Support NeoGAF

[FloatOn]

A rough estimate of Bernie's chances is 0%.. Just a rough guess. Between 0% and 0%

 

[Halcyon]

he'd have to grow a mustache first

a mustache and body hair are mandatory to be tom selleck. dimple is optional

I can do both with a little bit of time.

Spoiler

 

[Granadier]

god damnit

:: unzips ::

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Seeing Hail, Caesar shortly. Currently sitting outside the cinema because I turned up too early like a doof

A rough estimate of Bernie's chances is 0%.. Just a rough guess. Between 0% and 0%

Keep fucking up America

 

[FloatOn]

I can do both with a little bit of time.

Spoiler

can I borrow some of your shoulder muscles bruv?

 

[marrec]

Keep fucking up America

USA USA!!

 

[Halcyon]

can I borrow some of your shoulder muscles bruv?

Standing straight bar military press m8

 

[You Know Nothing]

USA USA!!

 

[Jobbs]

Standing straight bar military press m8

I invent my own exercises

did three sets of jimmyjams and then three sets of upright dunkdrops. My body is ready

USA USA!!

 

[Vazra]

god damnit

:: unzips ::

Imagine if I showed ya my Adults Only gifs.

 

[Granadier]

 

[You Know Nothing]

Marco Roboto needs to drop out and get his source code updated.

It's a battle between the two great evils of Cruz and Trump.

 

[FloatOn]

thanks to gaf I just became aware of possibilianism

I used to feel pretty comfortable identifying myself agnostic but this label is even better tbh

 

[Jobbs]

I believe in facts. Facts guide me. I'm a factist.

 

[FloatOn]

Standing straight bar military press m8

I need to get on your level

 

[Misha]

thanks to gaf I just became aware of possibilianism

I used to feel pretty comfortable identifying myself agnostic but this label is even better tbh

here's another one: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apatheism

I believe in facts. Facts guide me. I'm a factist.

the extra t is a mouthful. may as well just make it Facist

 

[Vazra]

I'm just supportive. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Misha]

my control panel is invisible :O

 

[Halcyon]

A Jehovas Witness came up to me as I was getting out of my car on Saturday. I had both of my hands full and she's like "I just want to invite you to a meeting about our group" and held out a flyer to me.


I took that flyer with my little thumb nub that was peeking out from the bags of bacon and other breakfast foods I was carrying, looked that whore straight in the eyes, and said "thank you mam, I hope you have a great morning".


It felt good to be nice to someone. It was a sunny day and it's great to be alive.

 

[Vazra]

looked that whore straight in the eyes

Call me that in person Halcyon

 

[FloatOn]

A Jehovas Witness came up to me as I was getting out of my car on Saturday. I had both of my hands full and she's like "I just want to invite you to a meeting about our group" and held out a flyer to me.


I took that flyer with my little thumb nub that was peeking out from the bags of bacon and other breakfast foods I was carrying, looked that whore straight in the eyes, and said "thank you mam, I hope you have a great morning".


It felt good to be nice to someone. It was a sunny day and it's great to be alive.

cool story mviii

reminds me of the time this kid came up to me peddling his hip hop demo while I pumped gas into my car. he asked me if I liked hip hop and you should have seen his face when I told him that Killer Mike is my hero and handed him a $5

 

[Granadier]

my control panel is invisible :O

Windows XP. That's not something I've seen for awhile.
Sorry about your control panel. RIP

 

[Halcyon]

cool story mviii

reminds me of the time this kid came up to me peddling his hip hop demo while I pumped gas into my car. he asked me if I liked hip hop and you should have seen his face when I told him that Killer Mike is my hero and handed him a $5

Was the demo the new hotness.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

Welp.

Afternoon, GAF. Flush with blowjob gifs I see.

 

[Misha]

Every time I open lgbt(etc)GAF it just doesn't seem like I can relate/fit in. Disappointing

Windows XP. That's not something I've seen for awhile.
Sorry about your control panel. RIP

Welcome to the tech industry *confetti*

 

[FloatOn]

Was the demo the new hotness.

it was hot garbage

like really really bad

 

[Granadier]

Every time I open lgbt(etc)GAF it just doesn't seem like I can relate/fit in. Disappointing


Welcome to the tech industry *confetti*

Legacy tech industry?

 

[Halcyon]

Call me that in person Halcyon

If you could do some Van Damme like splits then we'd be cooking with fire.

Please don't post him doing them. I am joking.

 

[Clydefrog]

I remember rollerblading as a kid. I would work up so much speed but never learned how to properly brake/stop so I'd usually just crash in the grass.

Grass Crasher. Damn, that's what they should have called me.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I find it hilarious that I left GAF for literally a full fucking year and this thread still exists

 

[Granadier]

I find it hilarious that I left GAF for literally a full fucking year and this thread still exists

Why'd you get banned?

 

[Misha]

Legacy tech industry?

sorta. thats why they have it but they gave it to me just cause they were out of windows 7 computers

I find it hilarious that I left GAF for literally a full fucking year and this thread still exists

it was just waiting for you so it could end

 

[PirateKing]

Had a dream I was kissing my friend and some things were leading to another. I guess he is pretty cute and I wouldn't mind kissing him but gay dreams are increasing lately lol

 

[Vazra]

Had a dream I was kissing my friend and some things were leading to another. I guess he is pretty cute and I wouldn't mind kissing him but gay dreams are increasing lately lol

Is that why you don't talk with me lately? Awwww

 

[You Know Nothing]

Had a dream I was kissing my friend and some things were leading to another. I guess he is pretty cute and I wouldn't mind kissing him but gay dreams are increasing lately lol

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I find it hilarious that I left GAF for literally a full fucking year and this thread still exists

it was on its last legs until february fake pic this year inflused it with new blood

 

[Halcyon]

have we been sharing the same needle? I don't want aids.

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I find it hilarious that I left GAF for literally a full fucking year and this thread still exists

GAF decides when you get to leave.

 

[Vazra]

have we been sharing the same needle? I don't want aids.

Spoiler

By needle you mean dick?

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Fuck Mondays 4eveeeerrrrr

 

[Vazra]

Fuck Mondays 4eveeeerrrrr

I hate all days equally. Fuck the whole week.

 

[PirateKing]

Is that why you don't talk with me lately? Awwww

Yeah some other guy stole my heart.

I'm probably Bi tbh lol still haven't tried so I don't know.

Fuck Mondays 4eveeeerrrrr

It's Tuesday tho

have we been sharing the same needle? I don't want aids.

Send nudes

 

[Symphonia]

1) It's not that weird

2) Why'd you ask it like that? I know you're the direct type, but sometimes that can come off as rude. What you did was kinda rude which is why she went all funny.

It is a bit weird.

And I am direct, she knows this. If she can't handle it, that's on her, not me.

 

[Misha]

I'm probably Bi tbh lol still haven't tried so I don't know.

high five for the "probably bi but haven't tried club"!

(though I'm of the belief that you don't need to try to know your attractions)

 

[Halcyon]

Send nudes

I don't have any. The only people that have them are the thousands of people on the internet that I made bad decisions with.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Why'd you get banned?

Requested.

 

[PirateKing]

high five for the "probably bi but haven't tried club"!

(though I'm of the belief that you don't need to try to know your attractions)

I'd definitely try cute type of guys. Don't like rough looking guys. I think I care a lot about how slim they are especially their nose. Something about the nose that's scratching my head haha

I don't have any. The only people that have them are the thousands of people on the internet that I made bad decisions with.

I don't regret sending any ever. I don't even care if someone posts it to my Facebook profile, I'll even say "yep that's me". No nude is a mistake.

 

[FloatOn]

I had a nightmare last night where I was in a unisex bathroom that for some reason had urinals. These urinals did not have privacy walls so this female came in and started watching me piss. Her eyes turned black and my piss turned to blood.

What does it mean?

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I watched episode 1 of The 100.

It didn't catch me.

 

[Halcyon]

I had a nightmare last night where I was in a unisex bathroom that for some reason had urinals. These urinals did not have privacy walls so this female came in and started watching me piss. Her eyes turned black and my piss turned to blood.

What does it mean?