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[Funky Papa]

I'm NOT ready for this E3.

Somebody hold me.

Edit: And I just bought Metro Redux with a 80% discount. :negman

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I want E3 to come and go, gotta time warp to 2016 since HOI4 got delayed.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Playing Max Payne.

My lady, my lord, my lady, my lord

I was howling while listening to this.

My boy's back. :')

Spoiler

Abigail.

:'(

I hate how much this show fucks with my emotions.

 

[Turin]

I hate how much this show fucks with my emotions.

I already know this show will wreck me by the end of the season. I just hope the series doesn't end on a completely dour note. lol

Spoiler

I'm not fond of the idea that Lecter gets a happy ending.

 

[Kevyt]

I can't wait for E3.

Here's a totally irrelevant gif that I bet will make some of you wish you were the car:

 

[Kevyt]

I've been looking at that gif for a while and even I think the gif is hot, lol.

Weird.

 

[Kevyt]

Hello? Is anybody home?

 

[smokeandmirrors]

no

 

[Kevyt]

 

[Nerdkiller]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwrqI8vK4II

 

[Kevyt]

>.>

-.-

¬.¬

;_;

 

[Kevyt]

Spam spam spam!

Tiddums can't stop me. :3

I changed the theme color to black and Gaf feels like a whole different site.

#GafBlackThemeMasterRace

 

[smokeandmirrors]

The dark theme is indeed GOAT

 

[Funky Papa]

The dark theme is indeed GOAT

Couple it with NeoGAF Pro Dark for maximum awesomeness.

Too good.

 

[You Know Nothing]

For a Better GAF Experience™ I highly recommend Quick Reply, Quote, Edit and Hide Forum Threads (Bye Mehvel threads. I never cared about you.)

Couple it with NeoGAF Pro Dark for maximum awesomeness.

Too good.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN ALL MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

 

[You Know Nothing]

Me with a baby:

 

[Transhuman]

"When you rise in the morning, give thanks for the light , for your life, for your strength. Give thanks for your food and for the joy of living. If you see no reason to give thanks, the fault lies in yourself."

-Tecumseh

Dark theme sucks.

 

[You Know Nothing]

But don't because the dark side is much better.

 

[Transhuman]

Darling leave a light on for me
I'll be there before you close the door
To give you all the love that you need
Darling leave a light on for me
'Cause when the world takes me away
You are still the air that I breathe

I used dark for years and it sucks. It suuuucks.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This week's episode of Orphan Black:

The finale next week is gonna be nuts.

 

[Funky Papa]

Me with a baby:

Any of my family gatherings, tbh.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Okay @ the Game of Thrones finale sort of absolving the shitshow that was episode nine.

 

[Turin]

This year's GoT was a season of some high high's and low low's.

They left the year off on a pretty good note.

 

[You Know Nothing]

The "bad pussy" line is easily the worst bit of dialogue I've heard in this show so far and exemplifies why the Dorne storyline is trash.

 

[Funky Papa]

So about that DUMb reveal...

Pros:

• Nice fatalities
• Dem GIBS.
• Temporal power-ups/loot

Cons:

• Easily mistakable enemy designs.
• Trash Mancubus.
• Trash Hell Baron or whatever that thing is.
• Nerfed single barreled shotty.
• Poor machinegun.
• DARK AS FUCK.
• It really looks like it's Doom 3 on steroids. And Doom 3 wasn't a very good game to begin with.

It's like nobody at Bethesad or id software managed to read the original game's design document or realize what made Doom awesome.

I need dozens of unique looking enemies on screen, well lit rooms and the ability to dodge their blasts or turn their numbers into my avantage by starting massive infighting. None of this has been shown so far.

I'm sad now.

 

[Turin]

The "bad pussy" line is easily the worst bit of dialogue I've heard in this show so far and exemplifies why the Dorne storyline is trash.

The best part was the look on Bron's face. It's like Jerome Flynn could barely contain the cringe.

 

[Risgroo]

So about that DUMb reveal...

Yeeeaaah, it didn't look that great.
Fallout and Dishonored more than made up for it tho, can't wait to play as Emily! YASSSS QUEEN EMPRESS!!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Wait, male and female protags for Dishonored 2 each with their own abilities?

God is beyond real.

 

[Funky Papa]

Jesus Christ, that GoT season finale.

They are really going for the shock value, aren't they?

 

[Kevyt]

Dat TLG Support Group thread bringing out gold:

Just made this.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

As someone who was a massive Rare fan up until Kinect Sports, I am amused by the Rare Collection coming out on my birthday

 

[zeemumu]

I'm gonna miss today's conferences.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Jesus Christ, that GoT season finale.

They are really going for the shock value, aren't they?

To be fair, the Jon scene is in ADwD. It's the show's fault for making it seem somewhat random because they've rushed everything to accommodate 10 million storylines at once. In the books

Spoiler

Jon is getting very, very involved in the politics of the realm and is about to have the Night's Watch march to join Stannis and retake Winterfell. His men turn on him and stab him because of this.

I'm just glad I'll finally know what the fuck happens next year after waiting nearly five years. Whether it's in book form or show form, I'll finally know!

 

[Turin]

I didn't have a problem with the Jon scene. Circumstances make it better in the books but........... this is the show.
_______________________

 

[You Know Nothing]

Pazzi has such an annoying voice.

I can't wait until Hannibal book spoilers:

Spoiler

He dies. The scene should be particularly morbidly beautiful as well.

 

[Turin]

Get ready for this train wreck.

I predict avalanches of salt.

Imagine being in one of the theaters when this happens. I hope they have security and ambulances on stand-by.

 

[You Know Nothing]

As Kevin said on Skype, it'll be a remake for iOS and Android.

 

[You Know Nothing]

THE LAST GUARDIAN LIVES.

DFKLSJFKLJADLFKJALKSJDALJSLKJLJSALJDALDJA

 

[Turin]

Okay. That was great. That animal. <3

 

[You Know Nothing]

This new RPG from Guerrilla looks dope af.

No guns in sight either. Yaaaaaaaassss.

 

[Turin]

Yeah, Horizon looks fucking nice!

 

[You Know Nothing]

So the VII remake...

On a scale of trash to underwhelming where's it gonna fall?

 

[Turin]

I'm not ready to get cynical just yet. That trailer was fucking hype either way.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Fuckin Horizon damnit i didnt want a to buy a new console :c

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm not ready to get cynical just yet. That trailer was fucking hype either way.

I saw Nomura was the director and that was about enough for me already.

Fuckin Horizon damnit i didnt want a to buy a new console :c

Same.

It looks gorgeous. Nature reclaiming civilization is such a great theme and setting. More games need to do it. And a female protagonist.

 

[Turin]

Horizon looks chillingly good.

Sony's E3 conference:

 

[Kevyt]

Same.

It looks gorgeous. Nature reclaiming civilization is such a great theme and setting. More games need to do it. And a female protagonist.

With robot dinosaurs and wildlife.... >.>

Doesn't feel very natural. Still, the game looks amazing. Sony's conference was amazing.

 

[Risgroo]

THE LAST GUARDIAN LIVES.

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FINALLY.Shame it looks a bit janky, but they'll probably fix that before release.

This new RPG from Guerrilla looks dope af.

No guns in sight either. Yaaaaaaaassss.

Horizon looks chillingly good.

Yessss! I officially forgive Guerrilla for KZ: Shadow Fall.

Sony knocked it out of the park, and EA and Ubisoft had some great stuff as well. Nintendo just need to announce a new Metroid (lol)and this will be one of the best E3s I can remember.

 

[Turin]

Aloy from Horizon.

 

[Funky Papa]

So I go to bed and when I wake up Shenmue 3 has become a thing.

Da fug.

Edit: Horizon may push me towards a PS4 and Star Wars: Battlefront looking like HOLY SHIT. This E3, man.