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[You Know Nothing]

John Harvey Kellog who invented Corn Flakes was the one who started advocating for circumcision in the US to help reduce masturbation. Very anti-masturbation.

I should eat a bowl while masturbating for the ultimate revenge.

 

[Clydefrog]

wat? you never measured it? and you call yourself a man.

 

[BlueBadger]

wat? you never measured it? and you call yourself a man.

Bottoms don't need to measure it !

 

[Halo 2]

John Harvey Kellog who invented Corn Flakes was the one who started advocating for circumcision in the US to help reduce masturbation. Very anti-masturbation.

I should eat a bowl while masturbating for the ultimate revenge.

TIL I've been getting revenge all my life.

 

[BlueBadger]

TIL I've been getting revenge all my life.

I love every post you make.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I've never measured mine. It's a dick and it's not a micro-penis. That's good enough for me to know.

I'm also a grower.

TIL I've been getting revenge all my life.

ilu

 

[BlueBadger]

I've never measured mine. It's a dick and it's not a micro-penis. That's good enough for me to know.

I'm also a grower.

Game maker. :3

 

[You Know Nothing]

Game maker. :3

It's pretty small when flaccid tbh.

It's crazy how much it grows.

 

[BlueBadger]

It's pretty small when flaccid tbh.

It's crazy how much it grows.

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Mine's always compared to a beer can and it makes me uncomfortable ;______;

 

[TrueGrime]

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Mine's always compared to a beer can and it makes me uncomfortable ;______;

 

[Professor Beef]

It's pretty small when flaccid tbh.

It's crazy how much it grows.

You should name it Bruce Banner.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

I wondered how long it would take you to get back into dick talking territory. Not long, it seems.

 

[You Know Nothing]

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Mine's always compared to a beer can and it makes me uncomfortable ;______;

I'd guzzle your beer any day.

You should name it Bruce Banner.

#newnickname4mydick

 

[MutFox]

Dude, you have no idea how loud I just laughed at that...

 

[Professor Beef]

#newnickname4mydick

"I think you'll like it when he's angry..."

 

[Halo 2]

This one chick named my dick Cookie.

I didn't get it but I got it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The vegetarian bashing has already started.

"I think you'll like it when he's angry..."

It just all fits so well.

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Except mine doesn't turn green. I promise.

 

[MutFox]

Hulk is loved

http://youtu.be/-M2kqxQFMPc

 

[Duress]

Postin while poopin. Baaaaallin

Found an onion ring in my fries.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Finding an onion ring in your fries is one of life's simple pleasures.

 

[TCRS]

I don't do that phone in the bath thing anymore. I just want to get out of there as quick as possible.

 

[Halo 2]

I don't do that phone in the bath thing anymore. I just want to get out of there as quick as possible.

Gaffing while on the john is one if the greatest things you can doo!

 

[zeemumu]

Pakistan confirmed for Smash.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Pakistan sure looks different than it does on a map.

 

[TCRS]

would love to go to northern pakistan one day and see the mountains. I used to watch videos by a guy on youtube who did that, twas absolutely amazing. but things have gone to shit there, I ain't going anytime soon.

 

[You Know Nothing]

But it could have been mine.

 

[BlueBadger]

Omg LOL.

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my beer is a little more viscous than that liquid.

I'd guzzle your beer any day.

Destroy me, Bruce Banner.

Pakistan sure looks different than it does on a map.

DADDY I'M SO SORRY I'M SO SO-SO-SORRY YEAHHH. WE JUST LIKE TO PARTY LIKE TO PUH-PUH-PARTY YEAHH.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Omg LOL.

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my beer is a little more viscous than that liquid.

Destroy me, Bruce Banner.

#

DADDY I'M SO SORRY I'M SO SO-SO-SORRY YEAHHH. WE JUST LIKE TO PARTY LIKE TO PUH-PUH-PARTY YEAHH.

Best part.

 

[Windam]

Shut up windham

no u

I remember my friend giving me this game. It was horrible. Just like Windam.

Clyde, why do you hate me?

 

[BlueBadger]

#

Best part.

BANG BANG me

WE'RE BEAUTIFUL AND DIRRTY RICHHH

 

[Windam]

Spoiler

Mine's always compared to a beer can and it makes me uncomfortable ;______;

Wait... you're that thick?!

 

[Funky Papa]

ITT: Chodes not-so-anonymous.

 

[BlueBadger]

Wait... you're that thick?!

I don't know!! ;__; I guess so? That's what people seem to think X_X

 

[You Know Nothing]

BANG BANG me

WE'RE BEAUTIFUL AND DIRRTY RICHHH

WANT YOUR PSYCHO YOUR VERTIGO SCHTICK

WANT TO BE IN YOUR REAR WINDOW BABY YOU'RE SICK

Spoiler

Having to alter lyrics because Gaga makes too many bottom anthems. #topdiscrimination

 

[BlueBadger]

WANT YOUR PSYCHO YOUR VERTIGO SCHTICK

WANT TO BE IN YOUR REAR WINDOW BABY YOU'RE SICK

Spoiler

Having to alter lyrics because Gaga makes too many bottom anthems. #topdiscrimination

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK. I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK.

 

[Halo 2]

hey

 

[BlueBadger]

hey

hey handsome

 

[Windam]

hey windam

 

[You Know Nothing]

hey

#yo

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK. I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR DISCO STICK.

JUST TELL ME WHEN

OPEN YOUR MOUTH BOY

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

 

[BlueBadger]

#yo



JUST TELL ME WHEN

OPEN YOUR MOUTH BOY

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT

WHYYYYYY LOLLLLLL.

I guess it is what it is.

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I can take you all in.

 

[Windam]

WHYYYYYY LOLLLLLL.

I guess it is what it is.

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I can take you all in.

All eh?

 

[BlueBadger]

All eh?

 

[You Know Nothing]

WHYYYYYY LOLLLLLL.

I guess it is what it is.

Spoiler

I can take you all in.

I'm sorry. It was too perfect to pass up the chance. <3

 

[BlueBadger]

I'm sorry. It was too perfect to pass up the chance. <3

I forgive you bae <3. My mouth is one of the wonders of the world anyway tbh o_o

 

[Windam]

I forgive you bae <3. My mouth is one of the wonders of the world anyway tbh o_o

Don't tempt me ._.

I can imagine you singing "I Know What Boys Like".

 

[You Know Nothing]

Don't tempt me ._.

I can imagine you singing "I Know What Boys Like".

Sis, just come out as bi already.

 

[BlueBadger]

Don't tempt me ._.

I can imagine you singing "I Know What Boys Like".

Sis, just come out as bi already.

.

 

[Funky Papa]

Come laugh at me.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Madonna - Isaac

 

[BlueBadger]

Spoiler

I have yet to confess to my PopGAF sistren that I'm not a Madonna fan...