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liliththepale

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Nerdkiller said:
Another pet peeve of mine: People who end their sentences with "but still" and don't use the "..." to cap it off.
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My friend is opening up a moonshine operation because he recently discovered how to build the contraption you need to brew the beer, so tonight we're going to go take a look at his debut still
 
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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
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Jobbs

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Sometimes I have little fantasies about having a wife who is pregnant and I'm helping her with things.

That said, pregnancy does seem like some pretty metal body horror. I'd be terrified if it were me (though I understand many women feel a biological imperative to do this so my perspective as a man is obviously of limited value).

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*its
 
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Vazra

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My brother is a shorter and darker version of me, my oldest sister looks like me in a wig with a big butt and the other sis is a skinny version of mom with wavy hair instead of an afro.
 
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Fluvian

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My brother is a less muscular, older, balding version of me, who's less smart and WON'T FUCKING MOVE OUT JESUS CHRIST MATTHEW YOU'RE 25 GET THE FUCK OUT!!!.
 
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Fluvian

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You Know Nothing said:
What are rent prices like where you live?

That will probably explain a lot.
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High but it's not like London is the only fucking place to live in England, god damn most of our family lives in a cheap part of Nottingham anyway, he's too god damn attached to a city and because he won't leave he's burdening the family financially (beyond a measly rent he contributes no money to the family, wouldn't lend me a pound yesterday because he's so fucking cheap), mentally and emotionally, because of him me and my sister have struggled to get everything we've needed over the years, wether that be attention or money and it's becoming more painfully obvious by the day that neither me or my sister will be able to go to Uni because he decided he was going to go and fail to get a pointless Japanese degree and put the family into greater debt so he could go and try and convince himself he's not an idiot, but It;s pointless because you are a fucking moron Matthew, every fucking day of my life you demonstrate it you fucking stupid alcoholic......That ah...Tapped into some built up emotion.
 
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Fluvian

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RobotNinjaHornets said:
...:c

*is 25 and still lives with parents*
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I don't know your situation, it's not just that he still lives with us at that age, it's his fucking refusal to even try and get out, any money he get's he squanders on fucking weed and alcohol (he's stolen from me many times to pay for his booze he's an alcoholic like myself accept I quit) and he refuses to give any money to the family besides paying back what he borrows (usually hundreds of pounds at a time) and a tiny amount of rent.
 
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You Know Nothing

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Fluvian said:
High but it's not like London is the only fucking place to live in England, god damn most of our family lives in a cheap part of Nottingham anyway, he's too god damn attached to a city and because he won't leave he's burdening the family financially (beyond a measly rent he contributes no money to the family, wouldn't lend me a pound yesterday because he's so fucking cheap), mentally and emotionally, because of him me and my sister have struggled to get everything we've needed over the years, wether that be attention or money and it's becoming more painfully obvious by the day that neither me or my sister will be able to go to Uni because he decided he was going to go and fail to get a pointless Japanese degree and put the family into greater debt so he could go and try and convince himself he's not an idiot, but It;s pointless because you are a fucking moron Matthew, every fucking day of my life you demonstrate it you fucking stupid alcoholic......That ah...Tapped into some built up emotion.
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Let it all out.

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You Know Nothing

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Fluvian said:
it's just good to vent, he took my nail clippers and he keeps eating my spinach.
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I know the feeling. Well at least about nail clippers. You need them and then go looking for them and then see they're not where they're supposed to be because some fuck decided they didn't have to put them back and then it turns into a game of Where's Waldo and all you want to do is scream and smother them in their sleep.
 
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Fluvian

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You Know Nothing said:
I know the feeling. Well at least about nail clippers. You need them and then go looking for them and then see they're not where they're supposed to be because some fuck decided they didn't have to put them back and then it turns into a a game of Where's Waldo and all you want to do is scream and smother them in their sleep.
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There was a short period of time last year where I was waking him up every morning by throwing cold water in his face, he's hungover everyday so he can't do shit about it at the time, come to think of it he probably couldn't do anything about it if he was sober.
That was the only thing I could think of to try and get him at least sober for a bit and he went, "fuck it I'll let him throw the water *drinks*"
 
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RobotNinjaHornets

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Fluvian said:
I don't know your situation, it's not just that he still lives with us at that age, it's his fucking refusal to even try and get out, any money he get's he squanders on fucking weed and alcohol (he's stolen from me many times to pay for his booze he's an alcoholic like myself accept I quit) and he refuses to give any money to the family besides paying back what he borrows (usually hundreds of pounds at a time) and a tiny amount of rent.
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Ah

He sounds a bit like my shitty dead uncle who we all hated
 
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liliththepale

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You Know Nothing said:
I know the feeling. Well at least about nail clippers. You need them and then go looking for them and then see they're not where they're supposed to be because some fuck decided they didn't have to put them back and then it turns into a game of Where's Waldo and all you want to do is scream and smother them in their sleep.
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this is why I have four nail clippers, three or four box cutters and a dozen pair of scissors around the house. They're not expensive and it's annoying when one isn't handy.
 
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Fluvian

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RobotNinjaHornets said:
Ah

He sounds a bit like my shitty dead uncle who we all hated
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Uh god I don't want my kids saying something like that about Matthew...I just need him to realise he has a substance abuse problem, he's in complete denial about it and shuts down any attempt to address it, he's got incredibly bad memory both long term and short term, he can't run at all without getting out of breath and can barely lift weights without looking like he's going to die, these are not things that would happen to a normal 25 year old.
 
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Fluvian

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liliththepale said:
this is why I have four nail clippers, three or four box cutters and a dozen pair of scissors around the house. They're not expensive and it's annoying when one isn't handy.
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I can buy as many as possible and my brother would still take them all and lose them, I'd post a picture of how horribly long my toe nails are if i didn't think it would get me banned from neogaf for posting some weird niche porn.
 
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A Fish Aficionado

I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
The so called socialist making fun of people living with their parents.

I Ron E.
I'm just taking the piss. I love Rob. :3
 
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Fluvian

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A Fish Aficionado said:
I've seen worse. Just subscribe to New England Journal of Medicine on Facebook.
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I had a look, Jesus christ, there was this one where this woman let her foot get worse and worse for seven years and now her foot looks like a burnt tree, I don't know how they don't just take a hack saw to it at that point.
 
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RobotNinjaHornets

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A Fish Aficionado said:
The so called socialist making fun of people living with their parents.

I Ron E.
I'm just taking the piss. I love Rob. :3
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But...but I live with my parents D:

And I was just saying that my uncle was a fucking cunt because he was (not saying your brother is Fluvian though, there are just parallels). Like, when my grandad was dying from cancer, he still smoked all around the house and invited his friends round to get drunk and shit. My dad straight up refused to come with us when we'd visit my grandparents because he would just punch him on sight.

He died by rupturing his oesophagus while puking. Which tbh is a fitting way for him to fucking go. I mainly just feel sorry for my nan.

And <3 :3
 
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Fluvian

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RobotNinjaHornets said:
But...but I live with my parents D:

And I was just saying that my uncle was a fucking cunt because he was (not saying your brother is Fluvian though, there are just parallels). Like, when my grandad was dying from cancer, he still smoked all around the house and invited his friends round to get drunk and shit. My dad straight up refused to come with us when we'd visit my grandparents because he would just punch him on sight.

He died by rupturing his oesophagus while puking. Which tbh is a fitting way for him to fucking go. I mainly just feel sorry for my nan.

And <3 :3
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Yeah drug addictions are tough to kick, i've beaten two of them and I want my brother to be able to do the same but he's not even capable of accepting that he is an alcoholic, I mean jesus christ he was the reason i relapsed after quitting the first time, just leaving his fucking liquor bottles everywhere.
 
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