What's up?I know I'm an asshole but can people at least pretend to fucking care jesus christ
I know I'm an asshole but can people at least pretend to fucking care jesus christ
I know I'm an asshole but can people at least pretend to fucking care jesus christ
Chain gyms are a racket.
Take three guesses who brought up green day and my chemical romance (anyone can answer)
I know I'm an asshole but can people at least pretend to fucking care jesus christ
Well the point got across. It's hard to type German on an English keyboard with autocorrect.
Chain gyms are a racket.
Story time:
me: "Cool, I'll sign up for this membership. I'm moving in a month though, and you said there are Fitness Evolution gyms in Boston right"
gym dude: "Yeah, totally. And you can transfer your membership out there, or cancel at anytime."
me: "Neat, sign me up"
Google Fitness Evolution Boston today to find a gym. No results.
me calling: "Hey, so I'd like to cancel my membership. I was told there were gyms out here but they don't exist."
gym lady: "Oh ok. Well all you need to do is stop into the gym and we can cancel your membership."
me: "I'm in Boston."
gym lady: "Oh. Well you have to mail us a cancelation notice with all this information. Then we can process it."
me: "Why can't I just do that on the phone right now?"
gym lady: "That's just how the process works."
Turn on the German keyboard. The Mac version will do language detection and change its autocorrect but they haven't put that on iOS yet.
Total bullshit.
How long are you there for? Got room in your place for a squat rack and bench? And somewhere to deadlift of course.
Wrong. One always needs drugs.Made it through the night without choking on blood. Yay me!
It's only slightly achy too so I don't need drugs atm.
She's way too skinny. IMO.Taylor Swift is single! Now is my chance!
Made it through the night without choking on blood. Yay me!
It's only slightly achy too so I don't need drugs atm.
Haha yeah who am I kidding.Wrong. One always needs drugs.
Taylor Swift is single! Now is my chance!
Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss now please.
She's way too skinny. IMO.
My girlfriend's birthday is coming up soon and I sorta dread the gift aspect because it feels like a lot of pressure to find the right thing.
I have great ideas, but they're all for joke gifts. I think I need something not intended as a joke as well.. I'm wise enough to know that much
My girlfriend's birthday is coming up soon and I sorta dread the gift aspect because it feels like a lot of pressure to find the right thing.
I have great ideas, but they're all for joke gifts. I think I need something not intended as a joke as well.. I'm wise enough to know that much
This is what all that makeup practice has been building towards.
Don't do what Joey did on Friends and give her a coupon for an hour of Matt love.
My girlfriend's birthday is coming up soon and I sorta dread the gift aspect because it feels like a lot of pressure to find the right thing.
I have great ideas, but they're all for joke gifts. I think I need something not intended as a joke as well.. I'm wise enough to know that much
I'm thinking I'll do a drawing of her since I still remember when I first met her one of the first things she did when she saw my drawing stuff was ask me to draw her, and I kinda wiggled out of it because I didn't want to
I prefer bothI never want a big gift on my birthday. I much prefer being taken out to a really nice dinner and show or something similar.
I was typing on my phone so it wouldn't have helped :/
All my Facebooking is done through my phone.
haha I've already done her makeup and I'm good at it, no lie or bs
I'm thinking I'll do a drawing of her since I still remember when I first met her one of the first things she did when she saw my drawing stuff was ask me to draw her, and I kinda wiggled out of it because I didn't want to
You make it sound like she's gonna pull a Pegasus and trap my soul in aBeef, there doesn't seem to be any happy ending to that story. She'll turn you into an album, just like all the others...
I never want a big gift on my birthday. I much prefer being taken out to a really nice dinner and show or something similar.
But Nikki may be super different. Does she indulge in makeup or lingerie? That sometimes makes a really nice gift when they buy you the kind of thing you already want but wouldn't generally splurge on.
I prefer both
Hint hint Jobbs, do both and give her a gift at dinner. The drawing is a sweet idea. Maybe even give her a real gift at dinner and a joke gift afterwards, as an extra surprise.
Everyone loves a flattering portrait of themselves.
and now for a message of hope:
everything is garbage
never love anything
and now for a message of hope:
everything is garbage
never love anything
Finally finished Doom on nightmare last night.
Glad I draw left handed cause I'm pretty sure there was some rsi happening on my mouse hand from that last area. Fuck.
If it makes you feel any better I feel the same way right nowand now for a message of hope:
everything is garbage
never love anything
but i will you
don't
the only people who do always seem to shit on me and tell me to suck it the fuck up every chance they get and I've had enough of that bullshit for one lifetime thanks
Finally finished Doom on nightmare last night.
Glad I draw left handed cause I'm pretty sure there was some rsi happening on my mouse hand from that last area. Fuck.
Edit : <catches up on thread> Jobbs, go with t he drawing. Gifts with emotional context are always leagues ahead of "things"
and now for a message of hope:
everything is garbage
never love anything
Finished DS3 last night, Doom is on my list for the weekend.
I'm still getting severely spanked in Level 4 on Ultra-Violence.
Gaming side pisses me off sometimes with its frequently petulant and childish user base
Your 'friend' still trying to convince you of his charms?
I know I'm an asshole but can people at least pretend to fucking care jesus christ