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[Jobbs]

Conversely, I don't understand how it makes other people uncomfortable. It mostly depends on what you were raised to feel is normal, I think. I wear short shorts pretty commonly in the summer, and I'm wearing even less at the beach/pool.

It's just an observation. Doesn't make me uncomfortable. Sometimes it can be a bit surprising to go to Starbucks and see people's entire ass cheeks, but I don't mind

These ads know me

 

[FUME5]

I'm getting an add for Hitachi Social Innovation...how did they know I'm having issues with my Fujitsu system?

 

[FloatOn]

June 23.

I'm gonna get you something

Spoiler

it isn't dick

Can't stop listening to Magic Sword - The Way Home.

Synths are life.

You are my music spirit animal. Part of the reason I had a crush on the last girl was due to her proficiency at synths

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Like hell I do

you're such a good noodle, james





IN OTHER NEWS ANOTHER LESBIAN DIED ON TELEVISION TONIGHT VIA STRAY BULLET I HATE EVERYTHING

 

[Vazra]

Im annoyed of people just talking with me when they want advice or vent but nothing else. I swear if I were paid by it I would have enough money to get shit I want and maybe even live on my own with how often this happens. Meh

I'm gonna get you something

Spoiler

it isn't dick

It's not necessary but thanks in advance. Any games in mind you are waiting to get on the sale?

 

[liliththepale]

Dude #2 texted, wants to have sex. I think the threesome pretty much confirmed for me that despite this dude's many fine qualities, I'm just not really all that into him. Now I get the pleasure of cutting him off and I'm worried that he'll come a tad unhinged (as he already has in the past).

(It's a shame though because it was kinda handy having immediate access to sex.)

If you want peace of mind more than you want sex then you're making the right call

It's just an observation. Doesn't make me uncomfortable. Sometimes it can be a bit surprising to go to Starbucks and see people's entire ass cheeks, but I don't mind

I'm not saying they make you uncomfortable to see it, but you implied that certain people ought to feel uncomfortable wearing it. And I don't buy that they would in a society where most women are conditioned to have interest in being thusly exposed.

These ads know me

Well they certainly know what you search for on Amazon! Except I've never searched for plus size dresses... so? Maybe that advertiser used really loose meta tags.

 

[Misha]

Back in the 80s guys had no problem with short shorts either

 

[Jobbs]

I was just pointing out the disparity. They clearly are comfortable with it, but as a man who was conditioned to wear pants I would feel awkward in that state of apparel in public places

And yea I was shopping for nail polish heheh. Was looking for something to coordinate outfits with, but just on one or two fingers

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

you're such a good noodle, james





IN OTHER NEWS ANOTHER LESBIAN DIED ON TELEVISION TONIGHT VIA STRAY BULLET I HATE EVERYTHING

So you got clyde drunk?

 

[Misha]

I was just pointing out the disparity. They clearly are comfortable with it, but as a man who was conditioned to wear pants I would feel awkward in that state of apparel in public places

And yea I was shopping for nail polish heheh. Was looking for something to coordinate outfits with, but just on one or two fingers

 

[Bko]

I was just pointing out the disparity. They clearly are comfortable with it, but as a man who was conditioned to wear pants I would feel awkward in that state of apparel in public places

And yea I was shopping for nail polish heheh. Was looking for something to coordinate outfits with, but just on one or two fingers

Matt ist ein Mädchen

 

[liliththepale]

Back in the 80s guys had no problem with short shorts either

This might just be my trendy beach city, but men's short shorts have been back in style for a few years now.

And yea I was shopping for nail polish heheh. Was looking for something to coordinate outfits with, but just on one or two fingers

What'd you end up with?

 

[Misha]

This might just be my trendy beach city, but men's short shorts have been back in style for a few years now.

Ive only seen it with guys doing it ironically while jogging on college campuses

expect it to take 5 mere years for it to get here full time

 

[FUME5]

How's the average gaffer going to fit in those without their junk flopping all over the joint?

 

[Jobbs]

Matt ist ein Mädchen

so?

these are long pants compared to what I saw today

What'd you end up with?

Oh, didn't actually buy yet. Was looking at things that would specifically match some of the shoes I own (I have some brightly colored shoes, especially pink and red) because I already own other clothes that match those shoes.

I don't go all in on color at any one time but look at colors as accents. I typically match one piece of clothing with a bright accessory/shoes to keep the composition balanced. I don't go "too loud"

 

[Lucian Cat]

I'm guessing you've mainlined all the coffee you can handle?



Hahah, I'm just playing. Most of us dudes like getting checked out....well, so long as you have all your teeth etc...

EDIT

Summer seal?



At work PC float, Steam name (and all other platform IDs) is in my profile.

I saw him yesterday and we got along well. Saw him this morning and he gave me a big grin. Lol I'm in.

Spoiler

probably not lol

 

[Misha]

these are long pants compared to what I saw today

I think that if guys get any shorter with shorts then you'd actually run into the issue that FUME5 joked about. Still its way closer to that than what guys normally wea

 

[Jobbs]

I think that if guys get any shorter with shorts then you'd actually run into the issue that FUME5 joked about. Still its way closer to that than what guys normally wea

Ace bandage that shit down so you can wear some trendy beach town shorts

 

[FUME5]

I think that if guys get any shorter with shorts then you'd actually run into the issue that FUME5 joked about. Still its way closer to that than what guys normally wea

I was only half joking.

Ace bandage that shit down so you can wear some trendy beach town shorts

I refuse to bind the bro.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I've seen plenty of men with shorts but not short shorts. Must be a Newport thing.

 

[Seaklng]

Ace bandage that shit down so you can wear some trendy beach town shorts

that's what I do.

 

[Jobbs]

I refuse to bind the bro.

In a way, my balls are like thanksgiving tier family members. They're sometimes gross and I don't particularly want to see them, but I'm glad they exist

that's what I do.

your balls, homie?

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Yikes. I didn't know it was so bad, but great that she's recovering. Awesome lady though.
http://abc7.com/news/newport-beach-shark-bite-victim-52-recovering-from-extensive-surgery/1364668/

 

[Vazra]

If I go free balling I cant use them...

 

[liliththepale]

I've seen plenty of men with shorts but not short shorts. Must be a Newport thing.

I guess so. One of my coworkers comes into work almost every day wearing shorts like the red ones in Misha's picture. Though I'm pretty sure the person pictured there is actually a woman (same as the blue shorts lady).

 

[Seaklng]

your balls, homie?

yeah bro.
works wonders.

 

[Misha]

Ace bandage that shit down so you can wear some trendy beach town shorts

That works?

Internet says you have to rewrap every 15 minutes. Seems impractical


Oh apparently that's for pens enlargement. Wut

 

[Jobbs]

That works?

Internet says you have to rewrap every 15 minutes. Seems impractical


Oh apparently that's for pens enlargement. Wut

I have no idea. I wouldn't do that. I rarely even wear regular shorts. I mostly wear pants in public even in summer.

Brave of you to google penis bandaging though, sounds like another scary area

 

[FloatOn]

Penis bandaging?

I get randomly uncomfortable as it is with my straight leg jeans

 

[Misha]

I have no idea. I wouldn't do that. I rarely even wear regular shorts. I mostly wear pants in public even in summer.

Brave of you to google penis bandaging though, sounds like another scary area

Well if you ever actually need that, get a gaff instead. Actually made for that


Ehh most non specific thighs aren't bad if you just look for articles. You can just look at a bunch of yahoo answers things that are all text

 

[FUME5]

In a way, my balls are like thanksgiving tier family members. They're sometimes gross and I don't particularly want to see them, but I'm glad they exist



your balls, homie?

Your balls hang lower than your junk?

If I go free balling I cant use them...

Technically you can, it just depends on the indecency laws where you live.

Coming back from a worksite once (2 hour drive) I hadn't noticed that I'd got some battery acid (we use a car battery to run a submersible pump) on my work pants and it had eaten a sizeable hole in a very unfortunate spot. I did not realise this until I stepped off the escalator into a food court and felt a breeze down below.
I was freeballing.
There were lots of kids around whose eyeline was level with my crotch.
I was going to pick up a game from EB and couldn't be fucked coming back. Slipped it to the other side of the pant seam and carried on. Don't think anyone noticed.

 

[Touchdown]

I know y'all are smart people so vote DAYDREAM here:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205228592&postcount=3848

Thanks Peeps!!!

 

[SystemBug]

I own no pairs of shorts lol

 

[Jobbs]

I know y'all are smart people so vote DAYDREAM here:

No

 

[Vazra]

Technically you can, it just depends on the indecency laws where you live.

Coming back from a worksite once (2 hour drive) I hadn't noticed that I'd got some battery acid (we use a car battery to run a submersible pump) on my work pants and it had eaten a sizeable hole in a very unfortunate spot. I did not realise this until I stepped off the escalator into a food court and felt a breeze down below.
I was freeballing.
There were lots of kids around whose eyeline was level with my crotch.
I was going to pick up a game from EB and couldn't be fucked coming back. Slipped it to the other side of the pant seam and carried on. Don't think anyone noticed.

My face was perfect to cover it tbh

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

I have no idea. I wouldn't do that. I rarely even wear regular shorts. I mostly wear pants in public even in summer.

Brave of you to google penis bandaging though, sounds like another scary area

If you want a real horrorshow google priapism.

 

[Jobbs]

If you want a real horrorshow google priapism.

Isn't that just a hard cock? I've seen those a few times

 

[FUME5]

I know y'all are smart people so vote DAYDREAM here:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205228592&postcount=3848

Thanks Peeps!!!

Get that garbage out of here.

EDIT

Think I'll make my first complaint to a mod.

"Tidduuuuuuuuuums!"

 

[Touchdown]

No

 

[Vazra]

Isn't that just a hard cock? I've seen those a few times

I can show you mine if you need to see more hard cock. I got gifs!

 

[Pau]

Kark would look so good in short shorts it's just tragic.

I'm still sick but making an effort to make friends with people. Seems like a good group. Tomorrow we get assigned to actual projects.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Isn't that just a hard cock? I've seen those a few times

It's when an erection lasts longer than it should causing tissue damage

The treatment

Spoiler

involves draining through the use of needles

 

[FUME5]

.

Hmm, I wonder if I can find one with sticks of butter shopped over those mics.

 

[Jobbs]

I can show you mine if you need to see more hard cock. I got gifs!

I don't collect images of any genitals, it's just not really my cup of tea thanks for the offer though

Kark would look so good in short shorts it's just tragic.

I'm still sick but making an effort to make friends with people. Seems like a good group. Tomorrow we get assigned to actual projects.

Do you think girls generally like short shorts on guys?

It's when an erection lasts longer than it should causing tissue damage

The treatment

Spoiler

involves draining through the use of needles

Draining blood from the penis? Yikes

Is this something that only happens if you take boner pills?

 

[liliththepale]

Get that garbage out of here.

EDIT

Think I'll make my first complaint to a mod.

"Tidduuuuuuuuuums!"

same. Reported that shit.

 

[Touchdown]

Hmm, I wonder if I can find one with sticks of butter shopped over those mics.

Attacking a 46 year old woman's weight? Interesting. TBH she looks great lately

 

[Misha]

I know y'all are smart people so vote DAYDREAM here:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=205228592&postcount=3848

Thanks Peeps!!!

Went lorde and Lana.


Tbh I could have just not voted instead but...

 

[Misha]

Do you think girls generally like short shorts on guys?

Fwiw I think most of the guys in here could pull off short shorts


Darn double post

 

[Jobbs]

What's the exact opposite or Mariah Carey so I can vote for it

edit: oh you only choose between 3 terrible albums. nevermind!

Fwiw I think most of the guys in here could pull off short shorts

I could probably do it (I sometimes shave my legs and I'm thin) but I don't think I'd be comfortable

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Is this something that only happens if you take boner pills?

Sickle cell, many medications including antidepressants and blood thinners, recreational drugs including alcohol and just spontaneous if you;re unlucky.