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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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Funky Papa
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Ahhh.... nothing like a fresh morning walk with your pet crocodile around the neighborhood. Sublime feeling it is.
And letting your children play with your pet crocodile.
Comfy.
But can you potty train them?
Unrelated: Terminator: Genisysys promos are something else.
Are you fucking kidding me, Paramount?
Funky Papa
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Talking about random GoT silliness, girlfriend just screamed at the lack of mancakes in that show.
Daario Naharis' butt is most uneventful.
Daario Naharis' butt is most uneventful.
You Know Nothing
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Poor Drake. First Nicki in the Anaconda video, and now Madonna. Boy's been through some shit.
Madge is on a roll with the kiss of death. First T-Swizzle now Drake. RIP their careers.
ThoseDeafMutes
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Incredible that HBO now can be more expensive than Netflix while also stutter and pause during streams ten hours after their premiere.
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First episode of GoT s5 was pretty decent, episode 2 looks insane though!
(I don't get it.)
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(I don't get it.)
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Referencing the flat man butt that was prominently featured in the episode.
#pancakeass
NinjaBoiX
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Oh right! That makes sense.
Watched it at my mates as I only have pauper-view, she had a GoT launch wine and cheese night. It was only me and three girls in the end, it was an estrogen filled evening.
10 minutes in she says "boobs"!
She's cool.
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MKX when I get home tonight.
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I was listening to this year's Eurovision entries thinking how subdued most of them are.
And then this little slice of trashy and heavenly Europop appeared.
Eduard Romanyuta - I Want Your Love (Moldova) 2015
And then this little slice of trashy and heavenly Europop appeared.
Eduard Romanyuta - I Want Your Love (Moldova) 2015
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Even Madge the Witch cannot kill T-Swizzle's carreer!
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Eastern Europe is the only reason to watch Eurovision tbh.
EDIT:
Man, this should've been our entry
We won't win shit unless we go for gimmick songs.
Funky Papa
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Eastern Europe and Turkey.
Alas...
Alas...
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Scandinavia sometimes really delivers. #never4getEuphoria. Get into Loreen's first album Heal. It still gets spins from me. Be perched for her upcoming sophomore effort and get into Paper Light (Higher)
What kind of Cotton Eyed Joe sized mess?
Fwiw, your actual entry is the only ballad I listened to that didn't put me to sleep. God, so many boring ballads this year. Too many countries trying to serve Real Music And Sweden's entry basically being a ripoff of David Guetta's Lovers on the Sun. A tragedy all around.
Funky Papa
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The beautiful thing about the internet is that no matter what you are pondering to do, someone made a tutorial to help you.
YES!Eastern Europe and Turkey.
Alas...
Mmmm, Lorqueen is seriously amazing, I'll check out some more of her stuff.
That pizza song is actually a pretty accurate representation of rural Norway. A 10-minute drive in any direction from my hometown sends you straight to Trucksville, where a typical home has five rusty Volvo 240s standing on the lawn, a Confederate flag and so on.
Eurovision seriously needs a ban on ballads. It's not like our entry is that bad, but it's not the stuff we should send there. I just want an all-out war to see who's the trashiest.
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Honestly, Russia's entry would get my vote. A cheesy, uplifting pop ballad. Yaaaaaaaaasssss.
Is this a tutorial on how to shave your balls using oranges?
Okay @ rural Norway and the rural American south being identical. Just replace rusted Volvos with rusted Ford/Chevy pickup trucks. (bug)
The beautiful thing about the internet is that no matter what you are pondering to do, someone made a tutorial to help you.
Is this a tutorial on how to shave your balls using oranges?
Okay @ rural Norway and the rural American south being identical. Just replace rusted Volvos with rusted Ford/Chevy pickup trucks. (bug)
Funky Papa
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Is that Conker? I may need to finish that goddamned game one of these days. I still have the Xbox remake sitting there.
Not that I need any help to Epilady my kiwis.
Funky Papa
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Is that Conker? I may need to finish that goddamned game one of these days. I still have the Xbox remake sitting there.
It's from Donkey Kong 64 I think. I played that game a lot as a child. That and Mario 64.
Thankfully I was able to leave Nintendo behind. Except for Zelda.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @ the edit reason.
Aye, it's a p spooky. We even have rampant racism and homophobia, yaaaay! Not enough Christianity tho
It's Stankey Kang 64, hah. I never got to play Conker back in the day, and it costs a fortune now. :NEGMAN:( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆
Is that Conker? I may need to finish that goddamned game one of these days. I still have the Xbox remake sitting there.
Thanks for reminding me that I HATE YOU.
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Funky Papa
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That feeling when you realise that tomorrow is the last day to fill your Q1 taxes.
ALL THE NEGMEN.
ALL THE NEGMEN.
Funky Papa
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Zedd has a new song out. Unsurprisingly it sounds like nearly every other Zedd song. Still better than that Selena Gomez trash.
I liked him when he first came out, but the decay came quickly. At least Calvin Harris lasted a few albums before becoming completely creatively bankrupt.
I liked him when he first came out, but the decay came quickly. At least Calvin Harris lasted a few albums before becoming completely creatively bankrupt.
Funky Papa
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You weren't kidding when you said it sounds like nearly every other Zedd song.
Welp.
And Calvin Harris showed his hackittude even earlier than Avicii, which is something.
Welp.
And Calvin Harris showed his hackittude even earlier than Avicii, which is something.
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Wispy verse. Buildup. Generic breakdown. Repeat. It was cute the first dozen times. Now not so much.
And oh god Avicii. Oh god. A stain on Sweden's generally immaculate pop/electronic output.
Calvin Harris - I Created Disco
I really want this Calvin back. The hotter he became the worse his music got. A tragedy.
Funky Papa
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Calvin Harris was fun when he still had some life in him.
Then he went full Aoki.
You never go full Aoki.
Then he went full Aoki.
You never go full Aoki.
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He gives out free cakes tho. He can't be all bad.
HALLO, ICH BIN GÜNTHER. UND I AM GOING TO RUIN DEINE TAG.
Mmmmmm, my ding ding dong. I had totally forgotten about this song. God-tier stuff.
EDIT: Wait, the guy is Swedish? Post ruined.
Probably still recovering from the Furious 7 ending.
:negmon:
When did you get a tag btw? Jelly.
Mmmmmm, my ding ding dong. I had totally forgotten about this song. God-tier stuff.
EDIT: Wait, the guy is Swedish? Post ruined.
Probably still recovering from the Furious 7 ending.
:negmon:
When did you get a tag btw? Jelly.
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Death @ him being Swedish. I never knew.
It's okay tho. Norway still produces some amazing music. You're just behind Sweden in general. You may catch up and surpass one day.
I don't know, man. It just appeared one day for no reason. I think a mod was drunk. I have no idea what it is supposed to mean!
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Coachella tried it.
Kween Kanye headlining. And so many other good acts.
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Gregory Peck is legit perfection.
Funky Papa
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This is... this is kinda savage.
You Know Nothing
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But Brando.
I mean. Yeezus, Flo, Azealia Banks, Perfume Genius, Ella Eyre, Charli XCX, Caribou, FKA twigs, Future Islands, La Roux, The Chemical Brothers, Jamie XX, Rudimental, Lianne La Havas.
The slayage does not stop.
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Also lovely, but Peck aged much better.But Brando.
Can I live at TCM studios? Please and thank you.
Funky Papa
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Would it be odd for me to spam this thread with pictures of Paul Newman?
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Pfft, his sauces are hotter.
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The salad dressing bottle has a more sensuous shape.
Who knows where that bulky jar of sauce might get stuck...
Funky Papa
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