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February Wrasslin' |OT| Did somebody not get what they wanted?
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BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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What do you guys think would be the best possible rivalry using the current WWE roster?
Eva Marie vs. MMAksana would be my pick. They would be our generation's female-equivalent of Rock and Austin. Shit would be tight.
Eva Marie vs. MMAksana would be my pick. They would be our generation's female-equivalent of Rock and Austin. Shit would be tight.
Terrabyte20xx
Junior Wrestlemania XXX Champion
Move Bo Dallas up to the main roster, and have him feud with Christian in a Blue Dot match where the loser has to have his face censored with a blue dot when he shows up on tv.
Naturally, Christian loses.
"We Want Eva!" chants during every match, #AllRedEverything signs all over the crowd
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Do You work for TNA???
I know you guys are going to shit on this because it's not actually a good idea but...
they should totally do a British Empire type stable with Barrett as the leader. Have Regal as the manager and have Paige as the token diva. Bring in PAC and Mason Ryan to be the tag team of the group. Could even have McIntyre there and have the group eventually turn on him should Scotland become independent later this year.
Failing all that, just give them an Only Fools and Horses gimmick. It's a classic for a reason and it writes itself.
they should totally do a British Empire type stable with Barrett as the leader. Have Regal as the manager and have Paige as the token diva. Bring in PAC and Mason Ryan to be the tag team of the group. Could even have McIntyre there and have the group eventually turn on him should Scotland become independent later this year.
Failing all that, just give them an Only Fools and Horses gimmick. It's a classic for a reason and it writes itself.
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You should play WWE12
Breh, nothing will ever touch the throne of Melina vs Alicia Fox.
Lambda Pie
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It's not THAT Bad
I think you mean EWR.
WWE App Exclusive.
Killing_Joke
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Why don't they just focus on getting subscribers? A measly 2mil subscribers would cover PPV/TV revenue with ease. Which isn't that far off reach within a couple of years imo.
But i wonder why wrestling is always the black sheep. RAW gets a steady ~4mil views and hasn't Smackdown been doing pretty damn good lately?
But i wonder why wrestling is always the black sheep. RAW gets a steady ~4mil views and hasn't Smackdown been doing pretty damn good lately?
Officerrob
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Doesn't matter, it's wrestling, and lots of people don't want to be associated with it. When something like NASCAR's rights become available, there are major networks competing for the rights, thus creating competition which inflates the price. Who is competing for WWE's rights?
Serpentine
Banned
The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston. They have unfinished business.
Also, Tensai vs. The Main Event Playa, Brodus Clay. WE NEVER GOT THE BLOWOFF MATCH!
Tensai was afraid of getting his ass whipped so he stopped wrestling
Lost Fragment
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The most interesting part of this whole WWE/NBC business to me is that there's a chance Raw could end up on TNT.
Serpentine
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Reasonable. You don't wanna fuck with The Main Event Playa.
No it's true, Tensai and Brodus never had the match to see who was truly the Dead Weight in Tons of Funk
British Monsoon
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Rumour has it that New Japan are sending 10 wrestlers over to ROH in May for Border Wars 2014 in Toronto and the Hammerstein Ballroom show later that month.
Would be pretty awesome if true. Any guesses at potential matches?
Time Splitters vs Adrenaline Rush
Elgin vs Ishii
Hero vs Nakamura
Would be pretty awesome if true. Any guesses at potential matches?
Time Splitters vs Adrenaline Rush
Elgin vs Ishii
Hero vs Nakamura
Terrabyte20xx
Junior Wrestlemania XXX Champion
Hmm...
SEE YOU ON THUNDER
There's no way... Right?
Serpentine
Banned
fucking never again
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oh man if new japan comes to hammerstien i will be there.
guesing bullet club and tanahashi comes over.
liger too
guesing bullet club and tanahashi comes over.
liger too
I imagine their negotiation presentation is just a PowerPoint of "Did You Know" slides.
FOX would be wise to make a run at WWE to save their other sports entertainment property, Ultimate Fighting Championship, from a steady ratings decline. RAW being a lead-in to The Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV saved the Ultimate Fighting Championship from a certain demise, and could give them another much needed shot in the arm in 2014.
Terrabyte20xx
Junior Wrestlemania XXX Champion
B-but there is no overlap between fans, that's all just nonsense!
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No one would be saying this if my guy had won. The thread would look like a wild hillbilly cult had taken it over and it would be awesome.
Three hours of wrestling as a lead in to UFC? That sounds horrible.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Who are you to doubt
On one hand, MMAksana could be the monster heel that takes out the diva division one by one to finally get the title. I mean she already legit injured a couple of 'em in the span of a month.
On the other hand, you got green up an comer Eva Marie as the underdog of this feud. Her wrestling ability is constantly under doubt and ridicule by those around her. Not to mention that MMAksana keeps beating her up every week.
They then meet at the grandest stage of 'em all. Eva is getting beaten down pretty badly. But by operating on pure instinct, Eva finally rises above hate, overcomes the odds, and delivers her new finisher: The Red Hot Kick.
Heart pounding, time slows down to a crawl. After exerting all her power to deliver that flaming kick, Eva collapses. But by the power of her will alone, she uses every ounce of strength left in her body to get the cover on MMAksana's motionless body.
1....2....3
"BAH GAWD MAGGLE, EVA HAS DONE IT AT LAST", screamed JBL. "I LOVE IT!"
Now 80,000 raging Evamaniacs are off their seats and going wild. A standing ovation of the highest order is given to our heroine. She has finally earned her due.
But wait.
MMAksana rises up from the ashes. The crowd is dead silent, in a fashion reminiscent to how they are during Randy Orton promos. "But whose side is she on?!" asks King. "Maybe next week SHE won't be around." King said, followed by a self-assuring nod.
After a tense few moments, MMAksana extends her arm out for a handshake. She realizes the error of her ways, and goes back to being just Aksana.
But wait!
Eva and Aksana then make out in the middle of the ring in order to seal the deal, and let bygones be bygones.
And they all lived happily ever after.
This shit writes itself, breh.
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never again.
...but next time it'll only be a week.
A month is too much. We took our lumps.
It took you longer to write this than any match either of them is ever going to have. Stahp.
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LMAO
A week is too short, no risk.
QueenOfThorns
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I'm still cool with the month. I just hope next year we have someone worthy.
Probably safe to say it took longer to read it too.
Just so we're clear, the makeout should be longer than the match.
Alvarez confirmed the standing ovation after the match for Cesaro, but it doesn't seem like Meltzer has heard anything about Vince's thoughts on Cesaro. He seemed to be really reserved about the idea that this is all a sign that Cesaro is headed toward a huge push and that Vince finally likes him (brought up that Vince thinks he's boring and can't promo)
TheWarrior
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But how do I install the app. If only someone on Raw showed me how.
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Naturally.
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Titus O'Neil's promo was gold, too. If it was his sink or swim moment, that man swam for a mile. Fantastic work, I love it.
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