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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Jobbs

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haha yes all sex. I meant it as in "man, sex should be forboden dudeboy Sir!"
I'm really not all here today. mentally speaking. must be all the tindering making my head weak.

I knew what you meant. I was just being ornery.

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SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
RE: mouth sounds

Sartre said "hell is other people". I tend to agree
Yes, but can you make a loud pop by flicking your finger off the inside corner of your mouth?

Because I can
 

I'm swiping through Tinder and all I see are diseases now.
what is wrong with me
no...
what is wrong with the world?!

maybe the hardcore christian concept of staying together with the first person you slept with forever and ever and ever an ever wasn't so bad after all. pretty effective way of controlling STDs really.

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fuck wrong one

how do I edit a post guys help

oh no it's the right one!!
 
because it's not actually a gross mouth sound. your mouth isn't moving, it's the brush that is. totally acceptable. and it cleans the gross mouth rather than tainting it further. plus points!



haha yes all sex. I meant it as in "man, sex should be forboden, dudeboy Sir!"
I'm really not all here today. mentally speaking. must be all the tindering making my head weak.

It's okay, we'll all have Virtual Reality Sex in five years on our Xboxes.

All over our Xboxes.
 

Jobbs

Banned
I'm swiping through Tinder and all I see are diseases now.
what is wrong with me
no...
what is wrong with the world?!

maybe the hardcore christian concept of staying together with the first person you slept with forever and ever and ever an ever wasn't so bad after all. pretty effective way of controlling STDs really.

I'd tell you about some of my concerns with respect to germs and STDs but I don't want to subject you to my madness

I think I already have a bit tho :( sorry trabby

What can I say? I'm a loner Dottie, a rebel

3rd best GUK song
 
I'd tell you about some of my concerns with respect to germs and STDs but I don't want to subject you to my madness

I think I already have a bit tho :( sorry trabby

no don't worry I've always been paranoid like that really. it gets worse depending on my current mood. was definitely worst when I was a child tho. I chilled down a little bit.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
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Phendrana Drifts in real life
 

Jobbs

Banned
no don't worry I've always been paranoid like that really. it gets worse depending on my current mood. was definitely worst when I was a child tho. I chilled down a little bit.

there's a point when it's not healthy. I get a thought stuck in my head sometimes (with respect to germs) and I can't get it out and it makes me anxious. it's not rational.

I'm not as bad as howie mandel or wahtever, but I do spend much more time thinking about it than I suspect the average person does.

Phendrana Drifts in real life

*after being photoshopped to shit
 
Is Germany just incredibly disease ridden or something?

lol. the world is. don't think you're save from vagina germs my dear innocent child.
STDs rise with the level of sexual promiscuity in a society. thanks to Tinder and other hook-up apps we can soon prepare for the second circle of hell. plus not all of them show symptoms. like with a lot of germs/diseases a lot of people are passing them on without knowing it.

::dramatic trab::
 

Jobbs

Banned
Have you seen their porn?

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LOL

this has quickly become one of my favorites

lol. the world is. don't think you're save from vagina germs my dear innocent child.
STDs rise with the level of sexual promiscuity in a society. thanks to Tinder and other hook-up apps we can soon prepare for the second circle of hell. plus not all of them show symptoms. like with a lot of germs/diseases a lot of people are passing them on without knowing it.

::dramatic trab::

our only hope

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jb1234

Member
there's a point when it's not healthy. I get a thought stuck in my head sometimes (with respect to germs) and I can't get it out and it makes me anxious. it's not rational.

I'm not as bad as howie mandel or wahtever, but I do spend much more time thinking about it than I suspect the average person does.

I'd only be really concerned if you're wearing like three condoms.
 

Granadier

Is currently on Stage 1: Denial regarding the service game future
Do people not use condoms when sleeping with random people?

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I mean there's still a possibility, but it's not like you're going to shrivel up an die just by having sex with someone. If it's a huge concern just ask.
 
there's a point when it's not healthy. I get a thought stuck in my head sometimes (with respect to germs) and I can't get it out and it makes me anxious. it's not rational.

I'm not as bad as howie mandel or wahtever, but I do spend much more time thinking about it than I suspect the average person does.
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I know exactly how that feels. I used to be like this as a kid. like I couldn't just let that thought go even if it was completely made up neurotic shit. I could bring up so many crazy examples about how I drove my parents crazy but I won't lol. it sometimes happens now too but usually not as bad/only when I'm in a bad place already
 

Jobbs

Banned
I know exactly how that feels. I used to be like this as a kid. like I couldn't just let that thought go even if it was completely made up neurotic shit. I could bring up so many crazy examples about how I drove my parents crazy but I won't lol. it sometimes happens now too but usually not as bad/only when I'm in a bad place already

lil trab yelling at everyone about handwashing would be the cutest ever

I have very inconsistent rituals when it comes to germs

why would htey be inconsistent?

Anyone here backed Mighty No. 9?
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I did.

Also that gif is disgust followed by intrigue. MN09 is just disgust
 
Do people not use condoms when sleeping with random people?

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I mean there's still a possibility, but it's not like you're going to shrivel up an die just by having sex with someone. If it's a huge concern just ask.

not all of them. plus after you've gotten closer with someone and decide to leave the condom you can still pass shit on.
 

zeemumu

Member
Anyone here backed Mighty No. 9?
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Nah. I never got around to completely setting up my PayPal account so I haven't been able to back anything. When was that game originally supposed to launch again?

not all of them. plus after you've gotten closer with someone and decide to leave the condom you can still pass shit on.

At least Germany isn't playing Russian Roulette with HIV. That was Russia, right? No wait, that was Spain.
 
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