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FakeGAF 7: The Dark Thirst Rises

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jb1234

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Yesssssss things really pick up from here on out. I found burning through any and all ammo while swerving my view like a motherfucker helps. Chainsaw usually fixes the ammo problem midway through.

I just plowed through Level 4. It was rough. Hell Demons were kicking my ass. Got the Super Shotgun though! But man, I need a break before
climbing the tower to kill Olivia.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
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I just plowed through Level 4. It was rough. Hell Demons were kicking my ass. Got the Super Shotgun though! But man, I need a break before
climbing the tower to kill Olivia.

Argent Tower
is so fucking good. One of the best Mars levels in the game.
Quick tip : Focus all weapon points on the Super Shotgun. The mastery upgrade basically turns it into a guaranteed Death Gun.

Man....I think I might attempt and Ultra Nightmare run in a second.
 

A Fish Aficionado

I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
I just plowed through Level 4. It was rough. Hell Demons were kicking my ass. Got the Super Shotgun though! But man, I need a break before
climbing the tower to kill Olivia.

You got Doom?

I haven't even played because finals.
 

Jobbs

Banned
any nurse thing is my kink but one of the key aspects of my infatuation is competence so the "slutty nurse" costume isn't as much my thing simply because it doesn't seem realistic
 

Misha

Banned
Family talking about Hillary going to jail. Y.
It's fine. It's not like I'm upset or anything

*sobs quietly*

Obviously id rather play with randoms than you


I did have one fun match when first round everyone decided to play lucio and the second time everyone chose Winston. Vs Ai tho so not super impressive
 

zeemumu

Member
Obviously id rather play with randoms than you


I did have one fun match when first round everyone decided to play lucio and the second time everyone chose Winston. Vs Ai tho so not super impressive

Fine! I'll make my own Overwatch! With Blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the Overwatch and the Blackjack!



The weekly brawl was Genji and Hanzo only. It makes you realize how much better Genji is than Hanzo against Genji/Hanzo.

But before that I had a match where the entire enemy team was Junkrat.
 

jb1234

Member
Argent Tower
is so fucking good. One of the best Mars levels in the game.
Quick tip : Focus all weapon points on the Super Shotgun. The mastery upgrade basically turns it into a guaranteed Death Gun.

Man....I think I might attempt and Ultra Nightmare run in a second.

You're fucking insane, dude.

(I keep blowing myself up with the rocket launcher...)

You got Doom?

I haven't even played because finals.

I GOT DOOM.
 

Misha

Banned
Fine! I'll make my own Overwatch! With Blackjack! And hookers! In fact, forget the Overwatch and the Blackjack!



The weekly brawl was Genji and Hanzo only. It makes you realize how much better Genji is than Hanzo against Genji/Hanzo.

But before that I had a match where the entire enemy team was Junkrat.

Well genji is the antisniper so he should be but the team I was playing against was bad so I was able to use hanzo well too
 
I like the idea in pokemon of some worthless as fuck evolving into some horrifying water dragon

I like that idea a lot

I also like the idea of cactus based pokemon with a sombrero

Both of them are tied tbh

Never have played a pokemon game ever.
 
You're fucking insane, dude.

(I keep blowing myself up with the rocket launcher...)



I GOT DOOM.

I nailed The UAC on first try no problems.

Resource Ops fucked me by trying to get to the Classic lever and falling to my death and the second time dying at the Gore Nest part.

Oh God it's so much fun.

Edit : yeah man, in the later levels splash damage can really mess you up EVEN WITH THE DAMAGE REDUCTION.
Especially when the game throws everything it has at you
"I DUNNO HAVE 4 BARON OF HELLS AND 8 REVENANTS CHASING YOU DOWN BECAUSE IDK"
 

DrM

Redmond's Baby
I need to go to the service yard in 20 minutes, it is not fun driving around in the rain without front windscreen wipers

How can I be this self aware and entirely clueless at the same time?

You are probably multidimensional entity
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Im feeling terrible which shouldn't be a shocker by now. Im going to bed before I start saying dumb shit that will make me look more pathetic than I am now. Goodnight.
 

FUME5

Member
I nailed The UAC on first try no problems.

Resource Ops fucked me by trying to get to the Classic lever and falling to my death and the second time dying at the Gore Nest part.

Oh God it's so much fun.

Edit : yeah man, in the later levels splash damage can really mess you up EVEN WITH THE DAMAGE REDUCTION.
Especially when the game throws everything it has at you
"I DUNNO HAVE 4 BARON OF HELLS AND 8 REVENANTS CHASING YOU DOWN BECAUSE IDK"

Don't care, love the fully upgraded rocket launcher with the detonate perk.

how are you not sure your awareness is nothing but an illusion, how confident every decision you make is your own?

*masturbates furiously*
 

zeemumu

Member
how are you not sure your awareness is nothing but an illusion, how confident every decision you make is your own?

Because there's an actual illusion of lack of self awareness overshadowing it. It makes me indecisive as though every choice is crucial and has a right and wrong answer.
 
Don't care, love the fully upgraded rocket launcher with the detonate perk.

Oh I never said it was bad, it's the fucking best haha
Just really difficult to not cock it up later on.

I'm totally with you on this. That feeling of nailing like 6 imps with a delayed detonation.
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FUME5

Member
Oh I never said it was bad, it's the fucking best haha
Just really difficult to not cock it up later on.

I'm totally with you on this. That feeling of nailing like 6 imps with a delayed detonation.
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Hahaha, yup.

Just a few more multi kills and the super shotty will be fully powered up too.

I could probably finish it off tonight, but Total Warhammer and Overwatch...
 

Jobbs

Banned
You guys had a biting/etc discussion without me?

One of my early encounters with my girlfriend was not entirely unlike the bear scene in The Revenant. I actually had to ask her to not bite my neck so much after that because it looked weird

I have a high pain tolerance and I can appreciate the excitement of it (within limits, still, of course)
 

FUME5

Member
You're betraying the Ol Thirsty Bastards!


Also I don't bite...I get bitten.

I did no such thing, you betray us by not availing yourself of the nearby oasis.

Still no bueno. I like REAL people.

Can't do nothing for you man.

You guys had a biting/etc discussion without me?

One of my early encounters with my girlfriend was not entirely unlike the bear scene in The Revenant. I actually had to ask her to not bite my neck so much after that because it looked weird

I have a high pain tolerance and I can appreciate the intensity of it (within limits, still, of course)

Don't mind a little bit, but not really a fan. Having gone through close to 15 years of some level of constant pain I don't find it a turn on.
 
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