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Fake Picture GAF v9 No Man's Thirst
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You Know Nothing
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Lord help me. I would do sinful, unspeakable things to Keri Russel if given the chance.
Also concerning sex accidents, one time a cool breeze blew on my wet dick that caused an amusing sensation which lead to me laughing out loud which lead to my partner thinking I was laughing at her. Sex promptly ended and I had the bluest balls in all the land.
Also concerning sex accidents, one time a cool breeze blew on my wet dick that caused an amusing sensation which lead to me laughing out loud which lead to my partner thinking I was laughing at her. Sex promptly ended and I had the bluest balls in all the land.
Cool breeze?
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Falling off the bed? Nasty charlie-horse? Elbowing her in the head? Blood in semen? Being farted on? Pretty mundane.
Wait, people don't all laugh during sex?
Interesting sensations!
You Know Nothing
Member
Read the title of that "Do good comedies still exist?" thread as "Do good condoms still exist?" at first.
RIP.
RIP.
Sudden humidity
I don't get it
This person was particularly insecure and didn't believe the cool breeze explanation.
I don't believe your sudden humidity explanation.
Uhhhh okay
friskykillface
Banned
I'm tired af
Finished a paper at 2 am and woke up at 6 am
I had all weekend to finish it, the fuck is wrong with me
Finished a paper at 2 am and woke up at 6 am
I had all weekend to finish it, the fuck is wrong with me
You Know Nothing
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
TV kids shouldn't be allowed to be that likeable.
This also includes The American's Paige, who is probably going to fuck shit up on a biblical scale come next season.
This also includes The American's Paige, who is probably going to fuck shit up on a biblical scale come next season.
I'm perched.
You Know Nothing
Member
Wait, the Persona 5 Dungeon Boss theme.
Good shit. 💯 🔥
2+2=5
Don't believe Big Math's lies.
Good shit. 💯 🔥
2+2=5
Don't believe Big Math's lies.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I just stumbled upon Tatiana Maslany's Halloween costume.
This is now Orphan Black canon.
This is now Orphan Black canon.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Whew I matched with a rugby player
Wtf is it with me and athletes man
Wtf is it with me and athletes man
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
They can smell sweat and musk from training like sharks smell blood.
Time to pull some muscles together?
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I've been working on it
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Maybe I should just...ya know...make it a goal to sleep with someone from every sport. Like I've already got golf down, rugby next?
It'll be like a much sluttier olympics
It'll be like a much sluttier olympics
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Transhuman
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Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Well, I've just discovered a new band.
Zombie Queen is pretty sweet.
Zombie Queen is pretty sweet.
You look way better clean shaven
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
The new EP is boss. I love Square hammer.
All time favorite Ghost songs:
Year Zero
Ritual
Circle
Secular Haze
He is
Monstrance clock
Absolution
If you have ghost
Here comes the sun
Bible
Elizabeth
Yeah, I also like new EP, Bible cover is insanely good.
Omega will be missed though.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I wonder how well a thread for lefty podcasts would go down
Tbh half the reason I want to make it is to rile up liberals lol
Me? Immature? Neverrrr
Tbh half the reason I want to make it is to rile up liberals lol
Me? Immature? Neverrrr
at first I thought you were talking about a podcast for left handed people and then I used context clues and it all came together.
I'm smart!
What are you talking about? I can't grow a beard anyways, this is one day after trimming my shitty facial hair.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
trab pu kcip
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ah, yeah. I can see that.
any luck?
praise the sun!
I'm glad things are still going well with all that
yes thankfully there was someone there to let me in!
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man i hate my hair. it is impossible to tame, not even kidding. so most times I don't even try anymore
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Transhuman
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We are both outcasts now, shunned by a soceity that doesn't accept our hair.
trab pu kcip
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it's like..bad if you don't comb it but even worse if you do. god is dead.
trab pu kcip
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it's thick and fizzy. like the whitest black person.
RobotNinjaHornets
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I need to sort out my hair out too
It's such a goddamned tangley mess
It's such a goddamned tangley mess
AT LEAST YOU GUYS HAVE HAIR
grrrrr
GRRRRRRR
grrrrr
GRRRRRRR
Nice. We can listen to some Phil Collins afterwards :3
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