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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

The first thread, where I learned the truth about thirst, as will you. There's a reason why this thread is the worst place on NeoGAF... Hope. Every member who has posted here over the years has looked up to the light and imagined removing this thread from their subscriptions. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have cried trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize FakeGAF, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can "get laid" so that you can watch them clambering over each other to stay in the sun. You can watch me torture an entire thread and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Windam's destiny... We will destroy FakeGAF and then, when it is done and FakeGAF is...ashes...then you have my permission to thirst.

More pics to come

 

[Vazra]

IN

 

[FUME5]

No way does Beef look anything like Tom Hardy.

 

[SystemBug]

I dedicate the newest thing I made to FakeGAF. it's called LOVE

Gotta fall asleep soon now

 

[zeemumu]

I'm back, baby.

Em you said this OT would be better.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

No way does Beef look anything like Tom Hardy.

Do I look like Christian Bale

 

[Professor Beef]

My impact

 

[friskykillface]

Who is Anne Hathaway/cat woman , Alycia ?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Who is Anne Hathaway/cat woman , Alycia ?

listen this shit is supposed to be top secret

 

[FUME5]

Do I look like Christian Bale

 

[Professor Beef]

listen this shit is supposed to be top secret

on the one hand, she betrays you so i can break you

but on the other hand she shoots me and i die

i'm conflicted

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

on the one hand, she betrays you so i can break you

but on the other hand she shoots me and i die

i'm conflicted

also we elope to europe

 

[Professor Beef]

also we elope to europe

with acrid nodding in agreement

everyone wins

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Em you said this OT would be better.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Nooooooo, the other thread got locked.

I at least wanted it to make it to page 400.

 

[friskykillface]

Who locked it, I want answers

 

[jb1234]

Nooooooo, the other thread got locked.

I at least wanted it to make it to page 400.

It put out a restraining order against me. I feel rejected.

 

[Professor Beef]

Nooooooo, the other thread got locked.

I at least wanted it to make it to page 400.

Who cares about 400

100 is all that matters

 

[Jobbs]

WTF is this?!

 

[zeemumu]

Well it's been a long day. Im into Cowboy Bebop now. Night, guys

 

[Pau]

Normally I'd be mad that I'm not involved in Batman shenanigans but it's Nolan Batman so I'm okay.

Also went to the deli with Kark. He told me to put on a bra and longer shorts. But he bought me coke and cookies and gummy bears so that's okay.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Who locked it, I want answers

I did

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

The old thread has been dealt with

 

[Nerdkiller]

The old thread has been dealt with

Undeal it please. I deserve the last post in that thread.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

shower time

i smell like chemical sealant

 

[jb1234]

Undeal it please. I deserve the last post in that thread.

How dare you.

 

[You Know Nothing]

shower time

i smell like chemical sealant

You know that's someone's fetish.

 

[Jobbs]

Normally I'd be mad that I'm not involved in Batman shenanigans but it's Nolan Batman so I'm okay.

Damn straight

God I hate the Nolan films. Despite some larger complaints about BvS, I really liked Affleck's version of Batman

 

[FUME5]

The old thread has been dealt with

Aren't you menacing.

EDIT

What did the leaderboard / wall of shame end up looking like?

 

[Professor Beef]

Normally I'd be mad that I'm not involved in Batman shenanigans but it's Nolan Batman so I'm okay.

Also went to the deli with Kark. He told me to put on a bra and longer shorts. But he bought me coke and cookies and gummy bears so that's okay.

I always feel bad eating the clear/white gummis, for obvious reasons.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Normally I'd be mad that I'm not involved in Batman shenanigans but it's Nolan Batman so I'm okay.

Damn straight

God I hate the Nolan films.

The heck is this

They were good films. Except the last one which was just "ok". But I doubt we'll get another cbm as good as TDK this generation.

 

[AcridMeat]

Pretty terrible this was made early tbh.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

You know that's someone's fetish.

it actually squirted out and now I have a line of it on my upper arm

it's really sticky too, but it's grey / reddish so wrong color

 

[Pau]

Damn straight

God I hate the Nolan films. Despite some larger complaints about BvS, I really liked Affleck's version of Batman

I think Affleck has the potential to be a good Bruce but I have to see how he interacts with his kids first.

I always feel bad eating the clear/white gummis, for obvious reasons.

And yet you still eat them. For shame.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Pretty terrible this was made early tbh.

I didn't actually. I lied. I was going to and then life got in the way.

 

[Professor Beef]

The heck is this

They were good films. Except the last one which was just "ok". But I doubt we'll get another cbm as good as TDK this generation.

The first one was really really boring, and the last one was bad. Not "worst movie ever" bad, but just...bad. Not really entertaining at all.

And yet you still eat them. For shame.

They're so tasty, I can't help it

But what about you? You're devouring what is essentially me!

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I think Affleck has the potential to be a good Bruce but I have to see how he interacts with his kids first.

You mean, like, whether he visits their graves regularly?

 

[Granadier]

Gang's all here.

Spoiler

plus everyone that I foolishly didn't add

 

[You Know Nothing]

Aren't you menacing.

EDIT

What did the leaderboard / wall of shame end up looking like?

Jobbs 1,598
WhereAreMahDragonz 1,298
zeemumu 1,222
Misha 1,214
You Know Nothing 1,185
Vazra 1,003
Granadier 962
trab pu kcip 911
FUME5 873
FloatOn 787
marrec 767
SolVanderlyn 694
Xiao Hu 653
RobotNinjaHornets 644
liliththepale 485
Ceallach 409
HP_Wuvcraft 353
Funky Papa 340
AcridMeat 339
Ironfist Sect 326
Halcyon 324
Professor Beef 294
Nomadic Sparks 277
Clydefrog 264
MutFox 242
A Fish Aficionado 236
DrM 223
Tence 190
jb1234 176
SystemBug 166
CrudeDiatribe 145

Not for the first time in history a white heterosexual man came out on top.

 

[Professor Beef]

I beat ClydeFrog? Yessss, take that you poser

 

[Pau]

The heck is this

They were good films. Except the last one which was just "ok". But I doubt we'll get another cbm as good as TDK this generation.

Sorry but Nolan Batman isn't anywhere close to my Batman. Christian Bale is a terrible Bruce.

I think his Harvey Dent and Gordon were on point though. (Besides the whole Gordon's son thing and ignoring the daughter.)

Catwoman was surprisingly not terrible by Nolan female character standards.

Don't care about the Joker.

It's hard to mess up Alfred.

Lucius Fox was Morgan Freeman.

Fake Renee sucked.

Don't get me started on fucking Robin.

I think almost everyone else was a white person playing a character of color so that was fun.

Oh I forgot the noncharacter that was Rachel. Another A+ Nolan female character.

 

[jb1234]

Jobbs 1,598
WhereAreMahDragonz 1,298
zeemumu 1,222
Misha 1,214
You Know Nothing 1,185
Vazra 1,003
Granadier 962
trab pu kcip 911
FUME5 873
FloatOn 787
marrec 767
SolVanderlyn 694
Xiao Hu 653
RobotNinjaHornets 644
liliththepale 485
Ceallach 409
HP_Wuvcraft 353
Funky Papa 340
AcridMeat 339
Ironfist Sect 326
Halcyon 324
Professor Beef 294
Nomadic Sparks 277
Clydefrog 264
MutFox 242
A Fish Aficionado 236
DrM 223
Tence 190
jb1234 176
SystemBug 166
CrudeDiatribe 145

Not for the first time in history a white heterosexual man came out on top.

Man, I really fell behind. And the heterosexual part is still up for debate.

 

[SystemBug]

My low input makes it seem like I have a life

I don't

 

[Jobbs]

Gang's all here.

wish we could burn that awful picture XD

 

[Granadier]

Joke's on em, she's the thirstiest of us all.

Spoiler

except vazra

 

[Pau]

But what about you? You're devouring what is essentially me!

I don't eat the white ones. I leave them for Kark. Don't like how they taste.

You mean, like, whether he visits their graves regularly?

Don't even.

 

[Granadier]

wish we could burn that awful picture XD

Oh god, me too!

 

[Misha]

Sorry but Nolan Batman isn't anywhere close to my Batman. Christian Bale is a terrible Bruce.

I think his Harvey Dent and Gordon were on point though. (Besides the whole Gordon's son thing and ignoring the daughter.)

Catwoman was surprisingly not terrible by Nolan female character standards.

Don't care about the Joker.

It's hard to mess up Alfred.

Lucius Fox was Morgan Freeman.

Fake Renee sucked.

Don't get me started on fucking Robin.

I think almost everyone else was a white person playing a character of color so that was fun.

Oh I forgot the noncharacter that was Rachel. Another A+ Nolan female character.

isn't bane supposed to be Hispanic?

 

[Professor Beef]

I don't eat the white ones. I leave them for Kark. Don't like how they taste.

It's like an analogy for you not liking my taste in things. >:|

And tell Kark to stop killing me!

 

[FUME5]

Tell Kark to relish the act of killing Beef.

That guy is the worst.