Support NeoGAF

[Deleted member 47027]

I've never walked out on a job, but I did get fired for embezzling money. The only reason it didn't get into a lawsuit was because of all the shit I was privy to at that job - people snorting cocaine off of girls' titties in the manager's office, incredible amounts of drug use, harassment cases, and more.

 

[Cagey]

If I had the testicular fortitude (or the lack of intelligence to leave without any safety net), I'd be walking out right now.

 

[strobogo]

I've never walked out on a job, but I did get fired for embezzling money. The only reason it didn't get into a lawsuit was because of all the shit I was privy to at that job - people snorting cocaine off of girls' titties in the manager's office, incredible amounts of drug use, harassment cases, and more.

You really are Vince McMahon, aren't you?

 

[Aiii]

I once quit a job because I hated it, but I finished the week, because I'm a NICE GUY!

 

[Deleted member 47027]

You really are Vince McMahon, aren't you?

I was the manager during these shenanigans. I was in my 20s, cut me some slack!

 

[Rapstah]

In the middle of his match against Sylvester Lefort, Mason Ryan shouts "What did I tell you? I told you no!". No you fucking didn't, you told him "Yes if I lose to you".

Edit: Mason Ryan looks like if you mixed Batista (without tattoos) with the Great Khali.

 

[jmdajr]

I find it "funny" that Maryse essentially provides fans with her own creepshots.

 

[Keyser Soze]

I find it "funny" that Maryse essentially provides fans with her own creepshots.

I find it endearing

 

[FlammableD]

Edit: Mason Ryan looks like if you mixed Batista (without tattoos) with the Great Khali.

There's a reason he's Welshtista.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

I find it "funny" that Maryse essentially provides fans with her own creepshots.

What!?

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I find it "funny" that Maryse essentially provides fans with her own creepshots.

I find it endearing

You can't say something like that without providing examples.

 

[Rapstah]

Commentary keeps cutting in and out during the Tyson Kidd / Aiden English match on NXT. It's not like this is Smackdown, they have tons of time to re-shoot commentary if it's inaccurate.

 

[Forkball]

WWE posted an article titled 15 Superstars you forgot existed. I'm surprised JTG isn't on this list.

 

[Keyser Soze]

You can't say something like that without providing examples.

Her lovely bum is on Instagram

 

[strobogo]

People always compare Hogan and Cena, but Cena's best promo doesn't touch even the phoned in local promos that Hogan used to do. Jesus Christ, I could listen to bizarre Hogan promos about talking to a kid outside of Gold's Gym while sitting on his motorcycle all day. And two shows in a row, Hogan's promo was crazier than Warrior's. This time from shortly before WM7.

 

[jmdajr]

It seems most of these pics are taken by her trainer

This lady

 

[Rapstah]

I hate Corey Graves so much. I don't even know why.

 

[slightconfuse]

It seems most of these pics are taken by her trainer

This lady

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I'm pretty sure Miz took all those pictures for our viewing pleasure. How thoughtful of Mike.

#SharingIsCaring

 

[strobogo]

I'd rather see more of the trainer.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Be respectful.

 

[strobogo]

Be respectful.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Be respectful.

I was pretty respectful to your mom last night.

Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh.

 

[jmdajr]

 

[Carnby]

I didn't just quit the job I hated in Television, I went back to school and changed careers. Sometimes, Being extremely unsatisfied with a job will make you take drastic actions.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Oh man, Alpha Female showed up in TNA last night? I get such a serious boner for her. I might have to watch.

 

[slightconfuse]

Be respectful.

 

[Keyser Soze]

No wonder she left. You whores.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Maurice's best trait was her heel attitude. She was gold!

Really nice hair too.

 

[Rapstah]

Triple H is practically GM of NXT at this point. JBL showed up some time ago but there have been three or four Triple H appearances since then. I guess this makes sense in their fictional corporate hierarchy though.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

No wonder she left. You whores.

You know who else was a whore last night?

 

[Lambda Pie]

No wonder she left. You whores.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

The quality on those Thunderlips vs Rocky gifs is unreal. So hi-def. So pretty.

 

[strobogo]

The quality on those Thunderlips vs Rocky gifs is unreal. So hi-def. So pretty.

Gifcam can do some amazing things if you already are using HD footage. 33FPS and quantize...baby, you got a stew going.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I still need to make a gif of the Magnum PI opening video when he does a double eyebrow wiggle. That's my goal for today.

 

[Soup Bar]

This lady

Holy fuck. Chun Li is real.

 

[FallingEdge]

damn it, as much as I love Archie, I want my Nak av back ;_;

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

damn it, as much as I love Archie, I want my Nak av back ;_;

Can we all just agree to roll back to normal avatars and forget this travesty ever happened?

Nobody fucking cares except Matthew and he's just a troll anyways.

 

[FyreWulff]

What's the story with the Chosen One?

Drew's wife, the wrestler Tiffany, was abusing him at home. She was arrested for domestic abuse. She got fired for the domestic abuse, Drew's push ended because he got assaulted by a woman and didn't fight back.

 

[Perspicacity]

Miz seems like the kind of dude who will eventually leak his own sex tape

 

[darkside31337]

Miz seems like the kind of dude who will eventually leak his own sex tape

Then he really will have his wanted haters.

I doubt it though because he's too awesome to do something that sad.

 

[jmdajr]

UPDATE

Wrestlemania xXx

Premium VIP Signing Schedule
Friday, April 4
6 p.m. – John Cena – SOLD OUT
8 p.m. – Batista – SOLD OUT

Saturday, April 5
3 p.m. – The Undertaker – SOLD OUT

VIP TICKETS — $95*
VIP tickets include:
- Autograph and professional photo with a VIP WWE Superstar
- Exclusive VIP line at the event entrance
- (1) 8x10 glossy photo of the appearing Superstar

VIP Signing Schedule
Thursday, April 3
6 p.m. – Randy Orton – SOLD OUT
8 p.m. – Bret Hart

Saturday, April 5
Session 1:
10 a.m. – Daniel Bryan – SOLD OUT

Session 2:
1 p.m. – Big Show

Session 3:
6 p.m. – Ric Flair
8 p.m. – Sheamus

Sunday, April 6
8 a.m. – Bruno Sammartino
10 a.m. – Rey Mysterio
12 p.m. – Shawn Michaels – SOLD OUT

 

[Aiii]

I don't know about you guys, but Maryse seems insanely shallow.

Which would explain Miz, I suppose.

 

[Xater]

UPDATE

Wrestlemania xXx

Premium VIP Signing Schedule
Friday, April 4
6 p.m. – John Cena – SOLD OUT
8 p.m. – Batista – SOLD OUT

Saturday, April 5
3 p.m. – The Undertaker – SOLD OUT

VIP TICKETS — $95*
VIP tickets include:
- Autograph and professional photo with a VIP WWE Superstar
- Exclusive VIP line at the event entrance
- (1) 8x10 glossy photo of the appearing Superstar

VIP Signing Schedule
Thursday, April 3
6 p.m. – Randy Orton – SOLD OUT
8 p.m. – Bret Hart

Saturday, April 5
Session 1:
10 a.m. – Daniel Bryan – SOLD OUT

Session 2:
1 p.m. – Big Show

Session 3:
6 p.m. – Ric Flair
8 p.m. – Sheamus

Sunday, April 6
8 a.m. – Bruno Sammartino
10 a.m. – Rey Mysterio
12 p.m. – Shawn Michaels – SOLD OUT

Why do the push Big Show again and again?

I don't know about you guys, but Maryse seems insanely shallow.

Which would explain Miz, I suppose.

What makes you think that?

 

[jmdajr]

I don't know about you guys, but Maryse seems insanely shallow.

Which would explain Miz, I suppose.

You know, I don't think Maryse has any ugly friends. Just a quick look at her Instagram(people she's following) and it's nothing but other hot girls posing.

No doubt she had a great gimmick because it came naturally.

 

[Aiii]

What makes you think that?

I always get that feeling when girls start instagramming pictures of their ass and stuff like that, I dunno. I suppose it's because it seems they focus entirely too much on their own looks that I find it hard to believe they don't do the same with other people.

 

[Host Samurai]

Maryse is probably my favorite diva of all time. She played her character like a champ, such charisma

 

[jmdajr]

Maryse is probably my favorite diva of all time. She played her character like a champ, such charisma

She's still living the gimmick brother

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I always get that feeling when girls start instagramming pictures of their ass and stuff like that, I dunno.

But AJ forcefully sticking her ass out during random points in a match makes her not shallow.

Gotcha, chief.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

I don't know about you guys, but Maryse seems insanely shallow.

Which would explain Miz, I suppose.

She's a TV character, she's not supposed to have depth. It'd be ridiculous to expect more. I'm sure she's a real person with real feelings though. It's not right to pidgeonhole people based on their TV character without knowing them.