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[A Fish Aficionado]

let's not go bonobos over this.

Spoiler

That was bad.

and first page post, if you aren't a heretic.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What kind of key opens a banana?

Spoiler

A monkey

 

[Professor Beef]

Think I'm gonna give up on dating sites for now. Even with mutual likes on Tinder/OKC, I don't get a response to a message sent. *shrug*

 

[FUME5]

Haramabe.

😑

 

[liliththepale]

Harmabe.

harm abe? What has he ever done to you? :O

 

[Fluvian]

What kind of key opens a banana?

Spoiler

A monkey

Why is Dracula a vegetarian?

Spoiler

Because he heard steak is bad for his heart

A quite seasonable terrible joke if you ask me.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Have we hit the shitposting part of the thread yet?

Also am I awful for liking Twin Atlantic? Because I actually really quite like Twin Atlantic

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Why is Dracula a vegetarian?

Spoiler

Because he heard steak is bad for his heart

A quite seasonable terrible joke if you ask me.

I'm dying

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Why is Dracula a vegetarian?

Spoiler

Because he heard steak is bad for his heart

A quite seasonable terrible joke if you ask me.

You win all the internet.

 

[Fluvian]

I'm dying

That's the third worst joke I know.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Cuz I fuck with myself more than anybody else
It's all love
I used to care what you think about me
It's all love
Cause my love so good
So I fuck with myself more than anybody else

(Possibly nsfw)

 

[Fluvian]

Oh thank god theres a new issue of Archie 2015, I've been dying for more

 

[Nerdkiller]

What kind of key opens a banana?

Spoiler

A monkey

MONKEY!

 

[trab pu kcip]

What would bloody glove Lea do?

kill them all >

 

[FloatOn]

happy friday fam

what are your weekend plans?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

happy friday fam

what are your weekend plans?

Watch films
Makeout sessions
Sex
Watch Akira in the cinema

You?

 

[Transhuman]

Watch films
Makeout sessions
Sex
Watch Akira in the cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY

 

[Vazra]

happy friday fam

what are your weekend plans?

Watch movies or shows at home
Masturbation
Videogames
GAF

Maybe some at the same time.

 

[Josh with a J]

Think I'm gonna give up on dating sites for now. Even with mutual likes on Tinder/OKC, I don't get a response to a message sent. *shrug*

What do you normally open with and it better not be "hey" or "how's it going" mr. Or you can just pm me it

 

[trab pu kcip]

it's kinda weird to have sex and masturbation scheduled like that

 

[Josh with a J]

happy friday fam

what are your weekend plans?

Gym
Haircut
Pregame
Drink
Club
Sex
Regret everything when I wake up (not really)

 

[Vazra]

#Florida

 

[Misha]

I never do anything

 

[Josh with a J]

it's kinda weird to have sex and masturbation scheduled like that

What else is going out on a Friday for?! To find someone!

 

[Vazra]

it's kinda weird to have sex and masturbation scheduled like that

In my case I only use it as filler. Otherwise its

Movies, Shows, Gaf and sleep probably.

 

[Jobbs]

happy friday fam

what are your weekend plans?

I think we're going to watch Luke Cage

kill them all >

Killer 🔪🔪🔪 🛁

 

[EatChildren]

I'd rather throw myself off a bridge than hit up a club full of fucbois

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

it's kinda weird to have sex and masturbation scheduled like that

It's not so much scheduled as such. Just a probable event >_>

 

[Vazra]

I'd rather throw myself off a bridge than hit up a club full of fucbois

Jump in my bed and let me give you a milkshake

It's not so much scheduled as such. Just a probable event >_>

Get that dick! Scheduled or not!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Get that dick! Scheduled or not!

Guess again

 

[Vazra]

Guess again

Give dick! Get vagina!

 

[Josh with a J]

ARF ARF

 

[Vazra]

ARF ARF

I got a bone for you to play with.

 

[trab pu kcip]

What else is going out on a Friday for?! To find someone!

ew. enjoy your syphilis.

I'd rather throw myself off a bridge than hit up a club full of fucbois

ily <3

 

[Misha]

My optimism ran out really early today

 

[Josh with a J]

ew. enjoy your syphilis

Never had it but thank you lol

 

[EatChildren]

my night was good but then everyone decided to go out to clubs dancing so i chose to come home and listen to dead can dance and ponder life/death/rebirth instead

ily <3

ily2

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Give dick! Get vagina!

Yeah that's more accurate. Lol.

 

[Ceallach]

I'm fucking exhausted for no reason. And I'm in fucking whites today so I am terrified to eat or drink anything or like get my arm near my face and get makeup on them

 

[FloatOn]

Watch films
Makeout sessions
Sex
Watch Akira in the cinema

You?

Probably watching the toasters tonight
Gym in the morning
Study
Chores
Family time Sunday
And thanks to the reminder from Jobbs: Luke Cage

Edit - oh and I'm taking my doge to the groomer tomorrow

 

[Vazra]

Probably watching the toasters tonight
Gym in the morning
Study
Chores
Family time Sunday
And thanks to the reminder from Jobbs: Luke Cage

Edit - oh and I'm taking my doge to the groomer tomorrow

Where is furious masturbation in that schedule? Chores?

 

[friskykillface]

That exam wasn't hard at all
But lol my professor thought something was wrong with me because I was stretching , now I look like an idiot to her
&#129300;


Bork Bork

 

[FloatOn]

Where is furious masturbation in that schedule? Chores?

My thirst is at an all time low. So it ain't happening.

Anyway Tycho just dropped Epoch. Listen to it boys and girls

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I have this stuck in my head

It's so catchy

 

[FloatOn]

here is a link to the above album because I know you will actually take the time to listen to it

 

[Vazra]

here is a link to the above album because I know you will actually take the time to listen to it

Spotify Link


I'll listen to it soon.

 

[Ceallach]

Started listening to it, but it's a little too lite for me, very slow, bored me.

 

[FUME5]

kill them all >

&#128526;

 

[Fluvian]

How many posts does it take for v9 to close again? I'm tired of seeing that nms reference, I want a damn Halloween theme already.

 

[FloatOn]

oh wow there is also a new Bon Iver album today