I feel like we're hijacking the thread... creeping out other Fake/Real Gaffers with all this lewd talk
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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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This image sums up my sexual position preferences:
kek
The first two and most of three are pretty much me and Stephen hitting on each other constantly with Adam and Em being the token breeder pairing.
Cut.
kek
The first two and most of three are pretty much me and Stephen hitting on each other constantly with Adam and Em being the token breeder pairing.
This is my first fake thread. I actually just sneaked myself into the thread. :3
Hmmmm, I don't believe that. By the asking a simple question I shall know;cut or uncut?
Choose one.
Cut.
This image sums up my sexual position preferences:
kek
The first two and most of three are pretty much me and Stephen hitting on each other constantly with Adam and Em being the token breeder pairing.
Cut.
^^ Gotcha! Well ladies and gentlemen, this boy is a bottom.
"He's just a boy but he's a bottom
Make him try to top, he'll cry
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"Versatile", yeah, OK (ah-ah-ooh)
Girl, you know you super gay
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"This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom"
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^^ Gotcha! Well ladies and gentlemen, this boy is a bottom.
"He's just a boy but he's a bottom
Make him try to top, he'll cry
-----
"Versatile", yeah, OK (ah-ah-ooh)
Girl, you know you super gay
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"This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom"
I was fully expecting this song.
I'll show you all! I'll upload a video the next time I have sex.
I won't actually be uploading a video the next time I have sex.
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Shia Labeouf got attractive?
I need to go ly dow. I mean he kind of looks like he'd smell like pungent cheese. But I still dig the overall look.
I know. But if you had gone through the old threads, you'd see this is nothing. Things got much worse back in the days of old.
Send me creepy texts at 3am my time so I know it's real
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Dick pics are the only way to know if it's real.
You Know Nothing
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Josh with a J
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O_O
Knew what that was before I even clicked it.
You Know Nothing
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My nudes are too much for mortal eyes I know. But try to endure.
Also, OMG HI BB. I MISSED U. <3
(insert cockerel picture here)
Josh with a J
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What's been going on buddy
You Know Nothing
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Not much, but I did drink a ridiculous amount during the holidays. You would've been proud.
Josh with a J
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Right there with you buddy. The more alcohol the better.
Troubled Bat
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I-I don't understand this thread..
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It's best to just accept it and not try to understand.
It's insanity distilled into its purest form.
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Josh with a J
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Last drink of the night
night night
night night
Chuckie
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Shia Labeouf got attractive?
I need to go ly dow. I mean he kind of looks like he'd smell like pungent cheese. But I still dig the overall look.
For a second I thought the girl would push his eyes in with her thumbs. But unfortunately that wasn't the case.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
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It's because the real thing can never live up to your imagination.
It's even bigger than you thought.
What would make someone even contemplate a situation like that? Golly gee, sounds like it'd be perfectly acceptable and legal. Some of the people on here, man. I'm glad the barrier of the internet is between us. Of course, they could be my neighbor, and I'd probably never know until the headline on the evening news.
Most famous words.
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It's completely true tho. I can barely walk because my massive dick keeps getting in the way.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I just keep mine in a nice knot around my thigh.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
The worst kind of meatballs.
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Yeah well, I can pull a car with mine!
Troubled Bat
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I don't think I'm worthy of this thread, I shall leave forever, spreading all the wonders of FakeGAF to everyone.
You Know Nothing
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The prophet this thread deserves.
The smurfiest.
I can make
What are the ten commandments of FakeGAF?
Is your avatar pic catie wayne?
Troubled Bat
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Trick question. There are no 10 commandments.
It's a picture of me. (〒︿〒
You Know Nothing
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1-10 Don't talk about FakeGAF
It's a picture of me. (〒︿〒
Oh. You look like Catie Wayne.
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Being sick sucks. Taking forever to get betta
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Breh, this is all could have been avoided if you'd just gotten a damn flu shot.
Trick question. There are no 10 commandments.
It's a picture of me. (〒︿〒
Hmm, I need this chiseled into a pineapple pizza.
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