Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
When you really want to get laid but it's so damn hot your body tells you to fuck off.
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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
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...yes? Im going with yes
I'll just leave this here
Re. the Nintendo Treehouse thread a bunch of people got banned and the thread closed because apparently having women on camera is too much for some on neogaf to take, then the new thread has warnings about this in the thread topic and in the OP... heh you poor mods
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Transhuman
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trab pu kcip
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I'm so hungy ;_; but lunch break isn't for another 2 hours
You Know Nothing
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Yeah but bro did you see her tits?
:: scratches groin ::
:: cracks beer ::
:: watches football ::
#broshaming
Yeah but why is she sexualizing herself by dressing like that? It's not appropriate
(Actual reply I read)
Chuckie
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Can't you secretly eat a Snickers or something?
Is NeoGAF slowly turning into Twitch chat?
You Know Nothing
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trab pu kcip
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I dont have anything with me. I'd need to go and get some. maybe I'll do it
That's why you should always carry emergency snacks with you
'I'm feeling offended because I'm getting a boner!'
'I'm feeling offended because I'm getting a boner!'
Chuckie
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Yeah two hours seems a bit too long if you're hungry. I always bring some sandwiches to eat when I get hungry at work.
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Transhuman
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I just woke up from a weird ass nap a bit ago, and in my dream I was at my childhood home, and I was in the big woods behind the house (we lived in the country)... Intruders were coming and I was playing cat and mouse with them. I was about to take one of them down and I woke up. I was so disappointed.
Now I'm physically sore as fuck (because that's what I always am because I always exercise and it always makes me sore) and I'm going to go running in a bit because I'm hardcore.
____ _____, get up off of me, I'm just released
So give me room while I cock and squeeze
Splat ya brain like pasta cheese, straight Ruckerway, Queens
The ambulance'll cut you out of your jeans
The doctors returning all of your things, no heart, no pulse
Use your brains, when you're fucking with me
The doctors return all of your things
No heart, no pulse, use your brains, when you fucking with me, _____
trab next time
Now I'm physically sore as fuck (because that's what I always am because I always exercise and it always makes me sore) and I'm going to go running in a bit because I'm hardcore.
____ _____, get up off of me, I'm just released
So give me room while I cock and squeeze
Splat ya brain like pasta cheese, straight Ruckerway, Queens
The ambulance'll cut you out of your jeans
The doctors returning all of your things, no heart, no pulse
Use your brains, when you're fucking with me
The doctors return all of your things
No heart, no pulse, use your brains, when you fucking with me, _____
trab next time
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
timetokill
Banned
I figured after the awful dubstep in the FFXV trailer it was time for a dub remix of "So You Think You Can Ride This Chocobo?"
LOL
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Transhuman
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This Nintendo Treehouse thread isn't so ba- OH SHIT!
trab pu kcip
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got myself a Brötchen.
Chuckie
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What kind? The ones people usually eat a bratwurst on in Germany? (I know you don't, but I mean that kind of bread)
trab pu kcip
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Chuckie
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I don't really know the english term.
but I guess yes.
That looks like ciabatta, which is great!
I meant these:
You Know Nothing
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trab pu kcip
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That looks like ciabatta, which is great!
I meant these:
we have those too but mine looks more like ciabatta I guess. doesn't matter to Germans. It's all Brötchen to us.
trab pu kcip
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Just a plain Brötchen? Let me put some Mett on it.
I'm trying to imagine how BotW will look and play like when it's done. It's obviously a specially prepared build at E3 plus it's running pretty unomptimized on an almost 4 years old console. The pop ups and ground textures are kinda annoying but I guess the NX will squeeze out way more visual wise. I also hope that the voice acting will be far more implemented than what we have heared. Having it only for the main quest would be a huge bummer considering that it's a) 2016/17, b) Nintendo can afford it and finally c) a great element for story telling.
I'm trying to imagine how BotW will look and play like when it's done. It's obviously a specially prepared build at E3 plus it's running pretty unomptimized on an almost 4 years old console. The pop ups and ground textures are kinda annoying but I guess the NX will squeeze out way more visual wise. I also hope that the voice acting will be far more implemented than what we have heared. Having it only for the main quest would be a huge bummer considering that it's a) 2016/17, b) Nintendo can afford it and finally c) a great element for story telling.
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Transhuman
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
#triggered
Sounds lecker enough. But I would prefer putting some cheese on it.
You Know Nothing
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The depressing folk music is jinxing you.
Listen to some CRJ.
So I stole your bike
And I rode all night
But I'm so damn scared
You don't even care
what is it?
It was in the road and a bit hard to make the ID... but I think it's a cat 😭
Legit traumatized
Chuckie
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We call it 'broodje'
I hate it that we cannot get that Brotchen I showed you in the Netherlands. It is always either too hard or too soft, not that in between quality the Bratwurst Brotchen has.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
One of my worst memories from middle school was walking out of the playgrounds on the last day of class and finding a BLOATED dead cat in a nearby field. The school was surrounded by farming land and this was during the early days of summer, so that thing was ripe.
Kids being kids, I grabbed a big stick and flipped it to see what was behind, only to discover a festering sea of maggots and witness a vile discharge of translucent brown liquid from the animal's decomposition, which nearly made me pass out from the stench. It is very hard to put with words. I legitimately thought I was going to faint and drop my ass cold on top of that thing.
I dry heave whenever I think about it.
Kids being kids, I grabbed a big stick and flipped it to see what was behind, only to discover a festering sea of maggots and witness a vile discharge of translucent brown liquid from the animal's decomposition, which nearly made me pass out from the stench. It is very hard to put with words. I legitimately thought I was going to faint and drop my ass cold on top of that thing.
I dry heave whenever I think about it.
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Transhuman
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She's in heaven now Funky.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
She's in heaven now Funky.
It looked like that, only nearly spheric from the decomposition gases and fluids. It was like some kind of putrefact balloon made of leathery skin (even the hair was falling out at places) and festering flesh.
oh lord
You Know Nothing
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Someone tell me what book I should read next.
I need someone to decide for me:
I need someone to decide for me:
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Reading rn
It's pretty good.
On which episode of The Knick are you at anyway?
It's pretty good.
On which episode of The Knick are you at anyway?
THE GIRL WITH ALL THE GIFTS
and TH shame on you I didnt need that
CRJ is so cute
and TH shame on you I didnt need that
The depressing folk music is jinxing you.
Listen to some CRJ.
So I stole your bike
And I rode all night
But I'm so damn scared
You don't even care
CRJ is so cute
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I am the most tiredboy
I got like...maybe 2 hours sleep?
Help
I got like...maybe 2 hours sleep?
Help
You Know Nothing
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Reading rn
It's pretty good.
On which episode of The Knick are you at anyway?
Good shit, good shit. That's some good shit right there, right there.
And I have eps 9 and 10 left. I'm screaming about Gallinger boning his sister-in-law and about Lucy's abusive shitheel dad getting EXPOSED as a dirty old man.
Oh god, I can tell this is going to make me emotional just from the description.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I want Keri Russell to give me that look.
Same
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