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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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Baroquemantic
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When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry wall.
A lot of tequila and a little blackberry moonshine.
For someone who doesn't care much about drinking I can seemingly drink most people under the table. Takes so long to even get decently drunk. Maybe that's why I don't usually find much fun in it.
The room is spinning right now but I can still work on coloring this thing and type out coherent thoughts.
I'm gonna hold you to that some day.
come at me old man
sauza silver I think. something like that.
my gf is reeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkttttttttttt
I learned today that her room mate actually doesn't hate me, or at least doesn't anymore. I think I won her over somehow
You're going down, you geriatric sod. My vodka tolerance is legendary.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
WHO or WHAT is poppy
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Who dat?
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You Know Nothing
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Tequila Jobbs is getting feisty.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Wow, my head is...... I'm coming down with a cold or something.... I feel so lightheaded like I'm on Valium....
liliththepale
Banned
today at work I helped get this guy fired. He's the kind of person who hates commitment so much that he quit his own business venture even though it made money, he left his wife and son, he doesn't pay child support, he's never dated anyone new for longer than a week, he's held seven different jobs in the past three years, and he always complained about work being stressful despite him having a smaller workload than multiple other employees who love their job. So today he just didn't come in to work, and he wouldn't answer his phone until nearly end of day, which of course threw everything and everyone off schedule. He just didn't feel like it.
So I helped convince my dad to fire his ass. We don't need him. We don't need his shitty music playing too loud. We don't need him printing "fuck America" propaganda in his spare time. We don't need him disappearing without notice and without clocking out several times a day. We don't even need his weird obsession with barking at the women who work here like he's some kind of large dog whenever he's bored. I don't know why he was ever hired but good riddance.
no lies detected
So I helped convince my dad to fire his ass. We don't need him. We don't need his shitty music playing too loud. We don't need him printing "fuck America" propaganda in his spare time. We don't need him disappearing without notice and without clocking out several times a day. We don't even need his weird obsession with barking at the women who work here like he's some kind of large dog whenever he's bored. I don't know why he was ever hired but good riddance.
no lies detected
Fall Into The GAF
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No offense, but are you sure your dad didn't hire an escapee from a nearby padded room motel?
Because, Damn.
liliththepale
Banned
Yeah. The feds mailed my dad a lot because of the missing child support thing so they knew where he was. :/
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Transhuman
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His marriage fell apart, he's held seven jobs in the last 3 years, his love life's D.O.A and to top it off his mental health issues cause him so much anxiety and pressure he barks at people and has trouble coming into work?
Poor guy hope he pulls through.
#stopthestigma
Poor guy hope he pulls through.
#stopthestigma
Yeah, you're cool.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Watching Stranger Things for the first time. The hook is strong and I like the ambience, so the premise and narrative drive has me intrigued. The cast seems pretty solid too. But it also seems tonally odd, like trying to balance being a fairly serious, dark horror mystery while also being a blatantly nostalgic pandering and loaded with 80s cliches. It's an a weird direction, so much of the imagery, concepts, dialogue, and scenes really torn straight out of the Big Book of 80s Cliches, right down to the geeky-girl-infatuated-with-cool-kid-invited-to-cool-house-party. It's a little bit of an imbalance I think, but maybe deliberate, and not enough to lose my attention.
You Know Nothing
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Whew, that twist in Rebecca.
The original Gone Girl.
The original Gone Girl.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Hahahahahaha
I love it.
Where do you work, if you don't mind? What are you going to school for?
Awe that sounds really fun!
Not yet, but I'm saving money to get to. Now that I have this job I can actually save lol
Whew I fell asleep. Sorry!
I'm the quality coordinator for my company. So what that actually means is I do process improvement projects and also lead the audit program to make sure we are doing what we are saying we are doing. It's a logistics company so it's pretty boring at times and I mainly just goof off on gaf during the day.
I'm going to school for management. I may want to advance in my company. But really I want to get into non-profit management. I may need a masters for that though! Also I have a friend that's selling me on becoming a teacher so I may do that. Lots of possibilities.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I've mentioned this before, but I still think we should have a FakeGAF drinking contest
Especially as I could probably drink all y'all American lightweight fuckers under the table, even after 4 months of no drinking
trab pu kcip
Member
Love a good motivational.
same
tires depends on the brand but I think its about 105-135 per tire. Oil change 30-50. As for the kid just be lazy and get a $50 Toys R Us Gift Card.
Just got back from Hunt for the Wilderpeople. Fantastic movie, great cinematography, great acting and it's fucking hilarious (not as funny as what we do in the shadows though), seriously anybody who's a fan of the directors other films needs to see it, or anybody who's still not on board with Thor 3 should watch it and see that the film is in good hands.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Oh shit I didn't realise that was out, definitely want to see it
Yeah man it's great, try and catch it soon films like these don't tend to stay in our cinemas for long.
Nerdkiller
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I'm not feeling well. Someone nurse me back to health.
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Pretty crazy Taika Waititi is doing a shlocky Marvel super hero movie. It's that kind of thing that'll make me go see it.
<3
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Apparently everyone in east Orlando had the same idea as me. I don't have time to wait around for hours
I got the kid a cool Elmo toy and a bunch of diapers. Practical and fun!
Apparently everyone in east Orlando had the same idea as me. I don't have time to wait around for hours
I got the kid a cool Elmo toy and a bunch of diapers. Practical and fun!
What you getting me for the welcoming party?
JK of course. Hope the kiddo likes the Elmo. I know the diapers will be pretty useful there
What you getting me for the welcoming party?
JK of course. Hope the kiddo likes the Elmo. I know the diapers will be pretty useful there
I'll buy you booze. Hopefully my car doesn't blow up or get a flat tire as I drive out into the wilderness today.
Robots can't do that*holds it up and waits for Ironfist Sect*
They don't have it
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
EatChildren
Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
trab pu kcip
Member
all the people I know are suddenly getting married and/or pregnant. and I just bought snacks for one.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
I'm a fucking sailor-drinking is my profession.
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