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Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

You Know Nothing said:
You didn't do an animal noise.

I WIN.

Wait I forgot my own rules

redo

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

*lion*

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T COUNT.

Josh with a J said:
Wait I forgot my own rules

redo

Sorry, bb. But no.

Accept my victory! Accept your defeat!

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

Screw you

Ima take my ball and go home

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

Josh with a J said:
Screw you

Ima take my ball and go home

Sore loser!

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

I never lose bro, I only quit

zeemumu · Nov 13, 2014

I had to write a lord of the rings choose your own adventure program for my programming final. I wish he gave the papers back so I could keep it.

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

I'm going to be perfectly honest and admit I would get corrupted by the ring in like 2 seconds and keep it forever

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

Josh with a J said:
I'm going to be perfectly honest and admit I would get corrupted by the ring in like 2 seconds and keep it forever

The Ring had that power over anyone not Sauron, save for the Valar and Tom Bombadil (provided he was not at the Crack of Doom). The Ring would eventually leave you, regardless of your will or not. but, even without the Ring, Sauron had the power to take over Middle-earth.

zeemumu · Nov 13, 2014

Josh with a J said:
I'm going to be perfectly honest and admit I would get corrupted by the ring in like 2 seconds and keep it forever

I've had it since sophomore year of high school. I don't wear it as often anymore, but if I lose it I'll freak the fuck out.

smokeandmirrors · Nov 13, 2014

zeemumu said:
I had to write a lord of the rings choose your own adventure program for my programming final. I wish he gave the papers back so I could keep it.

none of my programming finals were ever that fun

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

No way, the ring would realize I am way more cooler and evil. We would def become bros

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

Josh with a J said:
No way, the ring would realize I am way more cooler and evil. We would def become bros

Do NOT question my authoriteh on the subject.

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

Whateva, I'll just write a cannon new book that takes place later after I remade the ring

zeemumu · Nov 13, 2014

Windam said:
The Ring had that power over anyone not Sauron, save for the Valar and Tom Bombadil (provided he was not at the Crack of Doom). The Ring would eventually leave you, regardless of your will or not. but, even without the Ring, Sauron had the power to take over Middle-earth.

The Ring's friends kept telling it to go out and find someone new, but it always found itself coming back to Sauron, not matter how many times it left him.

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

zeemumu said:
The Ring's friends kept telling it to go out and find someone new, but it always found itself coming back to Sauron, not matter how many times it left him.

Sauron was the ring's master. Whenever he fingered it, penetrating it, the ring would realize no other man's fingers would be like Sauron's. The ring felt safe resting on Sauron's large, iron-clad finger.

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

So he had like uhhh a condom made of iron? That sounds painful

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

After the fall of Númenor, Sauron could never again take on fair form. Thus, he stuck to his Dark Lord form, where he was around 9 feet tall or so, clad in black armour.

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

Could he paint his armor if he ever felt like lightening things up?

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

All this conversation has done is make me sure of two things.

1. Kevin's the biggest nerd in this thread.

2. Getting fingered by Sauron would be extremely painful.

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

You Know Nothing said:
All this conversation has done is make me sure of two things.

1. Kevin's the biggest nerd in this thread.

2. Getting fingered by Sauron would be extremely painful.

1. Fuck you, I'm a geek, but only for Gundam and Tolkien.

(Well I am kind of a nerd since I love science and shit...)

2. Getting fingered by Sauron would actually kill you. His body gave off immense quantities of heat, so much so that he burnt Gil-Galad to death when they grappled with one another.

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

GOD DAMN NERDS

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

I really wish to be tagged as "the Dark Lord".

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

Windam said:
1. Fuck you, I'm a geek, but only for Gundam and Tolkien.

(Well I am kind of a nerd since I love science and shit...)

2. Getting fingered by Sauron would actually kill you. His body gave off immense quantities of heat, so much so that he burnt Gil-Galad to death when they grappled with one another.

1. Semantics!

2. So my prolapsed colon would be charred black too. Damn.

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

You Know Nothing said:
1. Semantics!

2. So my prolapsed colon would be charred black too. Damn.

2. You'd actually be reduced to ash.

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

Josh with a J said:
GOD DAMN NERDS

You play WoW, bae. Glass houses, stones, and all that.

Windam said:
2. You'd actually be reduced to ash.

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

It's no longer nerdy to play wow, get with the times bro

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

You Know Nothing said:

Indeed, as in literally smouldering hot, hotter than fire hot.

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

Windam said:
Indeed, as in literally smouldering hot, hotter than fire hot.

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

brrrrrrrrrruq

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

What makes this funny is you know it's completely serious.

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

I refuse to be idle while the gays and lesbians and trans people attempt to recruit more of our young people into their cults. If we allow these heathens to run about freely and even get married and buy homes as if they were normal people, what could possibly come next? America is allowing itself to become to next Sodom and Gomorrah. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

Duress · Nov 13, 2014

Time for the asexual pride movement

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

Duress said:
Time for the asexual pride movement

Are you asexual? I know someone who is, and he said they still want romantic relationships, just no touchy-feely. Blew my mind. I can't even comprehend it. It seems like hell. D:

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

Think of all the trouble my penis has gotten me into that could have been avoided were I asexual.

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

Wouldn't stop you from wanting a bear beside you. Of course, he won't be touching you, or cradling you in his huge, soft hands that smell of vanilla. Just... fuck man, I don't know.

Duress · Nov 13, 2014

Windam said:
Are you asexual? I know someone who is, and he said they still want romantic relationships, just no touchy-feely. Blew my mind. I can't even comprehend it. It seems like hell. D:

No, I'm not. I guess, the intimacy comes from opening up emotionally?

Windam · Nov 13, 2014

Duress said:
No, I'm not. I guess, the intimacy comes from opening up emotionally?

Maybe. But as someone who loves to cuddle and hug shit, I just can't imagine a life like that.

*goes to bed and hugs pillow*

:'(

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

Windam said:
Wouldn't stop you from wanting a bear beside you. Of course, he won't be touching you, or cradling you in his huge, soft hands that smell of vanilla. Just... fuck man, I don't know.

We'd link minds like the Asari in Mass Effect.

zeemumu · Nov 13, 2014

You Know Nothing said:
What makes this funny is you know it's completely serious.

These types of things boomerang back and forth too much for my taste, like when being a Christian was horrible and would get you killed, then not being a Christian was horrible and might get you killed, and now it's back to being Christian is horrible. Meet in the middle and say you can do whatever you want and stop tipping the scales towards one or the other. I think it's mostly because people do it ironically to the point where it stops being ironic. And that's why hipsters should be sealed into the internet by the seven sages, never to return.

Everyone shut up, go do your own thing, and stop bothering the other people.

LuffyZoro · Nov 13, 2014

Hot damn, I used the flat screen mirror line on a tinder girl and it actually worked.

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

MEEEEEEERKATS

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

Em would be proud of Lorde defending Taylor's honor. #bootyshaming #penisshaming

For the record, I've seen Diplo's dick. And Lorde didn't lie.

I LIVE.

LuffyZoro said:
Hot damn, I used the flat screen mirror line on a tinder girl and it actually worked.

Kevin am cry.

Josh with a J said:
MEEEEEEERKATS

Pandas tho.

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

Meeeeerkating

Need more alcohol *glug glug*

You Know Nothing · Nov 13, 2014

Josh with a J said:
Meeeeerkating

Need more alcohol *glug glug*

It's only Thursday. LOVE YOURSELF.

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

I got nothing to do tomorrow plus I'm not drinking alone

MEERKAT

smokeandmirrors · Nov 13, 2014

gonna need a lot of alcohols after this test tomorrow

Clydefrog · Nov 13, 2014

is there a better minor futurama character than hedonism bot?

Josh with a J · Nov 13, 2014

Bender's son

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