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She seemed pretty boring to be honest but most people are.
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FakeGAF Book 4: A Game of Thirst
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She seemed pretty boring to be honest but most people are.
Chuckie
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RobotNinjaHornets
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Transhuman
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Nathan for You
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yNoIJBJVeGc
Who would you rather kiss, Burke or a dead facehugger?
fengshuifever
Member
I'm still in disbelief towards the opening post.
I was going post but I decided against it.
*sigh*
I was summoned to fuck these kids up so I had to go do it
trab pu kcip
Member
facehugger.
Silphonica
Banned
brocolli is probably the best food ever, and i hate vegetables in general.
Brocolli has the ability to smell like farts
Asparagus >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brocolli
Silphonica
Banned
asparagus is not tasty and turns your piss smelly and radioactive, would not recommend.
What the heck. That's just bizarre
Yeah I had to stop drinking my piss once I started eating asparagus... What?
Asparagus is delicious. Broccoli sucks.
RobotNinjaHornets
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What the fuck are you doing to broccoli you weirdo
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Wrong.
Sauteed green asparagus are about the tastiest thing you can do just by throwing shit to a pan.
Broc looks like a poorly treated STD.
Idk.. my bff jell?
Ask the internet, ya wanker
They were showing slides of STDs in some health class or something when I was in HS and I'll never forget the one that looked like cauliflower. Ever since then I've been worried about catching cauliflower penis from someone. I'm not sure what exactly it is (I just don't remember) and I'm far too scared to google it and find out.
Silphonica
Banned
who said anything about drinking piss lmao
man, you all suck.
#broccrew
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Transhuman
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Only if you never drunkenly sang "say it ain't so".
fengshuifever
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I kinda want to see this now
<clicks thread>
Aaaaaand subscribed. I want to see deep this rabbit hole goes.
Edit : I will never understand spoiler culture. I find the mystery is in the journey or how the details play out rather than the details themselves.
Re: Broccoli. We live in a world where both broccoli and asparagus are things. Two vegetables that can co-exist in a delicious marriage of flavours (in the right hands).
Cauliflower can fuck right off though, unless it's in soup form
By the way, gonna do some more Super Metroid streaming because I feel it in my bones.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
No seriously, how are you cooking broccoli because I have NEVER had thisIdk.. my bff jell?
Ask the internet, ya wanker
Silphonica
Banned
fuck cauliflower.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Probably a bad case of warts. Those are no joke and much more spread out than many people think.
Rubber up, folks.
Also, cauliflower has no redeeming qualities. The smell alone makes me dry heave.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Good morning, FakeGAF...
How are you this morning?
I want a golden retriever so bad
How are you this morning?
I want a golden retriever so bad
ThoseDeafMutes
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I don't get cauliflower because there's no dish that is improved by it. Every time I think of a dish that I like which contains cauliflower, it's always just as good or better if I sub it out for some other veg.
Funky Papa
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Transhuman
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Good morning, FakeGAF...
How are you this morning?
I want a golden retriever so bad
I saw one in a car with the window down the other day and I rubbed the underside of his or her head with my hand and I was certain for a second that dogs had souls until I remembered that no animals have souls.
Cauliflower is free if you fuck the right person. It'll grow on ya #cauliboy
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
trab pu kcip
Member
of course they have souls!! try killing a dog in Dark Souls and see what happens
okay my last okcupid adventure anecdote for today...some guy was worried I was a fake profile and I sent him a mail stating that I was a nigerian Princess named Temitope with a sick mother that needed his bank account information.
he didn't respond. it's good to filter out the ones without an amazing sense of humor as soon as possible.
okay my last okcupid adventure anecdote for today...some guy was worried I was a fake profile and I sent him a mail stating that I was a nigerian Princess named Temitope with a sick mother that needed his bank account information.
he didn't respond. it's good to filter out the ones without an amazing sense of humor as soon as possible.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Cool, the chances are in my favour then, sweet
Just in case, would Undone be acceptable?
You fuck
CrudeDiatribe
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I really can't stand broccoli but love asparagus (which I also hated as a kid, along with squash-- broccoli and brothel sprouts remain as the despised veggies).
Anyone else see Nathan (from Nathan for You)'s documentary covering the 2008 US election? Saw it at a screening that Nathan was at. Film itself was really awkward as you might expect and then it was super awkward filing out of the theatre by him.
Turns out I don't like super awkward things so will never watch Nathan for You.
Anyone else see Nathan (from Nathan for You)'s documentary covering the 2008 US election? Saw it at a screening that Nathan was at. Film itself was really awkward as you might expect and then it was super awkward filing out of the theatre by him.
Turns out I don't like super awkward things so will never watch Nathan for You.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Raw carrot is best
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Damn you big indie devs *shakes fist*
Always corrupting our YouTube celebrities *shakes fist even harder*
lol
Like YouTube celebrities have any ethics in the first place
Hahaha
Chuckie
Member
Good morning, FakeGAF...
How are you this morning?
I want a golden retriever so bad
Good morning. I thought you said 'Golden shower' :O
Must be the combination of golden, morning and the fact I also saw cauliflower in the corner of my eye.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
I pointed out how silly he sounds and then he attacked me.
almost replied with something that coulda gotten me banned but danger sense stopped me
PirateKing
Junior Member
I have never in my life woke up thinking in my dream that I didn't go gym today. I woke up to go to lift. This is a higher calling.
Also broccoli is fucking tasty.
Also broccoli is fucking tasty.
Zyzz is calling to you from Olympus, brah. You are the next prophet. Brophet.
trab pu kcip
Member
which cold medicine does actually work?
Chuckie
Member
None. There is no cure.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Well Calpol tastes nice at least
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