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[The_Poet]

Got into work only to find a hole in my jeans.

Located directly on the gooch.

 

[Funky Papa]

Got into work only to find a hole in my jeans.

Located directly on the gooch.

Step 2: Find raunchy secretary.
Step 3: ????
Step 4: Profit!

Just be like me and have a resting bitch face.

 

[The_Poet]

The secretaries here might as well be strange swamp people

 

[Risgroo]

The secretaries here might as well be strange swamp people

Just ask them if you can see their myrish swamps

 

[The_Poet]

Maybe I'll be able to feel their mildew

 

[Funky Papa]

This convo is bringing some memories I thought long buried and forgotten.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Fuck the music industry

 

[Funky Papa]

This is ridiculous, almost offensive and absolutely on my to-do list for the next cheat meal

I Made A Spanish Tortilla Out Of Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips

It looks surprisingly legit.

 

[Windam]

All my expressions are variants of my resting bitch face.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Fuck the music industry

The music industry is basically filled with professional thieves but they're called label execs.

 

[zeemumu]

This is ridiculous, almost offensive and absolutely on my to-do list for the next cheat meal

I Made A Spanish Tortilla Out Of Salt and Vinegar Potato Chips

It looks surprisingly legit.

How many cooks did it take to make that? Too many, probably.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'll be trying to conquer Sen's Fortress in Dark Souls now.

For all the hype, Blighttown wasn't actually that bad. Poison swamp in Demon's Souls remains the most hellish level I've encountered in this series at this point.

 

[Josh with a J]

meow

 

[You Know Nothing]

meow

Woof.

 

[Josh with a J]

You dog you

 

[You Know Nothing]

I am a cur. I cannot deny.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'll be trying to conquer Sen's Fortress in Dark Souls now.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Poet, you didn't happen to swap jeans with me without me noticing? I now have a hole in mine.

 

[Windam]

Fuck the World Off

 

[You Know Nothing]

How does one fuck the world off?

Poet, you didn't happen to swap jeans with me without me noticing? I now have a hole in mine.

My boxer briefs have a hole in the ass.

Convenience!

 

[Clydefrog]

How does one fuck the world off?



My boxer briefs have a hole in the ass.

Convenience!

Mine do too but that's because I fart solar flares

 

[zeemumu]

I'll be trying to conquer Sen's Fortress in Dark Souls now.

For all the hype, Blighttown wasn't actually that bad. Poison swamp in Demon's Souls remains the most hellish level I've encountered in this series at this point.

Watch out for the boulders.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Huehuehuehuehue.

That was a damn good one.

 

[zeemumu]

I have a bad habit of anonymously leaving compliments/advice to my friends on Tumblr when they're having a rough day. Wait, is it still a bad habit if I'm helping people?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I have a bad habit of anonymously leaving compliments/advice to my friends on Tumblr when they're having a rough day. Wait, is it still a bad habit if I'm helping people?

I once left an anon message on someone's tumblr and they thought I was someone who was stalking them since apparently they'd been getting spammed by someone through those ask boxes.

I never went on tumblr after that.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I once left an anon message on someone's tumblr and they thought I was someone who was stalking them since apparently they'd been getting spammed by someone through those ask boxes.

I never went on tumblr after that.

I'm #ded

 

[zeemumu]

I once left an anon message on someone's tumblr and they thought I was someone who was stalking them since apparently they'd been getting spammed by someone through those ask boxes.

I never went on tumblr after that.

I have a tumblr but I don't want people to know it's mine just like how I don't let people know about my GAF account.

 

[Windam]

zee runs a porn blog confirmed.

 

[zeemumu]

zee runs a porn blog confirmed.

Strangely enough it's everyone besides me who runs a porn blog. I learned stuff...thangs...about people that I probably shouldn't know. Can't look at them the same.

 

[Windam]

What the hell am i supposed to do with a GIF, tumblr? Reverse image search it to find out what video it is? Half the time it's some obscure video and nobody has the goddamn decency to post names, leading to very exhausting searches for (much of the time) underwhelming videos. Fuck that site.

 

[Josh with a J]

That feel when you get kicked out of the beer pong tourny in under 20 mins

OWNED

 

[You Know Nothing]

I have an obscene amount of porn blogs follow me which makes no sense because I rarely ever post porn!

 

[Josh with a J]

That's what they all say

 

[You Know Nothing]

The most I post is butt. And even that's sparingly.

Spoiler

Okay, I reblogged a dick a few days ago. But that's even rarer.

 

[Turin]

meow

Woof.

MoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[You Know Nothing]

It probably doesn't help that my blog's current title is "Perusing His Dick"

IT'S AN AZEALIA BANKS LYRIC OKAY.

I'm not that kind of blog.

MoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Quack.

 

[Josh with a J]

Ribbit

first person that can't come up with a animal noise that hasn't been used loses!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oink.

Because I really am a pig.

 

[Josh with a J]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

(ps sheep)

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I've been doing nothing but a shitton of calculus problems for the past almost 5 hours and i wanna stop... my brain hurts.

 

[Windam]

I've been doing nothing but a shitton of calculus problems for the past almost 5 hours and i wanna stop... my brain hurts.

I should be doing that

 

[You Know Nothing]

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

(ps sheep)

Neigggggggggghhhhhhhhh.

I hope I haven't attracted MLP GAF.

 

[Turin]

Chillin back after a long day of work. Feels good man.

 

[zeemumu]

I should be doing that

Same. How will I ever become hokage if I don't do my calculus?

 

[Windam]

Same. How will I ever become hokage if I don't do my calculus?

How will I pass my calculus midterm if I don't do my calculus?

 

[Josh with a J]

Cheat, the answer is always to find a way to cheat

 

[zeemumu]

How will I pass my calculus midterm if I don't do my calculus?

Reverse engineer the formulaa

 

[smokeandmirrors]

partial derivatives sometimes require juggling way to many variables.

i just put down as an answer "something!" since it required me to plug in a bunch of numbers and im not about that life right now.

Reverse engineer the formulaa

pffft easy

 

[You Know Nothing]

Cheat, the answer is always to find a way to cheat

You didn't do an animal noise.

I WIN.

 

[Windam]

Using the formula dy/dx (sqrt2*sinx/tanx/sinx+cosx) / sinxcosx, determine the amount of Mexicans who (a) successfully hop, and (b) attempt to hop the USA-Mexico border every day.