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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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Jobbs

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Smartass. I hope your girlfriend washes out that mouth with soap.

I don't mind. I can take it.

incidentally she thought I was closer to her age when we first met. She mentioned going on a date with an "older guy" and I said "how old" and she said 35

I keep in shape and have a very young sounding voice (plus I often wear colorful accessories)
 
It's just my nightly moisturizer, I swear.
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jb1234

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I don't mind. I can take it.

incidentally she thought I was closer to her age when we first met. She mentioned going on a date with an "older guy" and I said "how old" and she said 35

I keep in shape and have a very young sounding voice (plus I often wear colorful accessories)

I'm routinely told that I can pass for my early 30s. I try not to think about it too much.
 

jb1234

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yep I don't give a shit. I'll care once everything starts falling apart, which it still hasn't. pray for me

Done, hahaha.

(I mean, it helps that the dude I was making out with on Sunday was repeatedly saying, "God, you're so fucking hot.")
 
I just imagined the sound of someone eating cereal (almost as bad as apples) and got a contact trigger from you

so thanks for that
At least you didn't have to actually listen to it!

And my dad is the worst at eating, he's so loud it's dis--OH FUCK PHONE

...*3 minutes of holding later*

OK appointment booked for 9:30 fuck
 

A Fish Aficionado

I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
At least you didn't have to actually listen to it!

And my dad is the worst at eating, he's so loud it's dis--OH FUCK PHONE

...*3 minutes of holding later*

OK appointment booked for 9:30 fuck
That's the easy step. Going there and being honest with the docs is the hard part.

Baby steps. Work on your breathing. You got this.
 

Chuckie

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I found the Ol Thirsty Bastards emoticon


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