Spider from Mars
tap that thorax
I really don't want to sleep with this girl because she's like a six. I'm going to try my best not to, hence the wrestling T-shirt
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February Wrasslin' |OT| Did somebody not get what they wanted?
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Spider from Mars
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If I do make the mistake of slam jamming her, I'm calling out Stro's name when/ I If finish
sf2fanatic
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No pointing?
Hardly a question, is it?
Spider from Mars
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Words hurt
Hey, at least you're going to get laid tonight. It's 3AM and the only pussy that's gonna be in my bed tonight is very furry and has a tail. So there you go, good luck on your date!
Spider from Mars
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Firstly, not a date. I agreed to get drinks. Secondly, you called me ugly. You're supposed to be my friend!
A 6/10 isn't ugly, come on now.
Dragonzord called you a 2/10, now that's ugly. It's not like I said you had sharp knees or anything.
Rob Terry & Panda-kun;
Hama smash;
That'd be the easiest way to push him, definitely. He has more charisma than people give him credit for, though, they just need to let him show it more often. I'd have preferred it if he'd just been able to keep his 'Very European' gimmick from the indies, but I have been enjoying his stuff with Zeb & Swagger.
These gifs are wonderful, especially the Hama one. Which promotion are they from?
I'm also not a fan of the "very European" gimmick nor any nationalist gimmick for that matter. Nobody cares about that stuff today. It's not the 70s and 80s. This is also part of the reason I think Rusev's gimmick is boring...I don't care where you're from, dude. I care if you can work and make me feel something.
Net_Wrecker
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Cesaro should be a Transporter/hitman/thief mash up, period. The dude is the Jason Statham of the squared circle, and would headline Wrestlemanias if they took advantage of it. It's unbelievable that they've stuck him with Zeb and Swagger.
He should be competing with The Shield for wetwork and hijacking MITB briefcases with a crew of guys before speeding away in an Audi. He wouldn't even be in the match, he'd just come out with a bunch of hockey masked men,kill knock out all the competitors, and steal the MITB briefcase. WWE, HIRE ME ALREADY, CHRIST.
He should be competing with The Shield for wetwork and hijacking MITB briefcases with a crew of guys before speeding away in an Audi. He wouldn't even be in the match, he'd just come out with a bunch of hockey masked men,
Spirit of Jazz
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Could they put random door-frames w/doors and oil slicks around the ring whenever he appears?
Nocturnowl
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Such a gimmick could play into backstage segments where Cesaro's diva of the month gets swiped by his heel opponent of the month (lets go with ADR) to lead Cesaro into a trap backstage where a mook faction like 3MB armed with instruments of whatever foreign objects they'd employ prepare a surprise attack only to get Cesaro'd in style while pumping music plays from who knows where.
HIGH DRAMA!
HIGH DRAMA!
This SHIELD vs Wyatts write-up is kind of cool
It was also posted on February 10th so it's from the FUTURE
It was also posted on February 10th so it's from the FUTURE
slightconfuse
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forget 6 how bout a 10
bean breath
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I wonder if Spider from Mars digs crazy chicks?
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Wearin a Wrasslin shirt on this "date" with a jobber girl. Will I pile drive this stat padder tonight? I will leave it up to the Wrasslegaf Universe. Vote now!
Why's a 3/10 posting on WrassleGAF?
She ruins it by being with roidzilla
Spirit of Jazz
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Look, let's all just be happy that she's with a guy who puts some effort in his appearance, it's clear from this evening that things could be worse.
bean breath
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Lambda Pie
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i consider Spider getting a 6/10 girl "overachieving".
Top 10 Destructive Elimination Chamber moments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhCld6ukM3E
What a terrible list.
#3 should be #1.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhCld6ukM3E
What a terrible list.
#3 should be #1.
slightconfuse
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Lol @ john Morison .
Lambda Pie
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his uneven eyes are so weird, it's like one is trying to escape his face. looks like a skinny Sloth from the Goonies.
Ambrose was the only good one in FCW
FallingEdge
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I've got that problem too.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Nice.
Good work bean, keep reaching for that ring!
Lambda Pie
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Host Samurai
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Reigns has a fat stomach. He needs to keep the top on.
It only seems like yesterday when Dean Ambrose made his debut in FCW:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unlfgpDk9o
I love that smile from William Regal afterwards.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unlfgpDk9o
I love that smile from William Regal afterwards.
Spider from Mars
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You guys think I'm u-ugly? I was trying to do the peoples eyebrow! My eyes are even!! So mean.
Notice how short trunks are terrible on 100% of their body types? lol
Host Samurai
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I don't know where this Billy Gun hasnt aged shit is coming from. Dude looks old as shit. He's balding, face looks old and his body is melting.
Lambda Pie
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Reigns can't escape the samoan genes.
Buckethead
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Speaking of 6/10 I had sex with a girl who looked a lot like AJ last week.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I'm so sorry.
I've got the same thing with one of my eyes. It's the worst when I smile.
you said she asked 4 times? she wants the d, so give her that date nut bread
Yeah pretty much
No doubt they've all trimmed/bulked up since entering Vince's wacky world. Bray's dropped from a DD to a B cup for starters.
cr_blah_blah
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Black trunks for everyone!
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