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[You Know Nothing]

 

[FUME5]

Many hazards awaits the young penis on its search for the equally imperilled vagina.

 

[You Know Nothing]

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

 

[FloatOn]

Lord help me. I would do sinful, unspeakable things to Keri Russel if given the chance.

Also concerning sex accidents, one time a cool breeze blew on my wet dick that caused an amusing sensation which lead to me laughing out loud which lead to my partner thinking I was laughing at her. Sex promptly ended and I had the bluest balls in all the land.

 

[Misha]

The weather is really messing with my head

 

[FUME5]

The weather is really messing with my head

Cool breeze?

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Worst sex accidents. Go!

Falling off the bed? Nasty charlie-horse? Elbowing her in the head? Blood in semen? Being farted on? Pretty mundane.

Sex promptly ended and I had the bluest balls in all the land.

Wait, people don't all laugh during sex?

Cool breeze?

Interesting sensations!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Read the title of that "Do good comedies still exist?" thread as "Do good condoms still exist?" at first.

RIP.

 

[Misha]

Cool breeze?

Sudden humidity

 

[FUME5]

Interesting sensations!

Sudden humidity

 

[Misha]

I don't get it

 

[FloatOn]

Wait, people don't all laugh during sex?

This person was particularly insecure and didn't believe the cool breeze explanation.

 

[FUME5]

I don't get it

I don't believe your sudden humidity explanation.

 

[Misha]

I don't believe your sudden humidity explanation.

Uhhhh okay

 

[friskykillface]

I'm tired af
Finished a paper at 2 am and woke up at 6 am

I had all weekend to finish it, the fuck is wrong with me

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Funky Papa]

TV kids shouldn't be allowed to be that likeable.

This also includes The American's Paige, who is probably going to fuck shit up on a biblical scale come next season.

 

[FloatOn]

This also includes The American's Paige, who is probably going to fuck shit up on a biblical scale come next season.

I'm perched.

 

[fengshuifever]

February please come as soon as possible. This battle theme damn

 

[Xiao Hu]

I can't focus for shit today. Studying has been hard today, I can't comprehend even the easiest stuff at the moment...

 

[You Know Nothing]

Wait, the Persona 5 Dungeon Boss theme.

Good shit. 💯 🔥

I can't focus for shit today. Studying has been hard today, I can't comprehend even the easiest stuff at the moment...

2+2=5

Don't believe Big Math's lies.

 

[FloatOn]

this thread is nocturnal apparently

let's talk about something. I need human interaction

 

[Ceallach]

It makes me unreasonably happy that there is a woman in Ghost now.

 

[Funky Papa]

I just stumbled upon Tatiana Maslany's Halloween costume.

This is now Orphan Black canon.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Whew I matched with a rugby player

Wtf is it with me and athletes man

 

[Funky Papa]

Whew I matched with a rugby player

Wtf is it with me and athletes man

They can smell sweat and musk from training like sharks smell blood.

Time to pull some muscles together?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

They can smell sweat and musk from training like sharks smell blood.

Time to pull some muscles together?

I've been working on it

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Maybe I should just...ya know...make it a goal to sleep with someone from every sport. Like I've already got golf down, rugby next?

It'll be like a much sluttier olympics

 

[FloatOn]

Maybe I should just...ya know...make it a goal to sleep with someone from every sport. Like I've already got golf down, rugby next?

It'll be like a much sluttier olympics

let me know how sumo goes

 

[Transhuman]

It makes me unreasonably happy that there is a woman in Ghost now.

This Ghost?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9tttnkibqJM

 

[Ceallach]

This Ghost?

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9tttnkibqJM

Yes. Water is a woman now.

 

[Funky Papa]

Well, I've just discovered a new band.

Zombie Queen is pretty sweet.

 

[Fluvian]

Morning, friends and lovers

How's everybody doing?

You look way better clean shaven

 

[Ceallach]

Well, I've just discovered a new band.

Zombie Queen is pretty sweet.

The new EP is boss. I love Square hammer.

All time favorite Ghost songs:
Year Zero
Ritual
Circle
Secular Haze
He is
Monstrance clock
Absolution
If you have ghost
Here comes the sun
Bible
Elizabeth

 

[FloatOn]

I just had a mess of shredded beef enchiladas and spanish rice. I am pleased.

 

[DrM]

The new EP is boss. I love Square hammer.

Yeah, I also like new EP, Bible cover is insanely good.

It makes me unreasonably happy that there is a woman in Ghost now.

Omega will be missed though.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I wonder how well a thread for lefty podcasts would go down

Tbh half the reason I want to make it is to rile up liberals lol

Me? Immature? Neverrrr

 

[FloatOn]

I wonder how well a thread for lefty podcasts would go down

Tbh half the reason I want to make it is to rile up liberals lol

Me? Immature? Neverrrr

at first I thought you were talking about a podcast for left handed people and then I used context clues and it all came together.

I'm smart!

 

[Ceallach]

Yeah, I also like new EP, Bible cover is insanely good.


Omega will be missed though.

Not really.

 

[Xiao Hu]

You look way better clean shaven

What are you talking about? I can't grow a beard anyways, this is one day after trimming my shitty facial hair.

 

[Risgroo]

So lonely rn :/

X-Files and snuggles, anyone?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

at first I thought you were talking about a podcast for left handed people and then I used context clues and it all came together.

I'm smart!

No yeah that's totally what I meant

Lol

So lonely rn :/

X-Files and snuggles, anyone?

I'm down

 

[Ceallach]

I never wanna go back to work

 

[trab pu kcip]

ah, yeah. I can see that.




any luck?




praise the sun!

I'm glad things are still going well with all that

yes thankfully there was someone there to let me in!




__
man i hate my hair. it is impossible to tame, not even kidding. so most times I don't even try anymore

 

[Transhuman]

We are both outcasts now, shunned by a soceity that doesn't accept our hair.

 

[trab pu kcip]

it's like..bad if you don't comb it but even worse if you do. god is dead.

 

[Xiao Hu]

What exactly is so special about your hair that makes it different from other white Europeans?

 

[trab pu kcip]

What exactly is so special about your hair that makes it different from other white Europeans?

it's thick and fizzy. like the whitest black person.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I need to sort out my hair out too

It's such a goddamned tangley mess

 

[Risgroo]

AT LEAST YOU GUYS HAVE HAIR
grrrrr
GRRRRRRR

I'm down

Nice. We can listen to some Phil Collins afterwards :3