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[Funky Papa]

Emoting hard is so overrated.

 

[Windam]

Jake I can't see that pic on mobile.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This Royksopp song Caramel Afternoon. I can't.

What kind of perfect otherworldy ambiance? Giving me Biosphere vibes. All the negativemen.

Jake I can't see that pic on mobile.

Sis, there is no picture anyway.

 

[Windam]

Fuckin' guy.

 

[Josh with a J]

HEYOOOOOOOOOO

 

[You Know Nothing]

HEYOOOOOOOOOO

Heyooooo daddy-o.

Imagine I'm in a leather jacket with a pompadour. It will work better that way.

 

[zeemumu]

I DID IT! I BEAT SMOUGH AND ORNSTEIN! I can warp between bonfires now! Thanks for having my back, Solaire.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Shit, reminds me I still haven't beaten Chaos Witch Quelaag.

I'll try today.

 

[Funky Papa]

Newsflash: cat people are fucking crazy.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Not true. I'm as sane as the next man. Of course, given that the next man is you...

 

[Funky Papa]

I'm paused and germane.

Ignore the baby lotion and the locks of hair on the floor.

 

[You Know Nothing]

As long as you don't tell me to rub the lotion on my skin.

 

[Funky Papa]

...or else it get's the hose again.

 

[zeemumu]

Shit, reminds me I still haven't beaten Chaos Witch Quelaag.

I'll try today.

The shitty thing about Ornstein and Smough is that you have to fight them at the same time. It's not like the Bell Gargoyles. They had the same fighting pattern. Ornstein has a lightning lance and is fast while Smough is a huge guy with a hammer. And killing one causes the other to take their abilities, and they can't be killed at the same time to avoid it. If you kill Ornstein first, Smough gets his lightning powers. If you kill Smough first, Ornstein gets huge and keeps his speed.

The trick for Quelaag is dodging the AoE making sure that you don't let her spread lava all over the arena. Before you go in, reverse the hollowing and summon maneater mildred. If there's no maneater mildred sign, travel to the far end of the swamp so that she can invade your game, then beat her and you should be able to summon her at that point. She's basically a distraction for Quelaag so you can attack without having to worry about blocking.

 

[Windam]

God you guys are geeks

 

[You Know Nothing]

The Irrepressibles - Two Men in Love

God, the buildup in this song.

:giantnegativeman:

God you guys are geeks

Says the resident Tolkein stan. You ain't foolin' anyone, siS.

 

[Risgroo]

Uuuugh those Assassin's Creed reviews. Trashsassin's creed

 

[zeemumu]

God you guys are geeks

But Windam, you can never have...Too Many Cooks.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I saw that Too Many Cooks thread in the OT and initially read it as Too Many Cocks. :negman:

Uuuugh those Assassin's Creed reviews. Trashsassin's creed

Wait. You mean professional reviewers are actually trashing it?

I LIVE.

[edit]: So many 7's. That basically tells the casual consumer it's trash and isn't worth anything. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. LET THE GODDAMN BUBBLE FINALLY BURST.

 

[Clydefrog]

I haven’t played an AssCreed game since Revelations… guess I won’t be playing one anytime soon either.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I haven’t played an AssCreed game since Revelations… guess I won’t be playing one anytime soon either.

ACII and Brotherhood are the only ones worth playing.

ACII because it took the first's base and drastically improved it. Brotherhood because it took ACII's improvements and refined them further. Everything after that has been formulaic rehash after formulaic rehash.

 

[Turin]

I'm having fun so far but I just started, getting all the viewpoints at the moment. Paris is gorgeous.

Story seems okay(cool cinematics anyway) but the main character is just a dull Ezio clone. -_-

Thinking on it, all the Greyjoys in the series are irredeemable TRASH. Except Asha and Theon.

And Theon had to go through some Hellraiser type shit to become redeemable.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Get into it. Pretty orchestral and Jamie McDermott's vocals >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[zeemumu]

I was going to go to Disneyland today since this is my first full day off but it's crowded right now so nope.

 

[Toa TAK]

It's time for you to get a Kuvira avatar, zeemumu.

 

[Risgroo]

ACII and Brotherhood are the only ones worth playing.

ACII because it took the first's base and drastically improved it. Brotherhood because it took ACII's improvements and refined them further. Everything after that has been formulaic rehash after formulaic rehash.

I still had a lot of fun with 3 and 4 tho, but Unity looks like a disaster at the moment. I think I'll wait for it to hit the bargain bins/get a ton of patches before I pick it up.

I'm having fun so far but I just started, getting all the viewpoints at the moment. Paris is gorgeous.

Story seems okay(cool cinematics anyway) but the main character is just a dull Ezio clone. -_-

Is he better than Connor at least? :S

 

[zeemumu]

It's time for you to get a Kuvira avatar, zeemumu.

I would, but, you know...

Do you guys think it's likely that I'm idealizing relationships too much because I spend too much time on social media sites where my friends do nothing but post cheesy quotes underneath pictures of themselves with their SO's? Do you think I'd get over it if I took a break from Instagram and the other sites/blocked people who do that?

 

[smokeandmirrors]

I wanted to play ass creed 3 but I don't know anyone who has it, neither of my consoles are hooked up, and I don't want to give Ubisoft a dime of my money so...

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Holy shit the boos for Cena in Liverpool were amazing

Thank you scousers

 

[You Know Nothing]

Do you guys think it's likely that I'm idealizing relationships too much because I spend too much time on social media sites where my friends do nothing but post cheesy quotes underneath pictures of themselves with their SO's? Do you think I'd get over it if I took a break from Instagram and the other sites/blocked people who do that?

Most likely. You're only being exposed to good aspects that way which could lead you to idealize relationships and give the illusion that they're easy to maintain.

They're not. Spoilers.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

5 mins to interview, gulp

 

[You Know Nothing]

For?

Are Em's parents conducting an interview to ensure you're a suitable suitor?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Full time position doing what I'm currently doing casually at the same place.

 

[Clydefrog]

Her parents will probably mistake his Australian accent for British and think he’s well-off and intelligent instead of the desert convict he really is.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Full time position doing what I'm currently doing casually at the same place.

O I C.

Good luck!

Her parents will probably mistake his Australian accent for British and think he’s well-off and intelligent instead of the desert convict he really is.

All Brits are suave and sophisticated lol9. Every American knows this.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

All Brits are suave and sophisticated lol9. Every American knows this.

Especially chavs. Most sophisticated people on the planet.

 

[Windam]

British is the new French

 

[You Know Nothing]

Especially chavs. Most sophisticated people on the planet.

u wot m8?

I'll bash yer fukin' 'ead in I swear on me mum.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Oh man I totes have an actual muscle in both my arms

 

[You Know Nothing]

Let the power flow through you!

British is the new French

French accents tho.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

French surnames tho

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

u wot m8?

I'll bash yer fukin' 'ead in I swear on me mum.

I'll hit ya in the gabber.

Oh man I totes have an actual muscle in both my arms

Good goooood.

Spoiler

I got them just a week after starting

 

[Windam]

My degree is (going to be) useless ;___;

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Good goooood.

Spoiler

I got them just a week after starting

You motherfucker

Spoiler

Yeah, they showed up fairly quickly but I'm still not used to it >_>

Also, still no idea if I'm doing barbell rows properly. They are hard.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Her parents will probably mistake his Australian accent for British and think he’s well-off and intelligent instead of the desert convict he really is.

Dessert convict maybe


Mmmmm sticky date pudding

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

You motherfucker

Spoiler

Yeah, they showed up fairly quickly but I'm still not used to it >_>

Also, still no idea if I'm doing barbell rows properly. They are hard.

I haven't done barbell rows, I do dumbbell rows instead. I also do dumbbell curls and barbell curls. I can barely lift, though. 12Kg on the dumbbells and 5Kg either side on the barbell.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I haven't done barbell rows, I do dumbbell rows instead. I also do dumbbell curls and barbell curls. I can barely lift, though. 12Kg on the dumbbells and 5Kg either side on the barbell.

Do squats bro

I'm doing Stronglifts, it's working out pretty well. Squats (60lbs, so 7.5lb each side), bench press (55lbs), barbell rows (70lbs, though not doing all the reps), overhead press (...ish, still attempting 45lbs. ie. the empty bar) and deadlifts (95lbs, though that nearly killed me).

It's good though, 'cause you're adding 5lbs to each exercise if you manage to do all 5 sets of 5 reps, so there's that constant progression. I like it.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Dessert convict maybe


Mmmmm sticky date pudding

Sticky date pudding looks p good.

Would eat.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Do squats bro

I'm doing Stronglifts, it's working out pretty well. Squats (60lbs, so 7.5lb each side), bench press (55lbs), barbell rows (70lbs, though not doing all the reps), overhead press (...ish, still attempting 45lbs. ie. the empty bar) and deadlifts (95lbs, though that nearly killed me).

It's good though, 'cause you're adding 5lbs to each exercise if you manage to do all 5 sets of 5 reps, so there's that constant progression. I like it.

Woah, breh bro, more than I can do. How heavy did you start out with? I need to stop using machines already and just do this stuff.

 

[zeemumu]

I don't want my butt to get any bigger than it already is so I tend to avoid squats. It's weird to have "dat ass" and be a guy, so when I do work out I usually do cardio then alternate between chest/triceps and back/biceps, and leg day.