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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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Slap yourself in the face hard.
Feel that jolt?
Imagine if it was coming from someone else, and someone you were attracted to.
It's electric.
Or maybe I'm just sick!
edit: this guy gets it
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Oh you into blasphemy sex? Kinky Seath.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
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fengshuifever
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This artbook is everything.
I got this 2 christmas eve's ago and it's one of my favourite art books of all time.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
omg...cutie
Id rather just get slapped in the butt. Butt shocks feel way better
Last of the gratuitous baby posts for awhile.
For some reason this is what I would expect to be someone's dating profile picture, like in Tinder or OkC.
"Look! I can make another human being and take care of it!"
lol
I was cleaning a bit my room and saw it along with LK1&2 guides. We are connected handsome.
Well that's normal. I can't say I'd be comfortable slapping a woman in the face, thankfully none have asked for it. *I* want to get slapped in the face, though, but I don't want it to be expected. Hard to arrange that. If I ask then I expect.
The only way I know how to get people to start doing things in a relationship is to do it to them first and they later do it back and it becomes standard. Don't think that would work for you
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
out of everyone in fakegaf who would you kill, marry, and fuck
You Know Nothing
Member
Mainly rope bondage. Having hands and feet tied. Sometimes a rope web.
Not really here for most leather bondage gear and outfits.
Replace "this thread" with "you" #kinkshaming
Not everyone enjoys missionary covered in tears and vanilla ice cream.
Now that I think about it, getting punched in the stomach tickles to me and I enjoy getting tackled (so long as my head doesn't hit anything) not sure I could see that be sexual but idk
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
my face is everywhere
yes, peasants. worship me.
yes, peasants. worship me.
liliththepale
Banned
I'm sure BboyA7 or whatever his name is would love to slap you.
Wanna hang out? Netflix and Chill? Steam and Chill?
Netflix and chill is the best. It just is.
Yeah, right? Sorry to interrupt the sex talk, but the hell is that guy's problem? He's been doing this to me for almost 3 years now. The only reason I remember his name is because he's always saying shit to/about me.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
If you don't watch TV shows in this generation, you get no chill.
Tiddums, YKN, Windam
fengshuifever
Member
He's playing the long con, he just wants your love
Well negging doesn't work on me. If you say negative shit to me I won't seek your approval. I'll seek revenge.
fengshuifever
Member
Professor Beef
Banned
Yeah, I'd love to get tackled too!
I also really want to black widow someone. Maybe when I get a bf. I really have to blackwidow my future bf.
Getting physical with your SO is the best tbh
You know how in middle school some boys bother girls and it's usually because they like them? It's the same thing here. Maybe he really likes you.
Your power Jobbs, it's the booty, he seent it!
There's, like, only 2-3 women who are into dudes in this thread.
I Netflixed and chilled all damn night with Daredevil. It was a good season.
Yep it's all about the "binge" watching on Netflix.
I would never let you harm YKN!!
(ノಠ益ಠ
ノ彡ɟǝǝq ɹossǝɟoɹdI don't think there are any lesbians here tho
Dragonz, Dragonz, and Dragonz, no particular order
just kidding, the game is stupid and I have no thirst for fucking or killing neogaffers
Professor Beef
Banned
I would never let you harm YKN!!
(ノಠ益ಠ
it's too late
the contract is sealed
You haven't been paying enough attention.
fengshuifever
Member
It's taking every fibre of my being not to just sit down and watch the rest of the DD Season 2 today.
I watched ep 1 with my brother last night and I had to run away back to the computer because I have too much to do and the temptation is far too great
I watched ep 1 with my brother last night and I had to run away back to the computer because I have too much to do and the temptation is far too great
liliththepale
Banned
Are you me?
Still three episodes left though. Right now I'm waiting for my housemate to catch up so we can watch the last three with my date tonight.
I watched up to episode 8, I think.
At some point the show became a bit boringish. I didn't feel invested in what Daredevil and Elektra were doing or the courtroom stuff. TP just killed a bunch of people in prison, though, so that's good.
First you call me an ignorant shit, and then threaten to kill my future husband! How dare you!
I really have a beef with you Professor...
(ノಠ益ಠ
ノ彡┻━┻Are you me?
Still three episodes left though. Right now I'm waiting for my housemate to catch up so we can watch the last three with my date tonight.
Bringing a third person to Netflix and chill already?
You move fast.
Are you me?
Still three episodes left though. Right now I'm waiting for my housemate to catch up so we can watch the last three with my date tonight.
It's addicting as hell. I kept just saying one more episode until I was all the way through. Definitely paying the price today though.
Good luck with the three-way Netflix and chill tonight!
That prison scene right after he kills them all is one of my favorites in all film. It was almost Carrie-esque with how much blood he was covered it. And then the way he just disappears into the tear gas. It was beautiful.
Professor Beef
Banned
First you call me an ignorant shit, and then threaten to kill my future husband! How dare you!
I really have a beef with you Professor...
(ノಠ益ಠ
He disgraced bacon
he must pay
liliththepale
Banned
ha, no, it's not a three-way. I was going to watch a couple days ago with my friend but she had other stuff to deal with last minute, and then I watched JB stream Salt & Sanctuary instead. I watched some of the show by myself yesterday morning, then a lot more with my date last night. My date has been part of our friend group for quite a while, so we just decided to all watch the ending together tonight. There won't be any threesome awkwardness.
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