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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
CrudeDiatribe
Member
Well then hit me up with a shortlist. Whose relationship statuses have changed? What did we learn?
A bunch of people earned sex-cake JPGs.
I get SEXY. Who knew that was even a possibility?
I would have put money on the Oscar Meyer test identifying you as a weiner.
Professor Beef
Banned
Wouldn't be too bad, since then everyone would be in love with me.
What do you mean by "would be"?
Hey that's me too. We're cool
Misha �� Beef?
Funnily enough I did architecture at uni like the INTJ archetype is named, I'm a shit architect.
I find it interesting that the other 2 types I get (INFJ and ENTJ) seem almost diametrically opposed in their personality description.
Funnily enough I did architecture at uni like the INTJ archetype is named, I'm a shit architect.
I find it interesting that the other 2 types I get (INFJ and ENTJ) seem almost diametrically opposed in their personality description.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
CrudeDiatribe
Member
I never got a sex cake jpg
Did you share exciting "I just had sex" news? The two are correlated.
Professor Beef
Banned
It's in the lyrics!
I'm vegan
Nerdkiller
Membeur
I don't think it can be understated just how much I love the Beefsquatch episode of Bob's Burgers.
"Dagnabbit, pee popper, nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka, momma kaga, poopa daddy!"
Does anyone else think Gene reminds us of ourselves? Because he does for me.
"Dagnabbit, pee popper, nuts to poppa, stinka boob taka, momma kaga, poopa daddy!"
Does anyone else think Gene reminds us of ourselves? Because he does for me.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
INFP right here yo
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
Damn. I'll be sure to do so in the future.
I asked you recently if you had leveled up into veganhood and you said no!
That's the fucking joke Mish, god damn it.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Wait what did I do?
I wish I was special
You're going to hurt yourself.
No u
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
If you think you can do better than a couple of dudes on meth, you're welcome to try. I've got a pretty hard head though, you're more likely to bust your hands up.
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That is a weird comparison...
Guys have a big weak spot but it's the other kind of head 🍆
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
liliththepale
Banned
Today's saga continues thanks to my dumbass brother.
It's pretty bad. There's clothes and sheets and just general stuff everywhere and I hate myself.
Lucian Cat
Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
liliththepale
Banned
Sorry. I'm being coy.
We just got back from my trip and went to my cousin's Highschool graduation party. It's a big whole event with lots and lots of people because they're pretty popular, on a large estate with like dirt bikes and guns and whatnot. My uncle is a big time agent for action sports, so he's real into being outdoors and drunk.
Meanwhile my ass just wants to rest and catch up on Game of Thrones, not talk to people about my trip over and over again, nor deal with people gossiping about my brown hair. So I hunker away and catch up on last week GoT. Then I grab one of my dozen cousins and my boyfriend so we can watch the new one from today as soon as it airs.
Then like fifty minutes into the show my aunts come grab us to let us know that my dumbass brother has shot my cousin in the back. It's a pellet gun, he's up and walking about, going to be totally fine, but he has to go to the hospital and we have to explain to the cops that it was an accident. Ugh.
Note to self, women seem to want to fight me, must find way to harness and channel this energy into something more quenching.
Hahahaha. Are they your ride or something? Don't see why you need to go to the hospital for that.
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Lewd.
It's pretty much all this thread is about now.
I'm sharing similar emotions right now. My apartment is a mess, but also has jack shit inside it since all of the furniture is gone. I got back from dropping my cat off at my dad's for him to take care of and just sat on the floor drinking gin and tonics and watching videos on my laptop. Mess.
Are you moving Colombia -> Pittsburgh, or are you already in the States?
liliththepale
Banned
My dad is my ride. I'm waiting at the estate. I think he's hanging around until the police arrive. I could be wrong.
My cousin has to go to the hospital because the pellet round is an expanding bullet, so they can't easily dig it out. He'll be fine though.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Ah right, I read pellet gun and assumed BBs were involved. Good to hear no serious damage was done - I assume the party carried on?
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WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
That vibrator has me like
That vibrator has me like
Now you can just facetime your gynecologist.
I feel like it wouldn't be too bad if my mum didn't constantly buy us shit that we didn't need every time she visited. I feel like half my wardrobe is the one my mum bought me and the other half is the one I chose. I've started automatically giving away anything my mum gives me but it's exhausting and frustrating. I'm standing here staring at all my clothes asking how this ever happened.
Yeah, I qualified for free housing so I'm staying on campus.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
...... yes.
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