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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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At least Nickelback's not bullshitting anymore. 
Tell her I said "Good luck to you."
Tell her I said "Good luck to you."
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I'M GOIN' NUMB
I'M GOIN' NUMB
RIP my motor skills.
I'M GOIN' NUMB
RIP my motor skills.
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Yes.
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Dulce de leche brownies, what you know about them
I also made a huge pan for sharesies.
I also made a huge pan for sharesies.
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Just got done reading this iconic scene.
And god, book!Dr. Chilton is a slimy, sexist, piece of shit. Amazing how affable they made him in Hannibal.
And god, book!Dr. Chilton is a slimy, sexist, piece of shit. Amazing how affable they made him in Hannibal.
So I've actually been getting sexually harassed by one of the head cashiers at work. It really aint cool. I don't feel I need to get her in trouble though so I just said I'd rather cut it off. Seemed to get the point across.
Ahhhh, Frederick. The actor joked that Chilton will end the show with something like a golden nose and peg leg.
Ahhhh, Frederick. The actor joked that Chilton will end the show with something like a golden nose and peg leg.
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I guess your Lowe's uniform is so provocative she just can't help herself.
Seriously tho, if she keeps doing it after this, just report her ass.
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Kissed a mod for a tag; liked it
I'm seriously starting to get hyped for Bloodborne, but I'm supposed to hate the souls series
This is my biggest existential crisis since teenage me found out that I prefer rap and bops to metal.
You're both dead to me.
I don't think she will.
I had some respect for her in that she's taking care of her mother who's mentally ill. She doesn't need to be losing her job.
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Probably the best thing to do, specially if you are not in a position that puts you at risk. I believe most people have trouble making the distinction from cracking jokes to straight up harassement, so setting the record straight as soon as you can is the best course of action. Unless she's being a real turd, in which case... well, though shit, lady/breh.
Querlfrend works at a factory (she's actually an accountant waiting for an internal promotion; shitty economy is shitty and you gotta do what you gotta do) and you wouldn't fucking believe the kind of talk that goes around.
Most of those dudes were hired 30 years ago when the factory opened, so they are well into their 50's, balding, fat, sex deprived at home and basically cracking filthy jokes at every chance. On the plus side, they don't mean any harm and the few women working there are quick to turn their banter into some scorching ether.
The first day she returned to the factory after a few months absence (prior contract, recently renewed into a permanent position) she did so in some short-shorts and black panties. After the usual greetings one of the local horny goats told her that she was looking good. "Did you lose some weight, darling?" - "Yes, from all the sex you are clearly not getting", she replied.
All the other women (and probably some of the men) pointed and laughed the fool back to his chair.
Querlfrend works at a factory (she's actually an accountant waiting for an internal promotion; shitty economy is shitty and you gotta do what you gotta do) and you wouldn't fucking believe the kind of talk that goes around.
Most of those dudes were hired 30 years ago when the factory opened, so they are well into their 50's, balding, fat, sex deprived at home and basically cracking filthy jokes at every chance. On the plus side, they don't mean any harm and the few women working there are quick to turn their banter into some scorching ether.
The first day she returned to the factory after a few months absence (prior contract, recently renewed into a permanent position) she did so in some short-shorts and black panties. After the usual greetings one of the local horny goats told her that she was looking good. "Did you lose some weight, darling?" - "Yes, from all the sex you are clearly not getting", she replied.
All the other women (and probably some of the men) pointed and laughed the fool back to his chair.
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A supernova burn.
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Daddy
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HOW TO DATE A SUPERMODEL
My prayers finally answered. Thanks,Manslutpolitan Men's Fitness.
My prayers finally answered. Thanks,
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Arrested Development always speaks to me.
But are you ready to go medieval on your abs?
God, I've been growing my "beard" for about a week, and it's the scraggliest fucking thing. There's potential for a bitchin' neckbeard tho, just need to get a fedora and I'll get all the ladies.
:NEGMAN:
I still chill with some classic heavy metal occasionally, but I don't really listen to brüüütal stuff anymore.
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Aye, so glad I saw the light.
I still chill with some classic heavy metal occasionally, but I don't really listen to brüüütal stuff anymore.
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#notallneckbeards
Of course when you look like Gaspard Ulliel, you can make anything work. Even the 70s porn stache makes me weak in the knees.
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Unpopular Opinion Puffin: The latest season of 24 is utter TRASH.
You are welcome.
You are welcome.
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I haven't watched it. So I'll just take your word for it.
Unpopular opinion: First party Nintendo is TRASH apart from Zelda.
Unpopular opinion: First party Nintendo is TRASH apart from Zelda.
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I may have to do the same and copy you on that.
But I really, really want a Wii U just so I can play all the good Wii games I missed during the previous gen.
This does not expand dong
And why would you get a Wii U if you don't like first party stuff? I don't recall the Wii having many good third party games.
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Think I'm gonna gif some of the Hannibal S1 and S2 gag reels. I'll be hosting them on not Tumblr depending on their size. Stay tuned.
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Well, I actually love old Nintendo games and it looks like Mario Galaxy and Metroid Prime were banging ones. Then there also the lure of Fatal Frame and No More Heroes.
This does not expand dong
And why would you get a Wii U if you don't like first party stuff? I don't recall the Wii having many good third party games.
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Happy Monday all!! It's almost spring, and Spring break is almost here!
It's been a while since I've celebrated Spring, but weather is already nice and pleasant this year, so I will greet this solstice with generous libations at the park in the honour of Bacchus.
Then I'll go to meet the fam and be like
Oh yeah, both the Galaxy games are pure fun, some of the best games of last gen. I just played through Prime again a few weeks ago, had an absolute blast with it.
I should check out Fatal Frame, but it seems impossible to find over here. Hopefully they localise the new one soon.
Buy a Wii U now. Dew it.
Happy Monday all!! It's almost spring, and Spring break is almost here!
Man, fuck spring break, F1 season starts this weekend wooooOOOOOoo!
I'm pretty excited.
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The joys of giffing.
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Oh yes, all hail Bacchus! You're high when you meet your family? My man...
F1?
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lol!!!
That looks like a man peeing on a trash can. Maybe it's just my imagination but it looks like it.
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Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is fantastic. Just saying.
Also I'm going to give that whole internet going out with people thing a go again
I need a username, any ideas.
Also I'm going to give that whole internet going out with people thing a go again
by which I mean I'm going to answer a shitload of those questions, not fill out my profile and have no pictures, then just leave it and never check it.
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Your profile pic could be a fish in a Spanish Conquistador armor riding a horse. The fish is half cyborg.
But seriously, best of luck. There's a dating help OT somewhere I think.
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That new Game of Thrones trailer. My body is ready. Hopefully Daario's peen makes a cameo.
The Cum of Vermont.
The Cum of Vermont.
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I'm never reading GRRM's blog again.
God ain't real.
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"You want to go to the grave dreaming of Jeremy's hairy, adorable little butthole? Or do you want to die knowing that you brought him pleasure by plowing it like a queen?"
I'm never reading GRRM's blog again.
God ain't real.
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