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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst

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NinjaBoiX

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That first picture is melting my subzero heart.

That bucktooth smile. fhfdhdfgssfsd
I dunno, I think she has a nice smile.
 
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Book Daario is such a clown. #TeamShowDaario even if he's far more boring.

I dunno, I think she has a nice smile.

Was waiting for this joke. I was even going to make it!

Is his knife coming out of a woman's ass?

"He wears a Dothraki arakh on his left hip and a Myrish stiletto on his right hip. Their hilts are a matched pair of naked women made in gold."

And based on that picture it looks like it.
 

zeemumu

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I want it to come out and be REALLY shit.



The Vagina Dragon in Dark Souls is fucking me up. I don't think I'm very gud at this game.

The Gaping Dragon? Are you aiming for its tiny head? Wait for it to charge and run behind it and start attacking its butt. It takes longer but it's safe. Also, chop off its tail for a sweet axe. Good luck in Blighttown. I finished Bloodborne so I might go back to Dark Souls. I left off at Neito, that guy made of skeletons in the intro.

Edit: from the Elizabeth Hurley thread


The guy in the back can't even handle it.
 
I did have demonic smile Hannibal, but it genuinely perturbed me whenever I went to the desktop and saw that terrible smile.

Also, Anthony is like Littlefinger Jr. The actors look so similar.

"Is this that kind of party?"

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Risgroo

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The Gaping Dragon? Are you aiming for its tiny head? Wait for it to charge and run behind it and start attacking its butt. It takes longer but it's safe. Also, chop off its tail for a sweet axe. Good luck in Blighttown. I finished Bloodborne so I might go back to Dark Souls. I left off at Neito, that guy made of skeletons in the intro.

Yeah, Gaping Dragon wasn't that bad once I figured out its attacks. Blighttown is rustling my jimmies tho, Quelaag is just awful :(
 

Funky Papa

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Marty is such a cunt overall. God.

His relationship and chemistry with Rust is great. But other than that he's the biggest fucking dickwad.

He's also an hypocritical shitheel. Just a regular type dude with a big ass dickhead.

Rust owns Marty and he knows it.

Spoiler talk:
Ep6 is basically about Rust fucking Marty's ass by proxy. And by proxy, I mean his wife.

Season 2 looks damn solid, but the first one was so fucking monumental it's going to be hard to keep up with it.
 

Funky Papa

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Okay, I just need to say I find it completely implausible that Marty attracts all these young gorgeous women. Like lmao. These girls don't love themselves.

The only unbelievable thing about the show.

Shagging Alexandra Daddario AND Lili Simmons AND Michelle Monaghan?

I know a strong character can bring you far in life, but get the hell out of here.
 
"I've been thinking. I think I want you to fuck me in my ass."

"Oh Beth."

lmao

[edit]: Yaaaaaaaaaasssssss Margaret, get that dick!

[edit 2]: Well, that took a bad turn.

[edit 3]: Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo, MARGARET STOP. I'M SCREAMING.
 

Funky Papa

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"I've been thinking. I think I want you to fuck me in my ass."

"Oh Beth."

lmao

[edit]: Yaaaaaaaaaasssssss Margaret, get that dick!

[edit 2]: Well, that took a bad turn.

[edit 3]: Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo, MARGARET STOP. I'M SCREAMING.

So that was another episode of True Detective, ladies and gentlemen.
 
[9:24:33 AM] Papa Funky: honest to god, gay porn seems more pleasantly shot than most str8 one
[9:24:47 AM] Papa Funky: but all I know about it is because of jifs like that
[9:25:37 AM] Papa Funky: Manuel Ferrara's smut (blessed be his peen) being the most regular exception
[9:25:47 AM] James: Most high quality shot porn seems boring
[9:26:00 AM] Papa Funky: get into Ferrara
[9:26:23 AM] Papa Funky: not you jake, it's not for you(tm)
[9:26:30 AM] Jake: Hell, I'm into Ferrara. And James Deen. I just wish they did solos.
[9:26:47 AM] Papa Funky: Deen strikes me as a bit of a dickhead IRL
[9:27:38 AM] Papa Funky: the mean fratboy who never really grew out of it
[9:27:54 AM] James: didn't he bang teen mom?
[9:28:00 AM] Papa Funky: yeah
[9:28:14 AM] James: and then she tried to claim that she was pregnant from him
[9:28:15 AM] Papa Funky: it grosses me out that I have this knowledge
[9:28:25 AM] James: and he noped out after that
[9:28:27 AM] Papa Funky: and that he had a small d
[9:28:30 AM] Papa Funky: lul
[9:28:37 AM] Papa Funky: I mean
[9:28:41 AM] Papa Funky: girl, that shit is public domain
[9:28:50 AM] Papa Funky: think about your shit
[9:29:28 AM] Papa Funky: why am I talking about porn penises anyway?
[9:30:17 AM] Jake: Ferrara's dick is pretty much perfect. Since we're discussing them and all.
[9:30:35 AM] Papa Funky: I'm kind of envious of its proportions
[9:31:20 AM] Papa Funky: even if it makes me wonder about the kind of preparation involved in getting some of those holes ready for work
[9:31:47 AM] Papa Funky: :x
[9:31:49 AM] Papa Funky: (chances of this conversation firing back @ GAF are high)

Well, I had to.
 

Kevyt

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Has anyone seen The 100? Well if you guys haven't, then watch it!

I've been binge watching it this whole week. Now on season 2.

Few are the shows that make me binge watch nonstop.

Also, Lincoln has amazing abs.


Hnnng
 

Kevyt

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S1 is gud.

S2 is phenomenal.

It's really good.
That Lexa and Clarke kiss moment though.

But how could Lexa...
leave Clarke and call off her people right after making a deal with the Mountain people?

I guess Lexa and Clarke - the Clexa won't happen anymore. :(

Anyways, I'm so pumped for season 3! :3
 
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