I feel like we're hijacking the thread... creeping out other Fake/Real Gaffers with all this lewd talk

I feel like we're hijacking the thread... creeping out other Fake/Real Gaffers with all this lewd talk
You didn't go through the previous Fake threads, did you?
This is my first fake thread. I actually just sneaked myself into the thread. :3
Hmmmm, I don't believe that. By the asking a simple question I shall know;cut or uncut?
Choose one.
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This image sums up my sexual position preferences:
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The first two and most of three are pretty much me and Stephen hitting on each other constantly with Adam and Em being the token breeder pairing.
Cut.
^^ Gotcha! Well ladies and gentlemen, this boy is a bottom.
"He's just a boy but he's a bottom
Make him try to top, he'll cry
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"Versatile", yeah, OK (ah-ah-ooh)
Girl, you know you super gay
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"This boy is a bottom (bottom, bottom)
This boy is a bottom
A gutbucket bottom
He's a ratchet-ass bottom"
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I was fully expecting this song.
I'll show you all! I'll upload a video the next time I have sex.I won't actually be uploading a video the next time I have sex.
This is my first fake thread. I actually just sneaked myself into the thread. :3
BB <3 I love you for you! I promiseeee!
Dick pics are the only way to know if it's real.
I'm sorry, baes. Here are my nudes.
Knew what that was before I even clicked it.
My nudes are too much for mortal eyes I know. But try to endure.
Also, OMG HI BB. I MISSED U. <3
What's been going on buddy
Not much, but I did drink a ridiculous amount during the holidays. You would've been proud.
I-I don't understand this thread..
Dick pics are the only way to know if it's real.
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Shia Labeouf got attractive?
I need to go ly dow. I mean he kind of looks like he'd smell like pungent cheese. But I still dig the overall look.
Say you force a woman to have an abortion via physical trauma if she refuses to have it done at a clinic, what are the repercussions?
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What a well adjusted individual
I have yet to see yours.;___;.We've even cybered
LOL
<3
It's because the real thing can never live up to your imagination.
It's even bigger than you thought.
It's completely true tho. I can barely walk because my massive dick keeps getting in the way.
It's completely true tho. I can barely walk because my massive dick keeps getting in the way.
I see a bunch of new faces popped up in this thread while I was looking away. I remember when I was a new face. Oh the bliss of discovering FakeGAF; I wish I could revert time and experience it all over.
I just keep mine in a nice knot around my thigh.
I don't think I'm worthy of this thread, I shall leave forever, spreading all the wonders of FakeGAF to everyone.
The smurfiest.Blue balls?
I can makeYeah well, I can pull a car with mine!
I don't think I'm worthy of this thread, I shall leave forever, spreading all the wonders of FakeGAF to everyone.
The prophet this thread deserves.
I don't think I'm worthy of this thread, I shall leave forever, spreading all the wonders of FakeGAF to everyone.
What are the ten commandments of FakeGAF?
Is your avatar pic catie wayne?
What are the ten commandments of FakeGAF?
It's a picture of me. (〒︿〒![]()
Being sick sucks. Taking forever to get betta
Trick question. There are no 10 commandments.
It's a picture of me. (〒︿〒![]()
Hmm, I need this chiseled into a pineapple pizza.1-10 Don't talk about FakeGAF
It's because the real thing can never live up to your imagination.
It's even bigger than you thought.
Hmm, I need this chiseled into a pineapple pizza.
Oh. You look like Catie Wayne.