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February Wrasslin' |OT| Did somebody not get what they wanted?
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JesseEwiak
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I want Cena to break the streak, partly because it'll make so many people mad on the Internet, including in this thread.
I want to see Cena end the streak by using:
a) a cattle prod and when Taker kicks out at 1, he uses
b) a forklift to pin him, but Taker kicks out at 2, so then he uses
c) a stack of chairs falling onto Taker who is duct taped and handcuffed to a Taker-symbol-shaped cross on the buried alive grave set which is also on fire and Kane is there too for some reason, but Taker kicks out at 2.5, so then Cena uses
d) an STF for the win.
HOWEVER:
The next night, everyone in the company pretends Taker won and the streak's still active. Even when Cena wins the Slammy for MOTY for the Taker match, he'll have lost that match that he gets the award for winning.
It would be like poetry.
I think everyone would just break down into laughter. It'd be too much, Cena becoming the ultimate parody of himself.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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I'm pretty sure I'd quite watching WWE if they thought Cena needed the bump from ending the streak.
HerbertFish
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I would for the most bitter of bitter tears.
Don't you usually come into this thread raging against people who want things to happen for fun in wrestling?
Cena would kick out of two Tombstones + darkness pins guaranteed.
I'm an Edge fan... but yeah... he should have never gotten the spear
She'd never make it in the E.
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Deleted member 47027
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Why that's Chris Kanyon, deceased legendary star!
Just imagining the posts that'd happen in here every time Cena went for the AA. It'll be quite the spectacle.
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slightconfuse
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If become apathetic toward CENA. CAnt muster up hate or like for him.
RAW has become nitro where the shield and Wyatt's are the cruser weights .
RAW has become nitro where the shield and Wyatt's are the cruser weights .
HerbertFish
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Does anyone else think that's where they are going with his gimmick after the blue dot reference at rumble and then this weird promo? I honestly think they are going to do it.
bean breath
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That's not a lady, that's a CHICK.
Lambda Pie
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i'm up for Cena ending the streak.
it's padded with jobbers and cans.
it's padded with jobbers and cans.
Seriously, how does a quote like that even make it through editing? Jesus.
bean breath
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Hi Brandon Stroud, How ya doin'?
The quote sounds awful because 1) the source has forced divas to give some brain to stay gainfully employed and 2) the quote is toned down for a PG world.
We all know Lita in the WWE wasn't a "lady", she had the bad bitch at the local dive bar who hustled the pool table and would drink most dudes under the table vibe.
I understood what he was getting at just fine.
EDIT: fuck Stroud.
We all know Lita in the WWE wasn't a "lady", she had the bad bitch at the local dive bar who hustled the pool table and would drink most dudes under the table vibe.
I understood what he was getting at just fine.
EDIT: fuck Stroud.
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Deleted member 47027
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As ham-handed as it was, I understood their intent. She was a tomboy, she was tough. That's what they were getting at. Really poorly done though.
UberTag
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I hope they go ahead with it. Blue Dot Christian would get incredibly over.
It would be the spark needed to get one last run to cap off his incredible career.
Also, I agree that Cena should end the streak but realistically speaking, at this point, it's either going to be Roman Reigns that ends it... or nobody.
You guys saw my post last night, right?
They're feeding Reigns all the records. Kane's Rumble record. The Survivor Series elimination record. Even the fabled streak is vulnerable.
Reigns is already being protected more than Cena is.
Lambda Pie
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that guy is 100% bitch, god damn, what a soft moisty cunt. read some quotes one time and he embodies every pussy wrestling fan out there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ4Ob1j2
GUYS DOES THIS MEAN CHIKARA GOT CM PUNK?!?!?!
GUYS DOES THIS MEAN CHIKARA GOT CM PUNK?!?!?!
These videos are stupid and make me not want to go to Chikara after all.
bean breath
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Macho Madness
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JesseEwiak
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I have no problem with "fun" in wrestling, if it's right for business. It's stupid to put every guy the IWC has a crush on for a week over Cena.
Sorry, I've just dealt with the Internet being upset the top guy in a promotion is being treated like a top guy in a promotion for literally, a decade and a half. "Push Dolph Ziggler" is the new "Push the cruiserweights."
If you want fun in wrestling, great. If you want to make dumb business decisions because you don't like a particular wrestler, have fun. You'll fit in with every other two bit indie promoter.
Lambda Pie
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i always imagined strogobo came from some comic book villan or something like that. i know i picked my Gaf name by going to Wikipedia > random page.
and since we're on a Goldberg spear spree:
bean breath
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That's what I meant.
As far as Stroud goes, those are his values and while he often overdoes it, I know a guy that's so far into the gender equality scene Stroud seems mild in comparison. I mean we're talking flat out denying inherent differences between men and women here, that kind of stuff. Stroud is almost Alpha male in comparison.
Lambda Pie
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nope, first page that popped up when i random selected Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lambda_Piscium
that's it. no hidden meaning, no play of words.
Marvel
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Aww this story is so mean, Christian isn't even ugly or ratlike lol. Wtf was Vince smoking on that plane trip.
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Deleted member 47027
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I dunno, I hear if we say the first word of your name three times in a mirror this happens to us:
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