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[SolVanderlyn]

I think my favorite thing about having shorter hair is not having to style it extensively before leaving the house all the time. Just get up, comb it a bit and go.

 

[Fluvian]

Fucking christ

Is there anything more unbearable in comedy than impressionists?

Doing impressions is fine if it serves a purpose, fuck anybody who does an impression and goes "it's me ______, Don't I sound just like me" fucks sake if you can sound exactly like a celebrity fucking write a joke that would be useful in.
Jim Breuer is probably the best in the world at doing impressions well, they always serve a purpose and add to his comedy.

 

[Prophet Steve]

But that would be the cool part. Seeing how you helped shape them as people.

Essentially, the baby and toddler stages should be done away with.

But there are so many shitty people and how you raise them doesn't appear to have a big effect on how they form.

/Pessimist

 

[Halcyon]

I have a baby. It's awesome.

Also my wife got me a watch. Bluetooth earbuds. A nightstand organizer. Bought me lunch. Then put on a ridiculous outfit which involved knee highs garter belts and stiletto heels. I then proceeded to rock her world for 3 consecutive minutes.

Today is a good day.

 

[FloatOn]

I have a baby. It's awesome.




Also my wife got me a watch. Bluetooth earbuds. A nightstand organizer. Bought me lunch. Then put on a ridiculous outfit which involved knee highs garter belts and stiletto heels. I then proceeded to rock her world for 3 consecutive minutes.

Today is a good day.

Wanna trade lives?

Also happy birthday and don't listen to xiao. You are still quite bangable

 

[Xiao Hu]

Happy birthday, Hal.

Btw, you've got fat

 

[liliththepale]

I have a baby. It's awesome.




Also my wife got me a watch. Bluetooth earbuds. A nightstand organizer. Bought me lunch. Then put on a ridiculous outfit which involved knee highs garter belts and stiletto heels. I then proceeded to rock her world for 3 consecutive minutes.

Today is a good day.

awww, so cute! ♥

I'm glad you're having a good day

 

[Fluvian]

I have a baby. It's awesome.




Also my wife got me a watch. Bluetooth earbuds. A nightstand organizer. Bought me lunch. Then put on a ridiculous outfit which involved knee highs garter belts and stiletto heels. I then proceeded to rock her world for 3 consecutive minutes.

Today is a good day.

To quote my grand father "life ends as it begins, with a diaper full of shit". Happy birthday mate.

 

[FloatOn]

 

[Halcyon]

Happy birthday, Hal.

Btw, you've got fat

I'm cultivating mass!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Mini-Hal is adorable

 

[You Know Nothing]

Dammit.

The OED needs to add it already.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Today, we found out our house is bugged.

Yet another reason to move out.

By the way, I'm moving to Michigan in November. For three months or so.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I want a baby but I don't wanna live with some stupid fuckboi that upsets me every day.

Spoiler

not that every guy does that but my dating experience only goes so far.

____

oh happy birthday Hal! <3

 

[You Know Nothing]

Today, we found out our house is bugged.

Yet another reason to move out.

By the way, I'm moving to Michigan in November. For three months or so.

Uh, who the fuck bugged it?

Or is this like a termite joke?

 

[Ceallach]

Today, we found out our house is bugged.

Yet another reason to move out.

By the way, I'm moving to Michigan in November. For three months or so.

Remember, the government is always there. We're watching you, listening to you. All the time.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I hate to go on about it

But fuuuuuck my throat it hurts so much

Looks like I'll probably be going to the doctors on Monday

 

[Halcyon]

Thanks for the birthday wishes Fakers.

I'm gonna go watch Pacific Rim.

 

[Vazra]

Is my avatar Florida enough?

Also Happy Birthday Hal.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

*hadn't read the thread*

Happy birthday dadboy!

 

[jb1234]

Happy birthday, Hal. You grow ever more handsome with age.

 

[Baroquemantic]

I have a baby. It's awesome.




Also my wife got me a watch. Bluetooth earbuds. A nightstand organizer. Bought me lunch. Then put on a ridiculous outfit which involved knee highs garter belts and stiletto heels. I then proceeded to rock her world for 3 consecutive minutes.

Today is a good day.

You have such a cute kid. Also, Happy Birthday!

Is my avatar Florida enough?

Also Happy Birthday Hal.

Some might say it's too Florida.

 

[Josh with a J]

Drinking time

 

[FUME5]

I've mentioned this before, but I still think we should have a FakeGAF drinking contest

Spoiler

Especially as I could probably drink all y'all American lightweight fuckers under the table, even after 4 months of no drinking

Hahahahahahahaaaaa

 

[Josh with a J]

Hahahahahahahaaaaa

He don't know son

 

[You Know Nothing]

No alcohol for me this weekend.

#SoberSaturday

 

[FUME5]

He don't know son

Word.

Don't worry YKN, I always drink enough for everyone.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Uh, who the fuck bugged it?

Our landlords.

Remember, the government is always there. We're watching you, listening to you. All the time.

I'm sorry if the countless hours of footage of me touching myself freaks you out.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Hahahahahahahaaaaa

Last I checked, you weren't American

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[liliththepale]

the myth about american liquor having less alcohol in it started because we stuck to the traditional method of measuring alcoholic content percentage by weight instead of by volume. Actually putting stock in this myth instead of doing the research makes you a xenophobic bigot

k thx

 

[trab pu kcip]

the myth about american liquor having less alcohol in it started because we stuck to the traditional method of measuring alcoholic content percentage by weight instead of by volume. Actually putting stock in this myth instead of doing the research makes you a xenophobic bigot

k thx

your beer doesn't tase like beer tho. not that I care

 

[EatChildren]

I've gotten stuck into Stone brewery beers lately, now that they've found their way to reliable Australian importers. Their RuinTen knocked my goddamn socks off. So impressed, such as a goddamn tasty brew.

So I'll give you yanks that.

 

[liliththepale]

your beer doesn't tase like beer tho. not that I care

I mean... there are so many different beers here it's really not that useful to generalize like that.

in any case I just stick to wine and cocktails

 

[FUME5]

Just so long as you don't hand me a light beer we can all stay friends.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Just so long as you don't hand me a light beer we can all stay friends.

So you'd accept a Budweiser?

Bruh.

 

[FUME5]

So you'd accept a Budweiser?

Bruh.

If for some unfathomable reason I didn't bring brews of my own, I'm not going to be a snob about it. Hell, I used to drink Emu Bitter when I was young and broke.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Conversation I had with a friend today

Friend: Ohio just recently cut the cap on ABV for beer
Me: What is ABV
Friend: we used to have 15% as the strongest legal alcohol content for beer
Friend: which is still strong af
Friend: alcohol by volume
Friend: most beer is like 5-6%
Friend: I bought some 10% and it came in a pack of 4

So... go to Ohio if you want the strong stuff, I guess

 

[You Know Nothing]

This is available here now.

15-20% ABV

Me after one bottle probably:

 

[FloatOn]

Nu Blair Witch sucked!

Don't see it

 

[Vazra]

Nu Blair Witch sucked!

Don't see it

Not surprised. Then again I didnt found the original all that great either.

 

[FloatOn]

Not surprised. Then again I didnt found the original all that great either.

I was a sophomore in high school at the time of the original. I took my younger sister who I think was in 8th grade. This was the first "found footage" movie I had seen and watching it before all the hype in the theater was a freaking crazy experience. I was hoping that this would be just as bold and while it had potential all of it just fell flat.

Oh well at least I had some good food and frozen yogurt after :/

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I want a baby but I don't wanna live with some stupid fuckboi that upsets me every day.

Spoiler

not that every guy does that but my dating experience only goes so far.

____

oh happy birthday Hal! <3

Or you could marry me instead

Our landlords.



I'm sorry if the countless hours of footage of me touching myself freaks you out.

Um that's super illegal considering they're not police and the space is legally yours

 

[Vazra]

I was a sophomore in high school at the time of the original. I took my younger sister who I think was in 8th grade. This was the first "found footage" movie I had seen and watching it before all the hype in the theater was a freaking crazy experience. I was hoping that this would be just as bold and while it had potential all of it just fell flat.

Oh well at least I had some good food and frozen yogurt after :/

Frozen Yogurt <3

That reminds (Despite not being the same shit) Im going out with a friend to Bahama Buck's this Wednesday and I got no idea how decent that will be.

I'm sorry if the countless hours of footage of me touching myself freaks you out.

How come they can see but not me tho?

 

[Pau]

I wonder if any of you have had aguardiente. Don't think it's very popular outside South America.

 

[Vazra]

I wonder if any of you have had aguardiente. Don't think it's very popular outside South America.

Nope but I've had Pitorro.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

the myth about american liquor having less alcohol in it started because we stuck to the traditional method of measuring alcoholic content percentage by weight instead of by volume. Actually putting stock in this myth instead of doing the research makes you a xenophobic bigot

k thx

I didn't even know that was a myth

Americans just always seemed to be worse at drinking

Spoiler

Which, admittedly, is probably somewhat down to having a much healthier drinking culture than what we have here, where a lot of people go out and get utterly fucked every weekend

 

[Jobbs]

I didn't even know that was a myth

Americans just always seemed to be worse at drinking

Spoiler

Which, admittedly, is probably somewhat down to having a much healthier drinking culture than what we have here, where a lot of people go out and get utterly fucked every weekend

Quite a generalization.

Not that it even matters because drinking yourself stupid is stupid, but I've witnessed my gf put away her body weight in booz (she doesn't weigh much but still) and somehow manage to not die

 

[You Know Nothing]

-

 

[Ceallach]

SO my lady friend is thoroughly confused by my game collection, lol