Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
I feel bad for saying this, but he does give out some daddy vibes.
Somebody do a mercy and end me now.
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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
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I feel bad for saying this, but he does give out some daddy vibes.
Somebody do a mercy and end me now.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
I once husked a coconut with my teeth.
It hurt. It hurt a lot.
It hurt. It hurt a lot.
You Know Nothing
Member
No lies.
I'd let him [redacted] me on the kitchen counter while the kids are at school.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Nah I have a couple necrotic teeth from an accident a few years ago where the nerve was severed. I just have been putting off having them pulled and replaced with implants.That sucks
Let me know if I can help
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
This sounds absolutely horrifying (and dangerous).
Don't mess up with your teef, people. Infections can turn BAD very easily.
You Know Nothing
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Can't think of anything for that remaining blank that would make any kind of grammatical sense.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
While the kids masturbate from outside the door.while the kids something from outside the something
I'll admit I didn't think it through very well, though
I can't take credit for this as much as I want to
It works.
Chuckie
Member
So the end result is:
I'd let Keri Russel bite my dick while the kids masturbate from outside the door until I bleed and she pisses on the wounds.
That might be the nastiest sentence I have ever typed :/
You Know Nothing
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Kojima's new game should be titled Nude Norman Reedus Simulator.
[edit]: Seriously the whole trailer reeked of faux arthouse, self-indulgent bullshit and if I had rolled my eyes any harder they would have popped from their sockets.
[edit]: Seriously the whole trailer reeked of faux arthouse, self-indulgent bullshit and if I had rolled my eyes any harder they would have popped from their sockets.
trab pu kcip
Member
bite, dick, watch, run, me, the cockbiting-victim, collapse, farts
You Know Nothing
Member
Did you just fart?
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
If you don't think it's going to be anime as fuck I don't know what to tell you
Other than it's fucking Kojima it's going to be anime as fuuuuuuck
Nerdkiller
Membeur
Tell that to my mother. She claims hers don't smell, but I know better.
Chuckie
Member
They do, but they always smell of cinnamon and/or strawberry.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
can you adopt my girlfriend
Chuckie
Member
Is she hot? Then yes...I can 'adopt' her.
Surreal art is a thing. Who knew!?
After Sandy Hook we didn't propose taking away big guns.. All the president did was try to get traction on the idea that we should have background checks required if you want to buy a gun
And everyone said fuck you and it went nowhere
Half of the argument after Sandy Hook was that we should have more guns in schools and armed teachers
So it's actually worse
Nope. But she did indeed pee herself this morning. Now she claims it was spilled ice tea. Don't believe her lies!
You Know Nothing
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Sure is. Kojima's just not very good at it. He's not very good at a lot of things.
(I'm tapping into my inner Jobbs. I'm sorry.)
how about cyberpunk adventure games?
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
He's good at being anime as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
The guy who forgot about making a new Snatcher game, as God intended, before getting high on his own farts.
The little shit.
The little shit.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
That makes me sad
while a room full of little kids bodies were still warm a significant portion of the conservative base believed it was an inside job by obama to take away guns
the political air is so toxic here and so many of our people have such twisted views I can tell you that nothing will happen on guns for at least another generation
You Know Nothing
Member
I've never played Snatcher, so I have no idea.
He also gave us the vagina bomb. Such a visionary.
ThoseDeafMutes
Member
I had dinner with my cousin the other day and he just casually drops a "so do you think Snowden will release the truth about 9/11?" and then he casually transitioned into a thing about how Snowden has revealed that there is an underground civilization of advanced humans that the government has been hiding from us. When I said I hadn't heard that news he started giving me a look like "what are you an idiot? Don't you know?"
You Know Nothing
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ThoseDeafMutes
Member
He was just visiting Tasmania, he's from Queensland and he is also somehow a successful businessman and millionaire.
I don't know anyone who believes in secret humans or lizard people or 911 being an inside job, but there are people in my actual family who believe obama was involved with planning the sandy hook massacre. People in my actual family believe the most comically horrendous things about Obama, and Obama is someone who has never really uttered an incendiary or controversial word in his entire public life. He's only been a picture of calm.
I kinda hate my country sometimes
Plot twist: he's actually one of those advanced humans and is trying to gauge your reaction to the news
You Know Nothing
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I don't know anyone in my family who believes Sandy Hook was an inside job. But I do have a fair share of gun nuts.
#Merica
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Is he into being financially dominated? Holla.
#Merica
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Is he into being financially dominated? Holla.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Explains the powerful effects of the drugs he's on.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Dreadnought looked way cool back in the day.
https://www.unseen64.net/2008/07/09/dreadnaughts-psxsaturn-cancelled/#comments
I'm showing my age here, I'm afraid.
I meant more in themes rather than aesthetics
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