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[Funky Papa]

Too bad I won't be able to play Cyberpunk in my lifetime.

 

[Windam]

What's been happening here

 

[You Know Nothing]

What's been happening here

RealGAF has been happening in OT. Already on page 329. It isn't like last year's sedate affair.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Getting ready to get pounded by snow this weekend.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Has K-pop gone too far?

Getting ready to get pounded by snow this weekend.

Ugg™

El Nino is slacking. Winter came and it's as shit as ever.

 

[Chuckie]

Has K-pop gone too far?

It has.

Is that real or some parody?

 

[Clydefrog]

What's been happening here

A lot of non-Windumb shit.

hey man!

 

[Funky Papa]

Has K-pop gone too far?

You don't understand, there's an explanation for this. Korean girls are not exposed to porn and hold no impure feelings unlike unrefined Western women. They are so pure and innocent~

Ugg™

El Nino is slacking. Winter came and it's as shit as ever.

I'd rather have some snow than the icy, blistering DRY winds we get here. Good for curing meats (my meats, that's it), awful for everything else.

 

[Funky Papa]

Weekend plans:

1) Go to a wood trade show (joke all you want, I wish I was making this one up).

2)

 

[You Know Nothing]

Finding out about his penis size was easy enough. I just went to the dorm's communal shower with him. He had a big one, all right. But 100 girls was probably an exaggeration. "Maybe 75," he said. "I can't remember them all, but I'm sure it's at least 70." When I told him I had slept with only one, he said, "Oh, we can fix that, easy. Come with me next time. I'll get you one easy as that."

Norwegian Wood is a Pretty Good Book™ so far. My first foray into Murakami.

It has.

Is that real or some parody?

It's real sadly.

 

[You Know Nothing]

To give this thread a further air of class:

Gay Men Touch Vagina For The First Time

 

[Josh with a J]

gawd damn it lol! Slipped back into my old ways and spent too much tonight -_-

 

[zeemumu]

This thread has so many beautiful people.


What's Zee up to anyway?

Using my self-imposed exile to get my shit together, started taking things seriously, hanging around the Skype chat, got my determination back, built my first basic level unity game, started going back to the gym, renewed my Disneyland pass, etc. I broke this site's hold on me so I won't be on that often. I still have an obligation to run the Once Upon a Time OT until next season when I can pass off the torch to someone else.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

It's snowing. I'm comfy. And drunk. And I just got it out of my system so I feel better but still drunk lol. Yay snow

 

[You Know Nothing]

[12:08:08 AM] Kevin: Why the fuck is there a Joker looking guy staring at me in this Starbucks? Like an old white dude with botox lines
[12:09:06 AM] Jake: (rofl)
[12:09:30 AM] Kevin: dude was intently staring at me for a good 30 seconds straight
[12:09:33 AM] Kevin: so i got up and left
[12:10:14 AM] Jake: He wanted your [redacted]
[12:10:33 AM] Kevin: probably. he had the gay accent and i think makeup on
[12:10:37 AM] Kevin: but he was like 50
[12:10:44 AM] Kevin: and a guy
[12:10:51 AM] Kevin: and creepy
[12:15:46 AM] Kevin: yessssss
[12:15:48 AM] Kevin: yessssssssssss
[12:15:52 AM] Kevin: give it to meeeeeee
[12:16:39 AM] Jake: Is that what you told the creepy old man in Starbucks?

 

[Kevyt]

^^ Well dang...

Also, requoting this from the Dragon's Dogma OT

Chimera cubs aren't so bad

they are cute <3

This changes my whole perception of chimeras tbh.

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen so far in 2016!

So adorbs <3

 

[MutFox]

LINK - 6 Second Video

Is it bad that I laughed at the video?
I laughed harder the 2nd time watching.

 

[smokeandmirrors]

that kid went fucking flying

 

[Clydefrog]

well the closet is certainly broken

 

[Funky Papa]

LINK - 6 Second Video

Is it bad that I laughed at the video?
I laughed harder the 2nd time watching.

No. It's all good. Let's stand in awe at the vision of natural selection at work.

On separate news, Umbralla Corps is looking so bad it's almost fitting.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Got some Steam keys, you dissolute wretches.

Magicka
To The Moon
Deponia
STALKER Clear Sky
Freedom Planet
Insurgency

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm up for Freedom Planet, you hot slut.

I may even regale you all with a silly picture of me so you can mock me over Skype.

 

[Clydefrog]

Got some Steam keys, you dissolute wretches.

Magicka
To The Moon
Deponia
STALKER Clear Sky
Freedom Planet
Insurgency

I already have Stalker and Magicka and I don't know what the rest are :[

Why aren't we Steem buddies yet anyway?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm up for Freedom Planet, you hot slut.

I may even regale you with a silly picture for you all to laugh over Skype.

PM'd papi-o. xoxo

 

[You Know Nothing]

I already have Stalker and Magicka and I don't know what the rest are :[

Why aren't we Steem buddies yet anyway?

Insurgency is an online shooter. YOU LIKE THOSE RIGHT?

Also, I don't know why we aren't. Send your deets.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm up for Freedom Planet, you hot slut.

I may even regale you all with a silly picture of me so you can mock me over Skype.

Enjoy your Sonic OC fanfic game

 

[Funky Papa]

Enjoy your Sonic OC fanfic game

I... I never framed it that way.

Now I feel icky.

Edit: Truf stuff

 

[You Know Nothing]

Can confirm the American perception is 100% true.

 

[Chuckie]

Can confirm the American perception is 100% true.

You can't fool me. I am European.

 

[Clydefrog]

i always feel inferior around my UK coworkers

 

[smokeandmirrors]

this is how i see the english

 

[NinjaBoiX]

 

[Funky Papa]

Bro.

What's up, my ninja.

 

[You Know Nothing]

[10:26:29 PM] Kevin: adam isn't irish
[10:27:33 PM] Jake: I don't know. He's pale and his beard is reddish. He could have some Irish blood.
[10:28:10 PM] Kevin: we must find his pot of gold, then
[10:28:38 PM] Jakerobably in his ass that's why he won't let Lisa go near it.
[10:29:01 PM] Kevin: rip
[10:29:56 PM] Jake: I have Irish blood tho and I don't have any pots of gold in my ass. ;_;
[10:30:12 PM] Kevin: you just never had someone go digg--wait. nvm.
[10:30:53 PM] Jake: (makeup)
[10:31:10 PM] Kevin: (disgust)
[10:34:39 PM] Jake: Let's see you're brown so your ass probably has I dunno. Curry in it.
[10:35:35 PM] Jake: Or an idea for a Bollywood musical.
[10:36:25 PM] Kevin: nah i got trail mix
[10:36:58 PM] Kevin: i'd prefer to eat 3 boxes of trail mix at once than have a plate of curry and rice or curry and roti
[10:37:37 PM] Jake: I'd eat it all tbh.
[10:39:51 PM] Jake: Talking about the food not your ass.
[10:40:00 PM] Kevin: uh-huh.
[10:40:29 PM] Jake: Whew lord, three beers getting me lit. (drunk)
[10:44:31 PM] Jake: Not everything I do is about your ass, Kevin. Stop being so solipsistic.
[10:46:22 PM] Kevin: dunno what that last word is
[10:47:28 PM] Jake: like a philosophy that only the self can truly exist.
[10:49:14 PM] Kevin: o

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I do have some Irish blood as it happens

My mom's family is mostly Scottish and my dad's family is mostly English though.

 

[Josh with a J]

[1/28/2016 10:25:33 PM] Feeble: Jake smells like hay
[1/28/2016 10:25:48 PM] Feeble: Kevin smells like garlic
[1/28/2016 10:25:56 PM] Feeble: Josh smells like Axe
[1/28/2016 10:26:09 PM] Feeble: Lisa smells like peaches

THIS!? This is the fucking shit I come home to?

 

[Lucian Cat]

[1/28/2016 10:25:33 PM] Feeble: Jake smells like hay
[1/28/2016 10:25:48 PM] Feeble: Kevin smells like garlic
[1/28/2016 10:25:56 PM] Feeble: Josh smells like Axe
[1/28/2016 10:26:09 PM] Feeble: Lisa smells like vanilla and raspberry

THIS!? This is the fucking shit I come home to?

Fixed for correctness

 

[Kevyt]

[1/28/2016 10:25:33 PM] Feeble: Jake smells like hay
[1/28/2016 10:25:48 PM] Feeble: Kevin smells like garlic
[1/28/2016 10:25:56 PM] Feeble: Josh smells like Axe
[1/28/2016 10:26:09 PM] Feeble: Lisa smells like peaches

THIS!? This is the fucking shit I come home to?

My bad!

Old Spice then?

 

[Windam]

[12:08:08 AM] Kevin: Why the fuck is there a Joker looking guy staring at me in this Starbucks? Like an old white dude with botox lines
[12:09:06 AM] Jake: (rofl)
[12:09:30 AM] Kevin: dude was intently staring at me for a good 30 seconds straight
[12:09:33 AM] Kevin: so i got up and left
[12:10:14 AM] Jake: He wanted your [redacted]
[12:10:33 AM] Kevin: probably. he had the gay accent and i think makeup on
[12:10:37 AM] Kevin: but he was like 50
[12:10:44 AM] Kevin: and a guy
[12:10:51 AM] Kevin: and creepy
[12:15:46 AM] Kevin: yessssss
[12:15:48 AM] Kevin: yessssssssssss
[12:15:52 AM] Kevin: give it to meeeeeee
[12:16:39 AM] Jake: Is that what you told the creepy old man in Starbucks?

[10:26:29 PM] Kevin: adam isn't irish
[10:27:33 PM] Jake: I don't know. He's pale and his beard is reddish. He could have some Irish blood.
[10:28:10 PM] Kevin: we must find his pot of gold, then
[10:28:38 PM] Jakerobably in his ass that's why he won't let Lisa go near it.
[10:29:01 PM] Kevin: rip
[10:29:56 PM] Jake: I have Irish blood tho and I don't have any pots of gold in my ass. ;_;
[10:30:12 PM] Kevin: you just never had someone go digg--wait. nvm.
[10:30:53 PM] Jake: (makeup)
[10:31:10 PM] Kevin: (disgust)
[10:34:39 PM] Jake: Let's see you're brown so your ass probably has I dunno. Curry in it.
[10:35:35 PM] Jake: Or an idea for a Bollywood musical.
[10:36:25 PM] Kevin: nah i got trail mix
[10:36:58 PM] Kevin: i'd prefer to eat 3 boxes of trail mix at once than have a plate of curry and rice or curry and roti
[10:37:37 PM] Jake: I'd eat it all tbh.
[10:39:51 PM] Jake: Talking about the food not your ass.
[10:40:00 PM] Kevin: uh-huh.
[10:40:29 PM] Jake: Whew lord, three beers getting me lit. (drunk)
[10:44:31 PM] Jake: Not everything I do is about your ass, Kevin. Stop being so solipsistic.
[10:46:22 PM] Kevin: dunno what that last word is
[10:47:28 PM] Jake: like a philosophy that only the self can truly exist.
[10:49:14 PM] Kevin: o

the fuck

 

[You Know Nothing]

the fuck

Neither of those convos lied. Bye.

 

[Funky Papa]

Dear FakeGAF,

Are you ready to repent of your sins and accept XCOM 2 as your personal saviour?

 

[Chuckie]

Dear FakeGAF,

Are you ready to repent of your sins and accept XCOM 2 as your personal saviour?

I don't even know what that is. So no.

 

[Funky Papa]

I don't even know what that is. So no.

Hear the good news and open your heart to the love of Firaxis

For the first GOTY contender of 2016 is here.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I still have to play XCOM1.

Backlog 2 strong.

 

[Funky Papa]

I still have to play XCOM1.

Backlog 2 strong.

You have two options then:

Play the vanilla, training wheels version that is the original game (which is lots of fun, even if clearly simplified/consolized)

or

Drop in The Long War mod and start getting gud so XCOM 2 doesn't piledrive you right from the get go

I did both, but I got XCOM at launch so I had ample time to prepare for the sequel.

 

[Nerdkiller]

Dear FakeGAF,

Are you ready to repent of your sins and accept XCOM 2 as your personal saviour?

Well, I don't have a good enough computer yet...so NO!

Bleedin' aliens. Taking over my life like they did the first time.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Stayed up too late last night following the Iowa cock-asses.

Let me die.

 

[Windam]

The hell is an xcom, Funky?

 

[Funky Papa]

The hell is an xcom, Funky?

A miserable pile of human bodies.

Also, the best alien invasion game in forever.

 

[MutFox]

Bought the Fireaxis Humble Bundle last week...
Got the XCOM game from a few years ago and all its DLC...

Heard a lot of good things about it, will try it soon.