:
What did we do? :3 Lol
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It wasnt you but me and the gaffer started making out then his hand started touching my belly then slowly go down to my pants and you can figure out he started to grab something. He then took out my shirt we made out more and started kissing me down my neck, my chest, belly and he reaches the pants and pulls them down and
puts his mouth on my cock while still in undies and licks it then clamps up my cock with his lips and moves his head left and right and I pull it out of the undies.. He begins kissing it, then licking the tip while stroking it it and then starts sucking it. He takes turns between jerking it off and sucking til the point of no return with some ocassional talk saying how he loves it and when I tell him Im about to cum the dude decides to keep sucking and deepthroats and well.

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Then I did the same to him plus
some ball licking and sucking
and then we took a shower together, make out more in the shower, wash our mouths and went out to catch a movie lol.


EatChildren said:
Did you dream of yourself as a mod?
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I did dream of being a mod once and banning nearly 50% of the accounts because teehee it would be fun then I got demodded and there was a roasting thread where all the banned people were unbanned tearing me a new one and my tag changed to 50% hateful, 50% bitch
 
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