NO ONE YET, DAMMIT.
Would somebody, anybody, please God, would somebody slap Yzak? I've changed my vote. Flay's a psychopath, but she's pitiable at least. Yzak is a . . . a . . . a not anything polite! Good grief! "Here's our chance to get revenge for Nichol, Yzak! And you're scar!"
WHAT. THE. HELL. IT'S A SCAR. HE CAN HAVE IT REMOVED WITH MAGICAL ZAFT PLASTIC SURGERY. NICHOL IS DEAD. I THINK ONE OF THESE OUTWEIGHS THE OTHER HERE, DAMMIT.
As a matter of fact, it isn't Kira's fault, nor is it Athrun's that Nichol even dies! I mean, yeah, Kira killed him, but fucking Yzak is the one who DEMANDED they rush into battle to avenge his stupid ass scar. Good God I hate this character so much. Dearka's cocky and annoying, but Yzak is a right pain in the ass, and I wish he'd been the one to die. I wish he died in this series PERIOD. So pathetic! "Waaaaaah I have a scar that's manly and doesn't hurt me in any real way! PPPIIIIIITY MEEEEEEE!"
Ugh. UGH. SOMEBODY PLEASE SLAP SOMEBODY ALREADY.
I really, really wanted Mu to slap Kira in episode 30, too. Everybody should just slap everybody in these shows and get it over with. Captain Ramius should slap Lieutenant Badgiruel for being an annoying witch. Badgiruel should slap Ramius for being such a wishy-washy captain. Mu should slap alla that because he's MU LA FLAGA. Sai should slap Kira for stealing his girl. Kira should slap Flay for being a manipulative bitch. Flay should slap herself to see if it makes her less crazy. Lacus should slap Athrun for not actually loving her. Athrun should slap Lacus to see if it makes her realize the world isn't all sugar and rainbows. Rau Le Crueset should slap all of his subordinates in one fell swoop. Cagalli should be slapped once an episode until her face doesn't look like a Jack-O-Lantern anymore. The Gundams should slap each other until they grow wings and I don't know.
The point is, there should be more slapping in this show. Mecha anime is best when people get slapped. Case in point: Marie Meia getting slapped by Relena. Shinji getting slapped by the entire cast. Sosuke getting slapped by Mao. Nobody's slapped Bit Cloud but for the love of God they really should.
Slapping solves all Mecha pilot problems ever. Slapping is so universally proven to help people that doctors the world over slap people as soon as their born in a preemptive strike.
SLAPPING.