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Currently polling second in Australia's federal election (first in the Gold Coast), this feral may one day be your Bogan King.
Australian blood courses through these veins. I'm already drunk.
Done over Tinychat or Skype? I'm game.I've mentioned this before, but I still think we should have a FakeGAF drinking contest
Especially as I could probably drink all y'all American lightweight fuckers under the table, even after 4 months of no drinking
Nice. I'm about to head out for whatbis probably my last beach day if the seasonIn the tub eating cashews. 🎉
...well yeah ok you're excluded from the list of lightweight American fuckersI'm a fucking sailor-drinking is my profession.
I've mentioned this before, but I still think we should have a FakeGAF drinking contest
Especially as I could probably drink all y'all American lightweight fuckers under the table, even after 4 months of no drinking
Have fun. And remember it's irresponsible to drink and ban!Re: alcohol. After more than half a year without drinking anything more than a couple of beers, I'll be receiving a crash course in alcoholism tonite. Let's see how that goes.
Jobbs I did an insta post 4u 💕🦄🛁
HecklersFucking christ
Is there anything more unbearable in comedy than impressionists?
Fucking christ
Is there anything more unbearable in comedy than impressionists?
Very funnyHecklers
I meanPuppeteers.
Very funny
I mean
At least pupeteers have a bit more going on than "I CAN DO ANOTHER PERSON'S VOICE"
Which is 100% what the act of impressionists is
Surely you must realize with the prevalence of impressionists that a lot of people enjoy it, right? As someone who sucks at impressions I quite enjoy the work on display.Very funny
I mean
At least pupeteers have a bit more going on than "I CAN DO ANOTHER PERSON'S VOICE"
Which is 100% what the act of impressionists is
Very funny
I mean
At least pupeteers have a bit more going on than "I CAN DO ANOTHER PERSON'S VOICE"
Which is 100% what the act of impressionists is
Found a bruise on my hip
How
Surely you must realize with the prevalence of impressionists that a lot of people enjoy it, right? As someone who sucks at impressions I quite enjoy the work on display.
But there aren't jokes! And the impressions are never that good!Becoming another person takes more talent, work and practice than operating a stupid ass puppet
*looks at EU results*
BooFound a bruise on my hip
How
It must be muscles trying to escapeFound a bruise on my hip
How
disgusting
edit: also it does that stupid shit idiots do with covers where they change the gender perspective in the lyrics.. Just stop it, we get that you're not a girl
That lowkey gives me apoplexy.
One recent Y chromosome infused cover I can think of where this didn't happen is Bastille's cover of the Sugababes' Overload
I just found out my roommates and girlfriend left me while they went for a spa day because I was sleeping in so so late. That's probably fair. More time to get stuff done I guess
Changing the gender in covers has been one of my triggers for years. It's just so beyond dumb. You're singing someone else's song, dumbass, sing it right
Today is only half over and it's already in the running for sleepiest day in history
I mean... going by how late I tend to stay up then there's still fourteen to fifteen hours left in the day.
Actually I have a bunch of stuff I need to do tomorrow, so that seems unwise. But yes, super sleepy day. Were you up for a while longer after I went to bed?
I want a baby
No you don't
Babies are cute until they turn into squalling balls of malodorous rage.
Or actual people in general