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[Funky Papa]

Get ready for a lot of internal screaming.

Then again, that's like every episode.

 

[Jobbs]

Get ready for a lot of internal screaming.

Then again, that's like every episode.

Speaking of screaming internally I've just about had it with Game of Gjhdgjkdshgskjhgskj

Highlight of the episode was Gilly

And holy shit am I pale... I'm almost the actual white paint swatch

 

[You Know Nothing]

Get ready for a lot of internal screaming.

Then again, that's like every episode.

True.

I feel awful about the Cornelia/Algernon situation tho. Ugh. It may break me.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

*checks time*

...morning everyone

EDIT: Oh, GAFia needs one more vict...volunteer for a game. Now that you've met some of the people you'd be playing with, anyone in?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Speaking of screaming internally I've just about had it with Game of Gjhdgjkdshgskjhgskj

Highlight of the episode was Gilly

And holy shit am I pale... I'm almost the actual white paint swatch

I'm even paler than that

 

[Transhuman]

And holy shit am I pale... I'm almost the actual white paint swatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j05BHuCvzDU

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

We doing paleness wars now? Because I am hella pale

 

[Seaklng]

We doing paleness wars now? Because I am hella pale

same.

 

[Funky Papa]

Pale enough to blind people at the beach, tbh.

I blister and turn to ashes after five minutes in the sun. Meanwhile, my girlfriend is a photosynthetic organism.

 

[Chuckie]

I'm not that pale.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I sparkle tbh.

Seriously.

 

[Funky Papa]

I sparkle tbh.

Seriously.

Last summer I got some pictures taken at the beach. In which I remained for a grand total of 30 minutes or so before running away in disgust at the sea sand.

There's a literal halo around my nekkid body.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Pale enough to blind people at the beach, tbh.

I blister and turn to ashes after five minutes in the sun. Meanwhile, my girlfriend is a photosynthetic organism.

let's have a contest

 

[Lucian Cat]

Get ready for a lot of internal screaming.

Then again, that's like every episode.

I'm watching the most recent episode. This season has already been a ride ;__;

 

[Risgroo]

Caliban was made infinitely more likeable just one week ago, tbh.

Such is Eva Green's power.

Oh yeah, definitely. It might actually be time to forgive him if/when he

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fully becomes his old self again.

It's on my list after I finish The Knick. I swear.

I don't believe you

And holy shit am I pale... I'm almost the actual white paint swatch

2easy

 

[Jobbs]

let's have a contest

LOL you took my idea

The lighting in here sucks right now to really show off my glory, plus if I shaved it'd be even better

 

[Funky Papa]

let's have a contest

The pinki-sh tone is due to some minor burns. Which I got after a train ride.

 

[trab pu kcip]

LOL you took my idea

The lighting in here sucks right now to really show off my glory, plus if I shaved it'd be even better

you need better lighting to really show it off.

 

[Jobbs]

you need better lighting to really show it off.

just trust me I have the game dev complexion. I look like I need a blood transfusion

The pinki-sh tone is due to some minor burns. Which I got after a train ride.

dude cmon that's just average pale

I think trab and me are in another category of paleness

 

[Deleted member 10571]

I'd lose that contest at the moment so no pic needed ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[You Know Nothing]

Last summer I got some pictures taken at the beach. In which I remained for a grand total of 30 minutes or so before running away in disgust at the sea sand.

There's a literal halo around my nekkid body.

I seriously can't stay in the sun for more than 30 minutes without the fear of getting burned.

let's have a contest

Pffft, I'm paler.

I don't believe you

Breh, I never lie.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Fuck, all the photos from my holiday last year aren't in Dropbox anymore

 

[Lucian Cat]

I posted a pic a few pages back. I rival trab.

 

[Jobbs]

Stop trying to take this from me

I'm the pale king

 

[Lucian Cat]

Do I need to repost it? Coz I will!

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Stop trying to take this from me

I'm the pale king

I'm so pale I'm actually transluscent in places

This isn't even a joke

My shoulder goes purple at times

 

[Funky Papa]

I think trab and me are in another category of paleness

Trab has the benefit of having an alasbater-like complexion, which is the pretty kind of paleness. Which is only (and highly) attractive on girls. Which means we are SOL.

*hugs pale bros*

Do I need to repost it? Coz I will!

Sure

 

[Deleted member 10571]

I'm so pale I'm actually transluscent in places

This isn't even a joke

My shoulder goes purple at times

rob if you want to take the crown you gotta post a pic.

 

[Bko]

I used to be pale as fuck but my arms, legs and face are now darker. The rest of the body is still rather white

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until you get to my dick which is rather dark again for no reason

 

[You Know Nothing]

When you want to tell a bitch off but you know if you start you won't stop...

 

[Lucian Cat]

Trab has the benefit of having an alasbater-like complexion, which is the pretty kind of paleness. Which is only (and highly) attractive on girls. Which means we are SOL.

*hugs pale bros*


Sure

There you go

 

[Funky Papa]

At least the gods favoured me with a gaunt shade of skin that happens to be more or less even across my body.

There you go

Another fellow ghoul, I see.

When you want to tell a bitch off but you know if you start you won't stop...

Don't tell me about that.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I used to be pale as fuck but my arms, legs and face are now darker. The rest of the body is still rather white

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until you get to my dick which is rather dark again for no reason

Omg me. But there's a distinct light spot on my dick. And i don't understand.

 

[Chuckie]

let's have a contest

Hawt. You win.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

rob if you want to take the crown you gotta post a pic.

Ok hang on I just took one it's uploading

 

[Jobbs]

There you go

I'm paler

Trab has the benefit of having an alasbater-like complexion, which is the pretty kind of paleness. Which is only (and highly) attractive on girls. Which means we are SOL.

That is true but I think I have the same thing you just can't tell because of the scruff

If I shaved right now and riased the lighting I'd look vampiric

 

[Lucian Cat]

Another fellow ghoul, I see.

That was after I'd been in Queensland for like 4 days as well. I don't colour. Ever.

I'm paler

Prove it. Your skin looks darker than mine in that pic. Or a different kind of white. I have pink undertones

 

[Bko]

Omg me. But there's a distinct light spot on my dick. And i don't understand.

I'm a certified expert in dicks. Send me pics to determine if it's dick cancer or not.

 

[Funky Papa]

That was after I'd been in Queensland for like 4 days as well. I don't colour. Ever.

Oh, I colour alright. Like cooked shrimp.

Omg me. But there's a distinct light spot on my dick. And i don't understand.

I'm more shocked by the fact that there are freckled

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glans.

 

[Jobbs]

I'm so pale I'm actually transluscent in places

This isn't even a joke

My shoulder goes purple at times

My girlfriend is pale as well and I fear that if we have a baby one day the baby would actually be this

and it'd be deeply disturbing

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Y'all bitches think you're pale?

Get the fuck outta here

 

[Lucian Cat]

Oh, I colour alright. Like cooked shrimp.



I'm more shocked by the fact that there are freckled

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glans.

Well yeah I get that too. Then after a couple days and peeling I'm back to dead white.

 

[Funky Papa]

My girlfriend is pale as well and I fear that if we have a baby one day the baby would actually be this

and it'd be deeply disturbing

Have you thought that maybe Hitler Nurse picked you because of your fair complexion?

Mmm...

 

[Jobbs]

Have you thought that maybe Hot Nurse picked you because of your fair complexion?

Mmm...

I don't have blonde hair or blue eyes though so I'm not hte ultimate aryan choice for her

I like to think she chose me because I'm funny and charming

Also can we stop calling her that please

 

[Deleted member 10571]

There. Pale but acceptable. To be fair we had tons of sun the last few weeks which is nice for a change.

Now I can't enjoy it anymore 'cause of the tattoo, I'm a master planner.

edit ffs thats way bigger than i thought

 

[Funky Papa]

I don't have blonde hair or blue eyes though so I'm not hte ultimate aryan choice for her

I like to think she chose me because I'm funny and charming

👍🏻

Also can we stop calling her that please

Apologies. I didn't know we had moved past it.

 

[Lucian Cat]

There. Pale but acceptable. To be fair we had tons of sun the last few weeks which is nice for a change.

Now I can't enjoy it anymore 'cause of the tattoo, I'm a master planner.

edit ffs thats way bigger than i thought

I've seen you in person. You are definitely not pale lol.

 

[Transhuman]

Pray for me Lisa.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Buf, you're hot af.

I'm a certified expert in dicks. Send me pics to determine if it's dick cancer or not.

:: doesn't send dick pics ::

I'm more shocked by the fact that there are freckled

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glans.

That's hot tbh.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

I've seen you in person. You are definitely not pale lol.

That doesn't count, I came just out of summer then >_>

edit YKN hush you