bean breath
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They're old and need a rest.
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February Wrasslin' |OT| Did somebody not get what they wanted?
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They're old and need a rest.
How is DBry lightning in a bottle? How is it 24 hours? Did Heel just start watching Raw? He was over long before Superbowl mentions.
bean breath
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God, please stop. Just.... fuck. Is the whole thread like this?
bean breath
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Hey, you don't get to make fun of our cities, Irish.
THE IDEA THAT BRIE CAN OUT WRESTLE ANYBODY OR ANYTHING IS HILARIOUS.
SHES FUCKING DANIEL BRYAN BRAH MEANS SHES TOP 5 FEMALE WRESTLERS
El Pescado
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Maybe, but she's able to out-talk-over-everyone-else-without-saying-anything-of-substance though....
To be fair, she is dating Daniel Bryan so she's probably learned how to be an amazing wrestler from him unlike her terrible sister who's dating John Cena, am I right?
Edit: Damn it, Dragonzord
Edit #2: Wait a second... "Dragonzord"? Black guy in the avatar? I found Xavier Woods' GAF Account!
Bryan can turn shit storylines into gold but can't turn shit wrestlers into anything great.
Not to mention she doesn't give a shit about wrestling well, as long as her reality show stays on the air.
Lambda Pie
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the "messing with crowd noise" meme is hilarious.
or people really believe that?
or people really believe that?
bean breath
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Now that's how you walk out of the WWE. Do a Moonsault off a cage and injure yourself.
WE WANT CODY
it won't last past season 2
You don't want me to talk about the Bellas. Like, I don't care for AJ and think she's 'over' because she got shoved into some of the biggest storylines ever not because of her natural charisma or whatever. But I see a place for her. I don't want her gone.
The Bellas are the two biggest fucking leaches in all of WWE history. They're like if Sable or Sunny was fucking Shawn and Shawn was whipped by them and just made it so they get to do whatever they want. They're fucking failed models turned failed wrestlers turned failed actresses turned failed wrestlers turned failed reality stars. They should shut their fucking mouths when it comes to wrestling because they're both awful and don't even come from a wrestling background. They talk over peoples promos, they prevent more entertaining divas(Maria and Maryse aren't good wrestlers, but Maria's got a good connection with fans when she was there, and Maryse is a great heel that could be molded into a proper manager) and more attractive divas from returning and likely getting put in the spotlight. Despite doing nothing remarkable, they get matches on tv just about every week or are involved in an angle somehow, some way.
They are a fucking albatross that are only sticking with WWE because of their stupid reality show. You can tell me Brie is 'improving all the time,' but she'd be fucking gone in a heartbeat if Bryan became lowcard or her show was cancelled. Fuck the Bellas.
The Bellas are the two biggest fucking leaches in all of WWE history. They're like if Sable or Sunny was fucking Shawn and Shawn was whipped by them and just made it so they get to do whatever they want. They're fucking failed models turned failed wrestlers turned failed actresses turned failed wrestlers turned failed reality stars. They should shut their fucking mouths when it comes to wrestling because they're both awful and don't even come from a wrestling background. They talk over peoples promos, they prevent more entertaining divas(Maria and Maryse aren't good wrestlers, but Maria's got a good connection with fans when she was there, and Maryse is a great heel that could be molded into a proper manager) and more attractive divas from returning and likely getting put in the spotlight. Despite doing nothing remarkable, they get matches on tv just about every week or are involved in an angle somehow, some way.
They are a fucking albatross that are only sticking with WWE because of their stupid reality show. You can tell me Brie is 'improving all the time,' but she'd be fucking gone in a heartbeat if Bryan became lowcard or her show was cancelled. Fuck the Bellas.
blackaroni
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I have never heard that as a racial slur but that baked potato line was random as hell...along with most of the shit she says.
bean breath
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Hey, less competition in Christian's way.
blackaroni
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I still don't understand why the NAO are the champs. It makes no sense. They're good for Retro Raw and that's about it.
bean breath
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Oh shit, Miz is shooting! Damn, don't get fired, Miz!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivzO2loWEKE
If you're feeling legit, come and take a hit.
Big Guy, over and out.
Oh jesus fucking christ.
HER OUTFIT WAS SILVER. LIKE ALUMINIUM FOIL.
If you're feeling legit, come and take a hit.
Big Guy, over and out.
Oh jesus fucking christ.
HER OUTFIT WAS SILVER. LIKE ALUMINIUM FOIL.
Lambda Pie
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El Pescado
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Is it a racial slur? I've heard a lot of racial slurs in my time and this isn't one of them.
bean breath
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Hell yeah!
Dark Ninja
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Um I thought it was obvious she was talking about Naomi's outfit looked like tin foil
never heard "baked potato" before......huh
UberTag
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This is what we call "grasping at straws".
If the WWE wants an excuse to fire AJ they can twist "baked potato" into a racial slur even if it has not once been used as a racial slur in the history of the human race.
I like learning new things.
I take that back. I don't like learning new things.
That doesn't sound too surprising but I think that's more of a product of how the show is run. From other reports I've heard about live RAW shows, they don't care about putting on a show for the people in the live audience beyond keeping them entertained enough to serve as a good backdrop for the TV show. Positioning, lighting, promos, music--show's not designed to keep them solidly entertained the whole way through, it's built solely around the cameras.
Took me a second to figure out she was making fun of the tin-foil-like clothing, but it's pretty obvious that's all she meant in retrospect. I would pay to hear the logical connection they can make between "baked potato" and "racial slur".
Lambda Pie
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we don't bake potatoes in tin foil here, that sounds insanely mongish and a waste of tin foil quite frankly. what the fuck, americans?
Officerrob
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Seriously? LOL
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Good lord, YES. FINALLY MY PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED.
Red.
How do you expect to enjoy wrestling if you don't bake your potatoes in tin foil? God, you might as well not even watch it in English!
Dark Ninja
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I don't eat potatoes we should ask pale white Shaemus or that illegal alien Sin Cara or Justin Gabriel with his questionable preferences
blackaroni
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Lol. Logical and the WWE? Yeah, I didn't think it was racial, but I would have never guessed that she was talking about the shiny suit. I guess I was blinded by the booty.
My life story, bro
BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!
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Maybe we can finally retire this
Lambda Pie
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Professor Beef
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Yes, the ass was fat. Can't believe there were some people badmouthing the booty.
El Pescado
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we just throw them inside the oven.
tin foil... you gringos.
The hell? This is awful! Are they skinned? :X
Professor Beef
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lamchop pls
Dark Ninja
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Apparently people got kicked out of RAW for chanting "CM PUNK". Damn I can't wait for Chicago
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