"No no no no, not that ice cube tray!"
"My babieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees"
What show did that happen on?
Ohhh fresh meat
"No no no no, not that ice cube tray!"
"My babieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees"
What show did that happen on?
Ohhh fresh meat
Smartass. I hope your girlfriend washes out that mouth with soap.
It's just my nightly moisturizer, I swear.moist
It's just my nightly moisturizer, I swear.moist
I don't mind. I can take it.
incidentally she thought I was closer to her age when we first met. She mentioned going on a date with an "older guy" and I said "how old" and she said 35
I keep in shape and have a very young sounding voice (plus I often wear colorful accessories)
It's just my nightly moisturizer, I swear.moist
I believe you. It'd be a lot more if it was man-yoghurt
Baby Cubes
I'm routinely told that I can pass for my early 30s. I try not to think about it too much.
I believe you. It'd be a lot more if it was man-yoghurt
The rest is elsewhere ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
yep I don't give a shit. I'll care once everything starts falling apart, which it still hasn't. pray for me
actually.. yeah. I had already spread half of it on my face before deciding to grab my phone and snap the picture.
Done, hahaha.
(I mean, it helps that the dude I was making out with on Sunday was repeatedly saying, "God, you're so fucking hot.")
Oh god I feel like shit
Oh god I feel like shit
Oh god I feel like shit
that'll do it!
Nikki is very good at giving those sorts of compliments too which I appreciate
Nah still got 5 minutes before panicmode
I just feel gross and ill
Also having to listen to my dad eating cereal while I make coffee isn't helping
Well, she's right. You are hot.
Nah still got 5 minutes before panicmode
I just feel gross and ill
Also having to listen to my dad eating cereal while I make coffee isn't helping
Baby Cubes
At least you didn't have to actually listen to it!I just imagined the sound of someone eating cereal (almost as bad as apples) and got a contact trigger from you
so thanks for that
OK appointment booked for 9:30 fuck
OK appointment booked for 9:30 fuck
At least you didn't have to actually listen to it!
And my dad is the worst at eating, he's so loud it's dis--OH FUCK PHONE
...*3 minutes of holding later*
OK appointment booked for 9:30 fuck
Wisdom tooth is out. Fuck I'm numb.
But of course! I'm gonna get floaty :3Congratulations on effecting progress. You are a king in the making (and the pale king already!)
Have any opioids or anything?? <3
TFW you find a friend's little sister on a dating app D:
But of course! I'm gonna get floaty :3
OK appointment booked for 9:30 fuck
That's the easy step. Going there and being honest with the docs is the hard part.At least you didn't have to actually listen to it!
And my dad is the worst at eating, he's so loud it's dis--OH FUCK PHONE
...*3 minutes of holding later*
OK appointment booked for 9:30 fuck
I'm so jealous
BTW wtf is :3 ? is it smiling, but as a cat for some reason? I've been wondering about that
Idk lol. I think it's cute sometimesI'm so jealous
BTW wtf is :3 ? is it smiling, but as a cat for some reason? I've been wondering about that
Idk lol. I think it's cute sometimes
Idk lol. I think it's cute sometimes
But of course! I'm gonna get floaty :3
Thought it was eyes with a chef's hat on top